Space Groover - Wulf n'Bear

When I was younger, just a bad little kid My momma noticed funny things I did Like shootin' puppies with a B B gun I'd poison guppies, and when I was done I'd find a pussy cat and bash in its head That's when my momma said What did she say? She said "My boy, I think someday You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay" You'll be a dentist (You'll be a dentist) You have a talent for causing things pain (Pain) Son, be a dentist (Son, be a dentist) People will pay you to be inhumane (Inhumane) Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood And teaching would suit you still less Son, be a dentist you'll be a success Here he is girls, the leader of the plaque Watch him suck up that gas, oh my God He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis De Sade? Oh, that hurts, wait, I'm not numb Ehh, shut up, open wide, here I come I am your dentist (Goodness gracious) And I enjoy the career that I picked (You love it) I am your dentist (That's what you're best at) And I get off on the pain I inflict (You really love it) When I start extracting those molars You girls will start screaming like holly rollers (Dentist) And though it may 'cause my patients distress (Distress) Somewhere, in heaven above me I know, I know that my momma's proud of me 'Cause I'm a dentist and a success Say aah (Ahh) Say aah (Ahh) Say ahh (Ahh) Now spit

Aw, Two-ey, I don't know what else to do for you Mr. Mushnik and Audrey, they just met you but I've been going through this with you for weeks Grow and wilt Spurt and flop Are you sickly, little plant, or you just plain stubborn? What is it you want? What is it you need? I've given you sunshine I've given you dirt You've given me nothin' But heartache and hurt I'm beggin' you sweetly I'm down on my knees Oh, please, grow for me I've given you plant food And water to sip I've given you potash You've given me zip! Oh God, how I mist you Oh, pod, how you tease Now, please, grow for me I've given you southern exposure To get you to thrive I've pinched you back hard Like I'm s'posed to You're barely alive I've tried you at levels of moisture From desert to mud I've given you grow-lights And mineral supplements What do you want from me? Blood?! Ow! Damn rose, damn thorns, clumsy me Hey, Two-ey, look what I– Hey, you opened up! I wonder what made you do that? I think I know what made you do that! Well, I guess a few drops couldn't hurt 'Long as you don't make a habit out of it or anything I've given you sunlight I've given you rain Looks like you're not happy 'Less I open a vein I'll give you a few drops If that'll appease Now, please, oh please Grow for me?

Lift up your head, wash off your mascara Here, take my Kleenex, wipe that lipstick away Show me your face, clean as the mornin' I know things were bad, but now they're okay Suddenly, Seymour is standing beside you You don't need no makeup, don't have to pretend Suddenly, Seymour is here to provide you Sweet understanding, Seymour's your friend Nobody ever treated me kindly Daddy left early, Mama was poor I'd meet a man and I'd follow him blindly He'd snap his fingers, me? I'd say, "Sure!" Suddenly, Seymour is standing beside me He don't give me orders, he don't condescend Suddenly, Seymour is here to provide me Sweet understanding, Seymour's my friend Tell me this feeling lasts 'til forever Tell me the bad times are clean washed away Please understand that it's still strange and frightening But losers like I've been, it's so hard to say Suddenly, Seymour (Suddenly, Seymour) He purified me (he purified you) Suddenly, Seymour (Suddenly, Seymour) He showed me I can (yes, you can) Learn how to be more The girl that's inside me (the girl that's inside you) With sweet understanding (with sweet understanding) With sweet understanding (with sweet understanding) With sweet understanding Seymour's my man (Seymour's your man)

I can't believe it! It couldn't be happening! Pinch me girls! It couldn't be happening! All of this sudden success coming out of the blue! I put a sign up Right in the front window An advertisement Right in the front window Stop in and see the amazing new plant "Audrey II" And the really remarkable thing is that people they do Seymour, that twerp of a clutz Finally did something right Audrey II drives 'em nuts What a blessing this wonderful plant should exist And should rake in the bucks for me hand over fist! "Well, how'd I do?" "You was great on the radio Seymour!" "You sounded sexier that the wolf-man" "You're an over night sensation Seymour!" "Who'da believed it?" One day he pushed a broom Nothing in his news but gloom and doom Then he lit a fuse and give him room Stand aside and watch that mothah blow Explosion! Bang! Kerboom! Don't it go to show ya never know? Seymour was in a bunk He was number zero Who'da thunk he'd become a hero? Just a punk, he was a forgotten so-and-so Then one day-Crash! Kerplunk! Don't it go to show ya never know? Sit down Seymour, now we gon' sing for you All the world used to screw him Big-wham-pow! Now they interview him And they clamor to put his remarks On the air All the world used to hate him Now they're startin' t'appreciate him All because of that strange little plant Over there Observe him! Here's a chap Everything is landing in his lap (I just cut my hand and in a snap Something out of Edgar Allen Poe has happened) Zam! Kazap! Don't it go to show ya never know? One day you're slinging hash Feeling so rejected Lightning flash, you get resurrected Make a splash-now you rate the big Bravissimo And with a thundercrash- Crash kerplunk, bam kerboom Zang kazunk, zam kazoom Zowee powee holy cow He ordered up a rainbow to go Wow! Pow! Lookout below! Don't it go to show ya never know?

I know Seymour's the greatest But I'm dating a semi-sadist So I got a black eye And my arm's in a cast Still, that Seymour's a cutie Well, if not, he's got inner beauty And I dream of a place Where we can be together at last What kind of place is that, honey? An emergency room? No It's just a little daydream of mine A little development I dream of Just off the interstate Not fancy like Levittown Just a little street In a little suburb Far, far from urban Skid Row The sweetest, greenest place Where everybody has the same little lawn out front And the same little flagstone patio out back And all the houses are so neat and pretty 'Cause they all look just alike Ah, I dream about it all the time Just me and the toaster And a sweet little guy Like Seymour A matchbox of our own A fence of real chainlink A grill out on the patio Disposal in the sink A washer and a dryer And an ironing machine In the tract house that we share Somewhere that's green He rakes and trims the grass He loves to mow and weed I cook like Betty Crocker And I look like Donna Reed There's plastic on the furniture To keep it neat and clean In the Pine-Sol scented air Somewhere that's green Between our frozen dinner And our bedtime- 9:15 We snuggle watching Lucy On our big, enormous 12" screen I'm his December bride He's father, he knows best Our kids watch Howdy Doody As the sun sets in the west A picture out of Better Homes and Gardens Magazine Far from Skid Row I dream we'll go Somewhere that's green

You remember that total eclipse of the sun a couple weeks ago? (Da-doo) I was walking through the Wholesale Flower District that day (Shoop-da-doo) And I passed by this place where this old chinese man (Chang-da-doo) He sometimes sells me weird and exotic cuttings (Snip-da-doo) 'Cause he knows, you see, strange plants are my hobby (La-la-la-la-la-la-do) He didn't have anything unusual there that day (Nope-da-doo) And I was about to, you know, walk on by (Good-for-you) When suddenly, and without warning There was this Total eclipse of the sun (Total eclipse of the Sun) It got very dark And then I heard a strange humming sound like something from another world (Da doo) When the light came back this weird plant was just sitting there (Oops-ee-doo) Just, stuck in, you know, among the zinias (Audrey-two) I coulda sworn it hadn't been there before but the old chinese man sold it to me anyway (Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-doo) For a dollar ninety five

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