İsyan etmenin ne faydası var bilmiyorum Bak doğarken ağladım belki de o yüzdendir Kadere kafa tutmak ne işime yarar bilmiyorum Lakin görünce susmak içimden gelmiyor Belki de bu yüzdendir ha? Bir çocuğun ayakkabısı yırtık, boynu bükülmüş Ama eğleniyor yine de mutlu belki de o yüzdendir Bir anne etrafı rahatsız ettiğini düşünerek ona tokat atıyor Bir baba geçim derdine düşmüş belki de bu yüzdendir Her şeyden önce çoğunluk, bir genç kıza"sen insan değilsin, sen namussun, edebini bil" diyor belki de o yüzdendir Kendine ben delikanlıyım diyen o it sürüsü de kadınlara patlak teker, açık kapı diyor belkide bu yüzdendir he? Neye inanacağın söyleniyor evet, fakat tercih etmek önermek yasaklanıyor belki de o yüzdendir Ulan sayenizde kimse kimseyi insan olduğu için sevemiyor Herkes yalana boğulmuş belki de bu yüzdendir Bencillik hissiyle dünyanın imanı gevremiş Daha doğarken borçluyuz lan kurnazlar ebemizi bellemiş Yalancılar gerçekleri yakıp bir de üzerine çay demlemiş Yananların değeri yok belki de bu yüzdendir Belki kafir dediklerinden silah alıp kardeşini öldüren bir müslümanın yüzünden Belki de o cahile o silahı verenlerin yüzündendir, ama masum kanı içildikçe susmak olmuyor Belki de bu yüzdendir ha? Susmak yok çünkü ölmek çok değersiz Korkmak yok çünkü insanlık çelimsiz Kanmak yok yalanlar kalır mı dilsiz? Gerçek uzak değil bak yorulmak yok Susmak yok çünkü ölmek çok değersiz Korkmak yok çünkü insanlık çelimsiz Kanmak yok yalanlar kalır mı dilsiz? Gerçek uzak değil bak yorulmak yok Evet yasalar var ama bir de onları çıkaran yarasalar var Evet kanunlar var ama öncelik halk değil, önce borsalar var Nizam ve düzen dediğiniz şey insanı eğip bükmek içinse ben yokum Çünkü eğilmem demir dövülen ateşe atsalar da Sizin gücünüz insanlıktan değil para yapan arsalardan Taşeronlar işçi kırbaçlıyor, dilini susturduğunuz kırsalda "Bakın büyüdük ey halkım" diye anlatıyorlar her masalda Lakin insanlık küçülüyor demokrasinizin sunduğu her fırsatta Fırsattan faydalanmak eğitimsiz ve utangaç büyümüş çocuk işçisini taciz eden bir patron gibi mi? Ya da protesto hakkını kullanan eylemci bir kadını gözaltına alırken taciz eden yavşak bir polis gibi mi? Fırsattan faydalanmak bir iş adamının alacağı ihaleleri düşünerek, havuzlara para akıtması gibi mi? Ya da halkı din ve umut sömürüsü ile kandırarak diktatörleşip, devleti milyar dolarları aklamak için kullanmak gibi mi? Demek sisteminiz bu öyle mi? Yani rant hilafeti Kendini masum ve dindar gösterenin halkı soymaya cesareti Bu pragmatist orta sınıfa yapılan popülist hamaseti ve erdemini yitirmiş bir topluma sunulan benim hırsızım ziyafeti Beni isyan ettiğim için mi suçluyorsun? İnançları kendine ipotekleyen eğitimi, tedaviyi ve gölgesini bile satan, hayasızca acılı bir anneyi bile yuhalatan faşizmi değil de beni mi suçluyorsun? Heh... eyvallah Susmak yok çünkü ölmek çok değersiz Korkmak yok çünkü insanlık çelimsiz Kanmak yok, yalanlar kalır mı dilsiz? Gerçek uzak değil bak yorulmak yok Susmak yok çünkü ölmek çok değersiz Korkmak yok çünkü insanlık çelimsiz Kanmak yok, yalanlar kalır mı dilsiz? Gerçek uzak değil bak yorulmak yok

(I went to a Catholic school for four years, And I also went to garage band for 20 minutes, And this is the product of that. Hit it.) All the seats at the Sunday masses Filled with the mass's massive asses Classes pass as fast as molasses Ceremonial reading glasses Read a little bit of Leviticus All the kids are a little too little for this All the parents nod in agreement - "I think I can vaguely see what he meant" It's too early in the morning glory To read another allegory story The father, reads a little bit farther Assuring the assured that they need not bother "When God, in verse 45, said the slaves are okay to buy He meant that people, all from the start Each have slaves within their hearts Things, that we have sold or boughten, that are forced to pick our moral cotton God calls us to set these free, free our hearts from slavery And then as God goes on to explain the logistics of buying and selling slaves... (Uh, he, ju-- the Bible sorta like, uh, it's like typos didn'--) In the back, I sit and I nod to the beats that are bumpin' from my iPod My god, they're starting to pray And over the music I can hear them say "Dear God, dear Lord, dear vague muscular man with a beard or a sword Dear good all-seeing being, my way or the highway Yahweh The blue-balled anti-masturbator, the great, all-loving faggot hater I'd like to thank your holy might for making me both rich and white And though this is your day of rest, I come to you with one request There's so much pain beyond this steeple, Wars and drugs and homeless people Sadness, where there should be joy! Hate, and rape, and Soulja Boy A world in darkness needs your light, so i'm sure your schedule's pretty tight But my dog just had surgery if you could fix that first... Jesus! Debra Messing's fingers in a holy place "Hail Mary full of Grace" Obama, could you pass some hope to the Pope I know a couple dude's who wanna elope See the church said, "nope" so the bros can't cope The bros can grope but the bros can't cope They've been in love and they've been addicted Who said they shouldn't? Benedict did Cause in the holy land of the lord he's the holy landlord and dicks are evicted Cause you can be a Benedict if you've been a dick under Benedict but You can't have Benedicts because there's only one pope and only one dick What? Yeah, a dick on a Pope is Just like a soap on a rope cause it's Pointless, unless in prison, throw up your bibles, Christ has risen! Hallelujah, now it's raining men, Because the gender ratio is 1 to 10. Winos at the Eucharist station, trans-gendered-substantiation Jesus wasn't the messiah, get back I'm a heretic and I'm on fire It was Oedipus, and those holy nights The holy motherfucking Christ I'm a blasphemah post-Katrina cruising the marina, on a crusade to cruise aids And blast FEMA You're too late, we're fucked we don't need ya Amen, In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost Head, shoulders, knees and toes Turn up your nose, strike that pose HEY MACARENA!

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