She was given the world So much that she couldn't see That she needed someone To show her who she could be And she tried to survive Wearing her heart on her sleeve But I needed you to believe You had your dreams, I had mine You had your fears, I was fine It showed me what I couldn't find When two different worlds collide She was scared of it all Watching from far away She was given a role Never knew just when to play And she tried to survive Living her life on her own Always afraid of the throne But you've given me strength to find home You had your dreams, I had mine You had your fears, I was fine It showed me what I couldn't find When two different worlds collide She was scared, unprepared Lost in the dark, falling apart I can survive with you by my side We're gonna be alright This is what happens when two worlds collide You had your dreams, I had mine You had your fears, I was fine It show me what I couldn't find When two different worlds collide You had your dreams, I had mine You had your fears, I was fine It showed me what I couldn't find When two different worlds collide When two different worlds Collide

Your world was so different From mine, don't you see? We just couldn't be close Though we tried We both reached for heavens But ours weren't the same That's what happens When two worlds collide Your world was made up Of things sweet and good My world could never fit in Wish it could Two hearts lie in shambles And oh, how they've cried That's what happens When two worlds collide Your world was made up Of things sweet and good My world could never fit in Wish it could Two hearts lie in shambles And oh, how they've cried That's what happens When two worlds collide

Your world was so different from mine don't you see We just couldn't be close and though we tried We both reached for Heavens but ours weren't the same That's what happens when two worlds collide Your world was made up of things sweet and good My world could never fit in, wish it could Two hearts lie in shambles and oh how they've cried That's what happens when two worlds collide Your world was made up of things sweet and good And my world could never fit in, wish it could Two hearts lie in shambles and oh how they've cried That's what happens when two worlds collide

My telescope looks out into the stars tonight A little speck of light seems twice the size tonight The calculations are so fine Can it be growing all the time? Now I can't believe it's true And I don't know what to do For the hundredth time I check the declination Now the fear starts to grow Even my computer shows There are no errors in the calculations Now it's happened take no other view Collision course, you must believe it's true Now there's nothing left that we can do When two worlds collide The anger and the pain of all those who remain Two worlds collide Who will be left alive No place to hide when two worlds collide The anger, the pain Of those who remain When two worlds collide When two worlds collide So who will survive There's no place to hide When two worlds collide Now it's happened take no other view Collision course, you must believe it's true Now there's nothing left that we can do When two worlds collide The anger and the pain of all those who remain Two worlds collide Who will be left alive No place to hide when two worlds collide The anger, the pain Of those who remain When two worlds collide When two worlds collide So who will survive There's no place to hide When two worlds collide When two worlds collide The anger, the pain Of those who remain When two worlds collide When two worlds collide So who will survive There's no place to hide When two worlds collide When two worlds collide The anger, the pain When two worlds collide When two worlds collide

[Andy:] Oh, it's been a long time coming Two of the world's greatest America's Sweetheart, Ms. Reba McEntire (Yeah, yeah, how you doin', Andy?) We 'bout to take it to the top Hit 'em, Reba [Kenan:] Haters in my face try to keep me down But you know we keep on shining (Here we go!) Two crazy big stars from opposite worlds 'Bout to set this track on fire (Yeah, she's the queen of country) He's a comedy prince Makin' something out of nothing (We hooked up in the studio to make this song!) But as usual we ended up fucking (No doubt!) [Andy:] Flashback to when I first met Reba Sitcom dressing room, puffing on cheeba I said I was a fan, she said "groovy" Dropped her denim skirt and said, "hop to it" Made love all night (More like we fucked!) Kids banging on the door, tryna interrupt But them autographs can wait Cause this is way too strong I can't leave it alone Because her pussy's the bomb [Kenan:] Well my pussy is the bomb and that's a fact But these n-words keep on tripping (Okay!) So I stay on my grind and drop these hits Cause I can't go back to stripping (I'm Reba!) (You're my undercover freak) And you're my best friend, but our families don't approve (That's right 'cause I'm a city boy) And I'm a country girl And I'll never leave your sweet balls blue [Andy:] Ay, because a girl like Reba's got just what I need With big, broad shoulders and a red ass weave (And a penis) Hot damn, she fly All she wanna do is fuck me I'm a lucky guy (I'm a guy too) My friends think I should dump her They say she's a man who found a wig in a dumpster (Your friends are smart) Naw, Rebs, they're just jealous cause I'm dating a star Instead of hanging with the fellas (Hanging like my nuts) Word up, they're just liars They can't believe that I could pull Reba McEntire [Kenan:] Since I came out my mama's butt I knew I was destined for greatness I looked in a dumpster and saw a wig And thought, "Hey brother, I'm gon' take this" (Tell 'em, Reba!) So I put it right on and took a stroll Right over to 30 Rock (SNL!) I saw Andy Samberg and he thought I was Reba And I made him suck my dirty cock [Andy:] So there you have it Two worlds collide We the new Bonnie and Clyde (Reba!) From haystacks to Maybachs, our love will survive For Reba I ride, 'til the day that we die (I'm Reba!

Je n'avais jamais ôté mon chapeau Devant personne Maintenant je rampe et je fais le beau Quand elle me sonne J'étais chien méchant, elle me fait manger Dans sa menotte J'avais des dents d'loup, je les ai changées Pour des quenottes Je m'suis fait tout petit devant une poupée Qui ferme les yeux quand on la couche Je m'suis fait tout petit devant une poupée Qui fait "Maman" quand on la touche J'étais dur à cuire, elle m'a converti La fine mouche Et je suis tombé tout chaud, tout rôti Contre sa bouche Qui a des dents de lait quand elle sourit Quand elle chante Et des dents de loup quand elle est furie Qu'elle est méchante Je m'suis fait tout petit devant une poupée Qui ferme les yeux quand on la couche Je m'suis fait tout petit devant une poupée Qui fait "Maman" quand on la touche Tous les somnambules Tous les mages m'ont dit sans malice Qu'en ses bras en croix Je subirais mon dernier supplice Il en est de pires il en est d'meilleures Mais à tout prendre Qu'on se pende ici, qu'on se pende ailleurs S'il faut se pendre Je m'suis fait tout petit devant une poupée Qui ferme les yeux quand on la touche Je m'suis fait tout petit devant une poupée Qui fait "Maman" quand on la touche

(Reprise incomplète d'une chanson de Joe Dassin) Aux Champs-Élysées Aux Champs-Élysées Au soleil sous la pluie À midi ou à minuit Il y a tout ce que vous voulez Aux Champs-Élysées Je m'baladais sur l'avenue Le coeur ouvert à l'inconnu J'avais envie de dire bonjour À n'importe qui N'importe qui et ce fut toi Je t'ai dit n'importe quoi Il suffisait de te parler Pour t'apprivoiser Aux Champs-Élysées Aux Champs-Élysées Au soleil sous la pluie À midi ou à minuit Il y a tout ce que vous voulez Aux Champs-Élysées Tu m'as dit j'ai rendez-vous Dans un quart-d'heure avec des fous Qui vivent la guitare à la main Du soir au matin Alors je t'ai accompagné On a chanté on a dansé Et l'on n'a même pas pensé À s'embrasser Aux Champs-Élysées Aux Champs-Élysées Au soleil sous la pluie À midi ou à minuit Il y a tout ce que vous voulez Aux Champs-Élysées Aux Champs-Élysées Aux Champs-Élysées Au soleil sous la pluie À midi ou à minuit Il y a tout ce que vous voulez Aux Champs-Élysées