The Illiterate Duck Hunter - Justin Wilson

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand He said to the man runnin' the stand "Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?" The man said, "No, we just sell lemonade But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all homemade! Can I get you a glass? The duck said, "I'll pass." And then he waddled away (waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day (bam bam bam bam badam bam) When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand He said to the man runnin' the stand "Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?" The man said: "No, like I said yesterday We just sell lemonade, okay? Why not give it a try?" The duck said "Goodbye" And then he waddled away (waddle waddle) And then he waddled away (waddle waddle) And then he waddled away (waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day (bam bam bam bam badam bam) When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man runnin' the stand "Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?" The man said: "Look, this is gettin' old I mean, lemonade's all we've ever sold Why not give it a go?" The duck said: "How about no." And then he waddled away (waddle waddle) And then he waddled away (waddle waddle waddle) And then he waddled away (waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day (bam bam bam bam badam bam) When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand He said to the man runnin' the stand "Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?" The man said: "That's it! If you don't stay away, duck I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day stuck! So don't get too close! The duck said, "Adios!" And then he waddled away (waddle waddle) And then he waddled away (waddle waddle waddle) And then he waddled away (waddle waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day (bam bam bam bam badam bam) When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man runnin' the stand "Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any glue?" "What?" "Got any glue?" "No, why would I- oh..." "And one more question for you Got any grapes?" Bam bam bam Bam bam bam And the man just stopped Then he started to smile He started to laugh He laughed for a while He said: "Come on, duck Let's walk to the store I'll buy you some grapes So you won't have to ask anymore!" So they walked to the store And the man bought some grapes He gave one to the duck And the duck said: "Hmm, no thanks But you know what sounds good? It would make my day Do you think this store Do you think this store Do you think this store Has any lemonade?" And then he waddled away (waddle waddle) And then he waddled away (waddle waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (waddle waddle waddle) ('Til the very next day bam bam bam bam badom bam)

If everyday was Christmas If we could make believe If everyone would care a little more There'd be harmony The city is covered in snow tonight The children fast asleep I'm waiting for him, but he's nowhere in sight And I wonder if he could hear me Hey, Santa Hey, Santa, Santa I wish with all my might Hey, Santa Hey, Santa, Santa Bring my baby home tonight Why does it feel like it's colder than winter Even by the fireside My baby said that he'd be home for Christmas And now it's almost midnight The Christmas lights up and down the street Are such a sight to see But all the presents by the tree They don't mean a thing till he's with me Hey, Santa Hey, Santa, Santa I wish with all my might Hey, Santa Hey, Santa, Santa Bring my baby home tonight I know your sleigh is full inside But won't you stop and give my baby a ride I'll be waiting by candlelight this Christmas The Christmas lights up and down the street Are such a sight to see But all the presents by the tree They don't mean a thing Santa please hear me Hey, Santa Hey, Santa, Santa I wish with all my might Hey, Santa Hey, Santa, Santa Bring my baby home tonight The Christmas lights up and down the street The presents by the tree I hear a knock, oh can it be? My wish is staring back at me Hey, Santa Hey, Santa, Santa I guess you heard me tonight Hey, Santa Hey, Santa, Santa I'm underneath the mistletoe With my baby tonight Sleigh ride It's Christmas time

It seems like a dream, yet I know it happened A man, a maid, a kiss, and then goodbye Romance was the theme And we were the players I never think of this without a sigh Lover, one lovely day Love came, planning to stay Green Dolphin Street supplied the setting The setting for nights beyond forgetting And through these moments apart memories live in my heart When I recall the love I found on I could kiss the ground on Green Dolphin Street Lover, one lovely day Love came, planning to stay Green Dolphin Street supplied the setting The setting for nights beyond forgetting And through these moments apart memories live in my heart When I recall the love I found on On Green Dolphin Street