This town was built on muddy stilts By the lunatic parade It rains like revelations Gonna wash these freaks away Some girls wanna hold your hand And some girls like to pray Well my girl takes her drinks With dust and rusty razor blades As I lie between these covers I wanna tell her that I love it When she chokes me in the Backseat of her riverboat 'cause She's my man And we got all the balls we need When you taste that pavement You're amazed She smells your sympathy So bye bye ladies May the best queen hold the crown For the most bush sold on the levee My my, how word gets around She strangles for a good time And she kills my self-control She's my man, don't be too sad sonny 'Cause she'll never be your woman no more Someday soon, this dank lagoon's Gonna sink right into hell They'll hide you from big ida At the sho' enough hotel The ladies of the evening's just A tombstone in your bed Well my girl eats a wounded preacher 'Tween two loaves of bread I know she's up to something But how can I run when she's just Keel-hauled twenty-one to nothing I'll stay next to the steel coal oven 'cause She's my man And we got all the balls we need When you taste that pavement You're amazed She smells your sympathy So bye bye ladies May the best queen hold the crown For the most bush sold on the levee My my, how word gets around She strangles for a good time And she kills my self-control She's my man, don't be too sad sonny 'Cause she'll never be your woman no more All you need's just a fist of a tear-stained bunny When the good ship comes to town Who said loves a bitch'll sit next to me honey Because this old boat's gonna run aground I don't want to be the burden Or your jealous bastard I don't wanna be the tarzan of your next epic disaster She's my man And we got all the balls we need When you taste that pavement You're amazed She smells your sympathy So bye bye ladies May the best queen hold the crown For the most bush sold on the levee My my, how word gets around She strangles for a good time And she kills my self-control She's my man, don't be too sad sonny 'Cause she'll never be your woman no more She's my man, can't you feel her comin' She's my man, she's gonna keep you runnin' She's my man, she's gonna teach you something She's me, she's my man

Mmm, come to papa I see you working Through the beat curtain in the kitchen Switchin', leavin' me twitchin' I'm itchin' to be kissin' you But discipline is the rule So I sit my only juice in that cool sheet Irresistible We fool around twice a week, she make me weak Nice when she put her tongue in my cheek Not petite, baby got a large physique She take charge, take me where I dare not repeat I go like a hi-hat, plantin' kisses on your back You like that, Mrs. X reputation intact Nobody in my block know we're like down like that In the next flat, the one from where I live with my mum And uncle John, he ain't my uncle when it's been far too long But me and she been going strong, almost a year Wait 'til the coast is clear I don't bolt for fear of getting caught Maybe we ought to start, maybe not For now, my baby gets all I got Boom, how come we always trash the room? Grab your coat 'cause you know someone'll be home soon And now you see there be a need to explain gently Why this mother of three is playin' games with me? She's my baby, she's my baby She's my baby, she's my baby Sweets my baby She's my baby, she's my baby Sweets my baby I'm a slave to your outrage Rocket rocks stiff shocks and a roll cage Color-coded alloys, much noise, spoilers are poised Exhaust note to make me wait for old age, yes, yes Who got the keys to my RS As we goin' on a road test, hit the M4 and head west Forever impressed with the sound of my two liter We cover ground, engine singin' like Anita Baker And if I take a corner too quick you get sick When I do my handbrake trick, watch me ride My broadside's wide like a battleship Side, slip, push, only hip, stick it in gear and give the gas a flick It never failed to bring a grin to the limb Baby's equipped me and she gone clear I got quick reduction on my under steer I've been fairly and squarely described as hairy People say my baby is scary Look, you pays your money and you takes your choice I just love to hear my baby's voice She's my baby She's my baby, she's my baby Sweets my baby She's my baby, she's my baby Sweets my baby I roll up her position, everything's in position My friend's demonstrating their position I listen for a minute before taking sides Sleepy eyes, on the limit, sit down and spin it like we do Every Friday, 'round my way where I play before we No alcohol is a rule My baby gets passed around, I don't frown I love to see my friends getting down When it's just me and she you know it's never precarious But sharing with your buddies is hilarious Variously we argue and disagree and get heated Have to tell my people that we see it And we start the anti-stress process 'Til there's a big mess of twigs and seeds to meet your needs I put that first in her hello, clarity, mellow She's my baby She's my baby, she's my baby Sweets my baby She's my baby, she's my baby Sweets my baby

I've got a right to love my baby Oh, she treats me just like a king Hey, I've got a right to love my baby I said she treats me just like a king Oh, she eases my mind, body and soul My baby, she can do most anything Oh, she's my doctor when I'm sick, people She's my all around standby Hey, she's my lawyer when I'm in trouble And she's my mother when I wanna cry I've got a right to love my baby Hey, can't you see the reason why? That gives me a right to love my baby She's always here by my side Hey, my sweet undersanding baby She makes my temperature rise And when it comes to kind treatment people My baby's an angel in disguise Well, when I'm sick she's my doctor When I'm well she's my pride and joy Hey, when I'm cold When I'm cold she's my cover And she calls me "my little baby boy" When I'm tired and wanna play, people It's my baby that's my toy