Sorry I'm laughing Alright here I go Well I don't know why I came here tonight I've got the feeling that something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with you Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you And I'm wondering what it is I should do It's so hard to keep this smile from my face Loose control yeah I'm all over the place Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with you Well you started out with nothing And you're proud that you're a self-made man And your friends they all come crawling Slap you on the back and say Please Please Trying to make some sense of it all But I can see that it makes no sense at all Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor? Cause I don't think that I can take anymore Oh oh Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with you John Schroeder Well you started out with nothing And you're proud that you're a self-made man And your friends they all come crawling Slap you on the back and say Please Please Woo-hoo-oo-oo Oh I don't know why I came here tonight I've got the feeling that something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair And I don't know how I'll get down the stairs Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with you Oh ho Stuck in the middle with you Here I am Stuck in the middle with you Here I am Stuck in the middle with you

Well I don't know why I came here tonight I've got the feeling that something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with you Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you And I'm wondering what it is I should do It's so hard to keep this smile from my face Losing control, yeah I'm all over the place Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with you When you started off with nothing And you're proud that you're a self-made man And your friends they all come crawling Slap you on the back and say Please Please Trying to make some sense of it all But I can see it makes no sense at all Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor? 'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with you When you started off with nothing And you're proud that you're a self-made man And your friends they all come crawling Slap you on the back and say Please Please Well I don't know why I came here tonight I've got the feeling that something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with you Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you Stuck in the middle with you Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Well I don't know why I came here tonight I got the feeling that something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am, stuck in the middle with you. Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you And I'm wondering what it is I should do It's so hard to keep the smile from my face Losing control, yeah I'm all over the place Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am, stuck in the middle with you. Well you started out with nothing And you're proud that you're a self-made man And your friends they all come crawlin' Slap you on the back and say 'Please, please.' Trying to make some sense of it all But I can see that it makes no sense at all Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor Well I don't think I can take anymore Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am, stuck in the middle with you. Well you started out with nothing And you're proud that you're a self-made man And your friends they all come crawlin' Slap you on the back and say 'Please, please.' Yeah I don't know why I came here tonight I got the feeling that something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am, stuck in the middle with you. (Yes I'm) stuck in the middle with you Stuck in the middle with you (Here I am) stuck in the middle with you.

Got the feeling from the start you're my baby gonna go break my heart Hello Hello Even though I took the risk it is worth the world for just one kiss I know I just know it Caught up in the moment wanna spend every second with you With you Yeah All I do is think about ya Stuck in the middle What can I do Yeah I just wanna be right next to you I am the middle Right in between Ooh If it's up to you we will be Ooh I don't know what to do I'm stuck in the middle with you You and I are so alike and I guess it can be bad sometimes Don't know I don't know Even when you say lets go I can see the patience take it slow Just know I just know Caught up in the moment wanna spend every second with you With you You you you yeah All I do is think about ya Stuck in the middle What can I do Yeah I just wanna be right next to you I am the middle Right in between Ooh If it's up to you we will be Ooh I don't know what to do I'm stuck in the middle with you I just wanna know Where you wanna go I don't wanna be Stuck in the middle I just wanna know What's to come Stuck in the middle What can I do Yeah I just wanna be right next to you I am the middle Right in between I want to Stuck in the middle What can I do Yeah I just wanna be right next to you (be right next to you) I am the middle Right in between (right in between) Ooh If it's up to you we will be Ooh I don't know what to do I'm stuck in the middle with you I just wanna be right next to you (be right next to you) I am the middle Right in between (right in between) If it's up to you we will be Ooh I don't know what to do I'm stuck in the middle with you

One candle burns brightly, It flickers and it almost dies like me Alone against the wind But this moment has magic, It's keeping that flame alive as we hold on to the night Well, there'll be another day, We'll have another chance but not like this No, nothing can compare to the way that I feel right now Do you feel the same way as I do, then tell me how How strong do you want it to be? How do you want to hear it from me? How long, baby, tell me, how deep? How much love do you want from me? Ooh Somebody must have scared you, Left you wounded and afraid to love again You are just like me But nobody's ever held me so close, so desp'rately, And I never held anybody like you How much love do you want from me? How much love do you want from me? Ooh How much love do you want from me, yeah? How strong do you want it to be? How do you want to hear it from me? How long, baby, tell me, how deep? How much love, do you want from me? Ooh How much love do you want from me? Ooh

Girl, you're looking fine tonight And every guy has got you in his sight What you're doing with a clown like me Is surely one of life's little mysteries So tonight I'll ask the stars above "How did I ever win your love?" What did I do? What did I say To turn your angel eyes my way? Well, I'm the guy who never learned to dance Never even got one second glance Across a crowded room was close enough I could look but I could never touch So tonight I'll ask, the stars above "How did I ever win your love?" What did I do? What did I say To turn your angel eyes my way? Don't anyone wake me If it's just a dream 'Cause she's the best thing Ever happened to me All you fellows You can look all you like But this girl you see She's leavin' here with me tonight There's just one more thing that I need to know If this is love why does it scare me so? It must be somethin' only you can see 'Cause girl I feel it when you look at me So tonight I'll ask the stars above "How did I ever win your love?" What did I do? What did I say, To turn your angel eyes my way? Hey, hey, hey, yeah, awww

Gypsy woman told my mother 'Fore I was born Said, you got a boy-child coming Gonna be one son of a gun He gonna make pretty womens Jump up and down and shout (yeah) Then the world gonna know, ooh What's it all about 'Cause you know I'm here Everybody knows I'm here Well, I'm your hoochie coochie man And the world of love knows I'm here I got a black cat bone Got a mojo too I got the little John the Conqueror root Yes, and I'm gonna mess with you Yeah, I'm gonna make you, girls Come on up here and grab me right by my hand, lead me outa here, baby But the world gonna know I'm your hoochie coochie man 'Cause you know I'm here Everybody knows I'm here Yeah, I'm your hoochie coochie man And the whole, the whole damn world knows I'm here Oh, Pat Rush, yeah That's Pat Rush, yeah Comin' all the way from Atlanta But on the seventh hour Of that seventh day The seventh month Oh, seven doctors say "He was born for good luck That you'll see" I got seven hundred dollars, baby Don't you mess with me Even though I'm here Everybody knows I'm here Well, I'm your hoochie coochie man, baby love You know I'm here Merci beaucoup et bonne soirée, thank you very much and goodnight, thank you Once again for Jeff Healey, Jeff Healey