Two For One - Southbound Beretta

He had what you might call a trivial occupation He cleaned the platforms of the local railway station With no romance in his life Sometimes he wished he had a wife He read the matrimonial advertising pages The cries for help from different people, different ages But they had nothing to say At least not until the day When something special he read This is what it said: If you dream of the girl for you Then call us and get two for the price of one We're the answer if you feel blue So call us and get two for the price of one If you dream of the girl for you Then call us and get two for the price of one We're the answer if you feel blue So call us and get two for the price of one He called the number and a voice said, "Alice Whiting" The voice was husky and it sounded quite exciting He was amazed at his luck The purest streak of gold he'd struck He said, "I read your ad, it sounded rather thrilling I think a meeting could be mutually fulfilling Why don't we meet for a chat? The three of us in my flat I can't forget what I read" This is what it said: If you dream of the girl for you Then call us and get two for the price of one We're the answer if you feel blue So call us and get two for the price of one If you dream of the girl for you Then call us and get two for the price of one We're the answer if you feel blue So call us and get two (For the price of one...) He said, "I'm sure we must be perfect for each other And if you doubt it you'll be certain when you meet my mother"

Let's go There's a party down the southbound way Called us up sayin' that they need us to play, alright Said we'll be there when the party comes But they better get ready for the fire and the guns, oh yeah We're goin' southbound There's wild women, yeah they're rippin' and tearin' Ripping all night, yeah they're tearing all right, come on This may be the place for me Living it up, yeah may never leave, oh no We're going Southbound Because we're here to play and we're here to stay Yeah, we're Southbound Yeah, we're a live wire and a gun and a fire We're going Southbound Because we're here to play and we're here to stay Yeah, we're Southbound Because we're a live wire and a gun and a fire We're a live wire and a gun and a fire We're a live wire. Oh yeah Come on We're going Southbound Because we're here to play and we're here to stay Yeah, we're Southbound Yeah, we're a live wire and a gun and a fire We're going Southbound Because we're here to play and we're here to stay Yeah, we're Southbound Because we're a live wire and a gun and a fire We're a live wire and a gun and a fire We're a live wire. Oh yeah Alright

Well I'm dizzy Can barely even speak Through your lies, I hope I can find The truth that's hiding underneath Others been down this road before Yeah. Shoot it I will be heard (I will be heard) And justice will be served (Justice will be served) With my motor revved up To the redline Yeah I don't know if it's the coke Or maybe the cheap booze But this road I'm rollin' down Seems that I may be born to lose Others been down this road before Yeah. You shot em when they said I will be heard (I will be heard) And justice will be served (Justice will be served) With my motor revved up... Well, I'm living my life out on the redline And I'm running right out off the tracks If I keep this up, soon I'll be dead and gone Oh yeah, ain't ever coming back It seems I've found myself... Found myself back at square one again Am I dying to live? Or living to die? Am I dying to live? Or living to die? With my life on the redline Am I Living to die? Die to live Live to die Die to live Living to die It shouldn't be this hard To have to read between the lines Well, I'm living my life out on the redline And I'm running right out off the tracks If I keep this up, soon I'll be dead and gone Oh yeah, ain't ever coming back (Back)