Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs (From "Frasier") - The Moonlight Orchestra

I'm in love with your mother, but not the way I do love you She doesn't cut it like you do, fruit and salad no meat please Old style goin' in for your soul But baby that ain't happenin' 'Cause in a bag I'm useless That's why you left me for him That's why I'll sleep with your mother again But hopefully soon my lonely heart Will be filled with the warmth form your eyes And we can swap snow for leaves So come on baby and just come around And let me back in through your door And if you don't want to come around I'll take your mother to, funky town And we will make the nasty weather All my dreams are waiting for you In a time where I ain't no fool The love is lost somewhere in the room Your eyes are wider underneath the moon All my dreams are waiting for you In a time where I ain't no fool The love is lost somewhere in the room Your eyes are wider underneath the moon The moon With the world around my fingertips And I will rub her curvy hips 'Cause I'm in love with your mother But not the way I do love you I will treat her like I would treat you

I stand at your gate and the song that I sing is of moonlight I stand and I wait for the touch of your hand in the June night The roses are sighing a moonlight serenade The stars are aglow and tonight how their light sets me dreaming My love, do you know that your eyes are like stars brightly beaming? I bring you and sing you a moonlight serenade Let us stray till break of day in love's valley of dreams Just you and I, a summer sky, a heavenly breeze kissing the trees So don't let me wait, come to me tenderly in the June night I stand at your gate and I sing you a song in the moonlight A love song, my darling, a moonlight serenade