The boss is acting cautious Blood visions of his coffin Oh look! It's Jim from The Office Now shit's getting raucous Now we're shutting off the faucets Make that bitch run for congress Just to see if they can stop this We're bubbling up to the surface Causing trouble and causing disturbances We're bubbling up to the surface Causing trouble and causing disturbances You can thank me for my service Here's your drink, and there's the furnace The dirt is my purpose Time to dirty up the dirtless OOWEEOO underground like the earthworm OOWEEOO making sound that's the art form OOWEEOO now move around like the earthworm Look at the plants dance They're doing hand stands We're bubbling up to the surface Causing trouble and causing disturbances We're bubbling up to the surface Stare into the eye of the noble earthworm This singular eye exists in it's rectum Yes earthworms do feel pain And I do more drugs than a Green Beret Yes earthworms do feel pain And I do more drugs than a Green Beret OOWEEOO underground like the earthworm OOWEEOO making sound that's the art form OOWEEOO now move around like the earthworm Look at the plants dance They're doing hand stands Little pet worm I just fed it You ask me what's the word I just said it Worm I just fed it You ask me what's the word I just said it When I was a child went outside and played All around with a shovel and dug in the ground Look at all the little wormies I found Look at all the little wormies I found Ooo look at this one Ooo look at that one Ooo look at this one Ooo look at that one This one has the face of a man I wish to hold it in my hand Now let the worm speak Pardon me if my vocabulary seems just a little bit nasty It just so happens that I don't really care And if you got a problem with me or the words that spill out of my mouth Shut the fuck up and hold my beer That's right bitch blame the worm Blame the worm for all that you've learned Pesky little devils keep you up at night Hey, u up? Ha ha ha ha ha When you wish upon a fart... Ha ha ha ha ha I stink so bad that I smell like shite Yes I stink so bad that I smell like shite I do a British accent on this bitch ass mic It's probably safe to say that I'm a little bit nasty A little bit nasty Man I gotta piss like a racehorse Man I gotta piss like a racehorse Man I gotta piss like a racehorse Piss like a racehorse Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm

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