Let me tell you all a little story About how life just doesn't always go the way you want it to It goes a little something like this Well I got a man He ain't got a job Well that man He's great big slob He sits on the couch Just drinking a beer Well that man Better get on out of here I got the blues The blues about the blues blues Well I got a boss He's a real reptile He's so low He'd steal your last smile He takes you to work Then hits on the girls He's more nuts Than 50 squirrels I got the blues The blues about the blues blues Whoah yeah Well I got a friend His wife's so fat He's got it so bad His kid's such a brat He plays his guitar On busted up strings 'Cause his woman She wants diamond rings I got the blues The blues about the blues blues Take it away, Robbie Oh I got the blues You know I got them blues I got the blues Yeah, I got them blues I got the blues The blues about the blues blues Ohhh Aww, quit your bitching Hahaha

Come back 'round Won't you hurry 'round Come back 'round Won't you hurry 'round and be my- 'Round Won't you hurry 'round Come back 'round (Yeah, yeah) Won't you hurry 'round Show love to me Won't you come back round When there's no one left to blame I watched you leave You just turned away And the sunlight turned to rain So suddenly Your lips felt like a hurricane, yeah So don't fade away, yeah Come back 'round Won't you hurry 'round Come back 'round (Yeah, yeah) Won't you hurry 'round and be my- 'Round Won't you hurry 'round (Yeah, yeah) Come back 'round (Yeah, yeah) Won't you hurry 'round and be my- I watched our love fall apart (Fall apart) 'Cause you were the storm before the calm (Before the calm) I watched our love fall apart (Fall apart) 'Cause you were the storm You were the storm before the calm Come back 'round Come back 'round

Alright, let's get this show on the road Oohhh We're both throwing smoke into the night It's raining, I suppose you need a ride She said "I've got nothin" to do and neither do you" "There's a place down the road where we can waste the whole afternoon" I overheard that she was nineteen Got a fake ID and a nose ring Those girls tend to know things Better than I do And I'm dying To figure out what she's hiding She's playing it cool but she's lying Better than I do Feels like a night to carry a tune I've been carrying yours since you wrecked my room And I've got nothing to do Neither do you So we chase jack with love And waste away the whole afternoon I overheard that she was nineteen Fake ID and a nose ring Those kind of girls tend to know things Better than I do And I'm dying To figure out what she's hiding She's playing it cool but she's lying Better than I do

Kiss on the porch Yes, it was a good one Do I want more? Guess I'll tell you in three months Finish my chores Hang out in the basement You finish yours Hang out in the back of your car Grades looking good Reading scriptures like you should Gonna move out to the coast Wanna figure out what I like most One more year and we'll all be out of here You and me Who needs a Trojan horse? Take your pictures Take another shot of liquor I want records You want babies, I want a table for two Next in line Kids are at the table One more time Forgot to pay the cable bill The hot water's all gone Guess I'll take a cold one Forgot to mow the lawn I guess I'll do it in the dark Late for work Spilled some ketchup on my shirt There's a ticket on my car And the lady just declined my card Take your pictures Take another shot of liquor I want records You want babies, I want a table for two

Waiting around for something to change my mood 'Cause I know that what's in these plastic cups isn't going to Kids on the lawn, stuck in pairs of two And your lunch is on its way back up but you're still in the pool Wait inside I'll be fine I guess I'll sit outside While you change your mind, oh no, woah-oh I'll risk it all to find A place where I can hear my thoughts This song is playing too loud But upstairs they're still making out I'm getting all choked up I guess it's just my luck And I'm stuck on the porch What am I waiting for? Wait inside I'll be fine I guess I'll sit outside While you change your mind Wait inside (I'll be fine) Wait inside Change your mind Oh, honey, you'll change your mind Well howdy there, what's going on? This is crazy, thank you guys we're We're The Backseat Lovers Uh Greg you're gonna be mad at me But I forgot to bring my water up here again Oh no that's too kind of you, thank you Um we're very happy to be here if you couldn't tell this is It's a dream come true really, um yeah we're gonna do some more songs If this- is that okay?

The sound of laughter Echoes from a few doors down The sound of pressure Is getting louder Whisper in my ear That you need me If you saw it clearly Would you leave me? I'm honest to you But I'm lying to myself And I don't want to hear it It has something to do With the balance of my blood And when I'll have to spill it People moving faster Am I the only one that's slowing down? Am I slowing you down? Whisper in my ear That you need me But if you saw it clearly You would leave me Alone in California The dream is dimming The second time I've heard that voice And it's getting louder

Do you remember the sun on a bench And the kiss that you left me with? The warmth of your breath when you bit my lip? I found a handful of lies when you found my eyes And didn't look away You remember the stares and the stars and the planes And the elevator days came Say my name, say my name And you remember the time when we dealt with the lines And flew out of the state And you reached into my mind Took it off of the time that I wanted to wait Room 161, your hand on a gun Clothes left on the floor Sock left on the door Nothin' more than just paints on the walls And talks in the halls Yeah, we both knew it A couple of drinks and you can leave us to it And with God it was all in the way All in the way, yeah La la la, oh Was it enough To try to take from me? Just take a backseat pass To try to catch enough room Try to dream Was it enough To try to take from me? Just take a backseat pass To try to catch enough room Try to dream Was it enough To try to take from me? Just take a backseat pass

I am sunburnt in the dark There's a woman to my left She's been crying in her bed Every night since you broke her heart Yeah, you left her pretty sore Now the ball is in my court She thinks I'm gonna buy her a car Did you think that she would take it this hard? I am sunburnt in the dark There's a river to my right There's a pretty starry night And a couple of stacks of dry wood A couple people round the fire All the things that I desire When I want to make things good But I don't feel like I should She only needed 3 days till she could add to the list Well I sure hope that it was one hell of a kiss, my friend Still a friend, just a friend There are stars that we know nothing about There are boats and men that sit in the sand Under miles of pressure in doubt But I know one thing for sure That I won't dance anymore