Wear Something Really Fancy - Glwzbll

Now this one coming from lt. stichie and dedicated to all di girls who wear size 10 And buy size 8 tru dem want dem foot look small Bruk down the heal back and cut out di toe front you know what I mean hey! Young girls wear yuh size Young girls wear yuh size Cause if yuh don't tek stichie advice Girls yuh nuh would a get blind Finomina one finomina two hey! Girls wear yuh size Young girls wear yuh size Cause if yuh don't tek stichie advice Girls yuh nuh would a get blind Finomina one finomina two Now mi seh last week saturday mi buck up pon a girl Mi tell her mi ago take her round di world now Kiss mi neck it fly up inna head back She waan new shoes and she waan new frock She waan new stocking and she waan new strap She waan new watch and bangle and hat Kiss mi gutside she waan new handbag Mi seh gal wha mek you waan everything that is new Only thing I can afford is a pair a shoe Mi give her money but di gal still a screw Wide out her eye just like a patoo And a screw up her face like a crush callaloo Mi seh dry dadasah a weh you a try fi do You waan mi thump you inna you two eyes mek it black and blue She seh no no stitche no badda me at all Yuh just meet mi and you waan fi mek mi bawl Di gal foot big and di gal foot tall She wear size 10 and she waan it look small Go buy size 8 and when it squeeze her she a bawl But girl wear yuh size Young girls wear yuh size Cause if you don't tek stichie advice Girls yuh nuh would a get blind hey hey Girls wear yuh size Young girls wear yuh size Cause if you don't tek stichie advice Girls yuh nuh would a get blind And so she put on her clothes and seh stichie weh we a go Mi seh we a go a carib go sidung and watch a show Mi step off a di bus di gal start walk slow Mi seh darlin it seems like you walking in snow Hear her no no stichie that's how I would love to go Da time pain a lick her all over her toe She squinch in her eye and start to tip toe Hold mi finger tight like she nuh waan let go A walk and a whine like we a dance go-go She seh stichie mi tired mek we rest right yah so Mi seh no no darlin we a go ova deh so She stand up still like she never waan go And put her two hand dem pon her kimbo Di shoes a squeeze her from yasso to yasso She start skin her teeth like kindney furrow Mi seh yam, dumplin, banana, and cocoa Dasheen and breadfruit, plantain and chocho Young girls wear yuh size Young girls wear yuh size Cause if yuh don't tek mi advice Girls yuh nuh would a get blind Hear mi now darlin what's di matter with you Hear her stichie, you know mi shame fi tell yuh Mi seh yuh nuh waan mi run come to yuh rescue She seh mi wear size 10 and buy a size 8 shoes Mi laugh and seh, gal yuh nuh easy at all Born with yuh foot big and you waan it look small In the middle of crossroads mi buss out a laugh People gather round and everybody start laugh She kick off di shoes everybody start laugh And everybody laugh til dem belly bottom cramp Gal born with di foot size of a giant And waan her foot look small just like a ant But gal wear yuh size Young girls wear yuh size Cause if yuh don't tek stichie advice Girls yuh nuh would a get blind

Fancy Nancy Ooh la, la Fancy Nancy Who loves being fancy? Who's unique? One of a kind Who adores Mom, Dad, and JoJo And friends who are sublime? Fancy makes my heart sing Fancy feels like glee Fancy is for everyone But most especially me Fancy Nancy Mwah, mwah Fancy Nancy Ooh la, la Turn plain into exquisite Make blasé something chic Just add a little fancy And voilà, life's fantastique That's French for fantastic