The Chaser - Moray Pringle

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree On the fourth day of Christ On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me, five golden rings Four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree On the ninth day of Christmas (on the eighth day of Christmas) My true love gave to me (my true love gave to me) Nine ladies dancing (eight maids a milking) Eight maids a milking (seven swans a swimming) Seven swans a swimming (six geese a laying) Six geese a laying, five You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not in a pear tree On the ninth (no) On the eighth (no) On the seventh day of Christmas (deck the halls) My true love gave to me (with boughs of holly) Seven swans a swimming (here we come a wassailing) Six geese a laying (among the leaves so) Five golden rings (fa-la-la-la-la-la-la) Four calling birds, three french hens Two turtle doves (here we come a wassailing) The boar's head in hand bear I (among the leaves so green) Bedeck'd with bays And partridge in a pear tree On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me 11 pipers piping (ding) Ten lords a leaping (dong) Nine ladies dancing (ding) Eight maids a milking (dong) Seven swans a swimming (ding) Six geese a laying (dong) Five golden rings Four calling birds Three french hens Two turtle doves And Rudolph the red nosed reindeer On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay, and when it's dry and ready A dreidel I shall play. Oh, dre- Hey, hey, hey, 12 days of Christmas, eight days of Hanukkah (what?) It's a Christmas medley (oh) On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me On the twelfth day my true love gave to me 12 drummers drumming like Olympus above the Serengeti 11 pipers piping, ten lords a leaping Nine ladies dancing they were dancing for me Eight maids a milking they were milking just for me I had Christmas down in Africa I had Christmas down in Africa I had Christmas down in Africa (five golden rings) I had Christmas down in Africa (five golden rings) I had Christmas down in Africa (five golden rings) Gonna deck the halls and do the things we never had Partridge in a big pear tree Partridge in a big pear tree

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Aa-ah, ooh Christmas, Christmas time is here And Christmas songs you love to hear Thoughts of joy and hope and cheer But mostly shopping, shopping, shopping Christmas, Christmas time is here The sleigh bells and the red-nosed deer Songs and songs we love to hear All played a thousand times each year Heard this same song twenty times And it's only Halloween (Joy to the world, jingle bells, jingle bells) (I saw three ships come sailing in on Christmas day on Christmas day) Christmas, Christmas time is here (Hark the herald angels sing) And Christmas songs you love to hear (Joy to the world) Thoughts of joy and hope and cheer But mostly shopping, shopping, shopping Christmas season Starting sooner every year It's October Stores with plastic Christmas trees Ransack the mall Shop until you lose your mind Spike the eggnog Sit back and watch Rudolph, Frosty, Tiny Tim And Scrooge, the Grinch, or Charlie Brown It's time Hey It's time to do the Christmas can-can If you can't, can't dance, well, that's okay (not going to do the kick line) All you need is a tree, some lights, about a thousand presents Wrap them up and pray for snow, oh Run to your closet Find your Christmas sweater Screaming carols all the way (fa-la-la-la-la-la-la) Maine all the way to California, it's the Christmas can-can Halloween to Christmas day It's the most wonderful time of year We're running mad with Christmas cheer Hey, what's troubling you, my friend? It's not fair if you're Jewish, Jewish (not fair if you're Jewish, Jewish) Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel I made it out of clay You realize that Christmas ain't the only holiday, oye Hey, he's right who made these laws? Look! Wait, here comes Santa Claus Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus (Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa) (Guys? Guys!) Hey, Santa do the can-can Help them if you can-can join in the parade (I'm gonna go grab some Chinese food) All you need is a tree, some lights, about a thousand presents Wrap them up and pray for snow, ho Run to your closet find your Christmas sweater Screaming carols all the way (fa-la-la-la-la-la-la) France all the way to Indiana It's the Christmas can-can That's the end Wait for our ending We should share this holiday Hava Nagila, Happy Hanukkah to you A Happy Hanukkah to you, a Happy Hanukkah to you A Merry Christmas, Hanukkah and also Kwanzaa Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Merry Kwanzaa too Ho