The Christmas Song - Glenn Miller

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire Jack Frost nipping at your nose Yuletide carols being sung by a choir And folks dressed up like Eskimos Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe Help to make the season bright Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow Will find it hard to sleep tonight They know that Santa's on his way He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh And every mother's child is gonna spy To see if reindeer really know how to fly And so I'm offering this simple phrase To kids from one to 92 Although it's been said many times, many ways Merry Christmas to you Although it's been said many times, many ways Merry Christmas to you

I know why you're hittin' me up All you ever want is to fuck with me But I don't ever have any fun 'Cause you don't even know when I'm coming clean You're gonna run and tell all your bros All the dirty things that you do to me It's kinda funny, they'll never know That you're only doing 'em in your dreams (hey) Don't call me just because you have nobody else (hey, hey) You're desperate and full of shit, boy, I can tell (hey, hey) Don't call me just because you have nobody else (hey, hey) I'd rather lay in bed and motherlove myself La, la la la la, la, la la la la La, la la la la, la, la la la la La, la la la la, la, la la la la I'd rather lay in bed and motherlove myself All I know is if you were here We would have to do what you like to do But I'ma do what I like, I'ma do it just right And I'll do it better than you Don't call me just because you have nobody else (hey, hey) You're desperate and full of shit, boy, I can tell (hey, hey) Don't call me just because you have nobody else (hey, hey) I'd rather lay in bed and motherlove myself La, la la la la, la, la la la la La, la la la la, la, la la la la La, la la la la, la, la la la la I'd rather lay in bed and motherlove myself Sometimes, I can't help it, but I want you badly Even though you never add me And I, I realize that the only time that we get close Is when you wanna fuck me over Don't call me just because you have nobody else (hey, hey) You're desperate and full of shit, boy, I can tell (hey, hey) Don't call me just because you have nobody else (else, oh) I'd rather lay in bed and motherlove myself La, la la la la, la, la la la la La, la la la la, la, la la la la La, la la la la, la, la la la la I'd rather lay in bed and motherlove myself, oh