Stayed Gone - Claps Music

That fucker is back! Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too It's been seven years! You still pissed he almost beat you that time? Uh, fuck you Just saying Things have changed a lot since he left town That's for sure I gotta send a message of who's really in charge of things now Welcome home I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone Say hello to a new status quo Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn Turn the TV on! (Welcome to the show) Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-been Who has been spotted cavorting around town (welcome to the show) After a seven year absence Did anybody miss him? Did anybody notice? (Welcome to the show) More on tonight's program So, the Radio Demon is back in town Why is he hanging around? What does that mean for your family? Well, handily, I've got good news He's a loser, a fossil And I don't mean to sound hostile, but the demon is a coward! You can take that as gospel Pulling my viewers? Impossible I'm visual, he's barely audible Stop giving him the time of day, don't listen to a word he'd say I hope he had a nice vacay, but he should've stayed away While he hid in radio, we pivoted to video Now his medium is getting bloody rare Hell's been better since he split Where's he been? Who gives a shit! Salutations! Good to be back on the air Yes, I know it's been a while Since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast Sinners, rejoice What a dated voice! Instead of a clout-chasing mediocre video podcast Come on! Is Vox insecure, pursuing allure? Flitting between this fad and that, is nothing working? Ignore his chirping! Every day, he's got a new format! You're looking at the future, he's the shit that comes before that! Is Vox as strong as he purports? Or is it based on his support? He'd be powerless without the other Vees Oh, please! And here's the sugar on the cream He asked me to join his team! Hold on! I said no, and now he's pissy That's the tea! You old-timey prick, I'll show you suffering Uh-oh, the TV is buffering! I'll destroy you! I'm afraid you've lost your signal Let's begin I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone, tune on in When I'm done, your status quo will know its race is run Oh, this will be fun Fuck!