My friend Stan's got a funny old man Oh yeah, oh yeah He makes him work all night 'til he can't do it right Oh yeah, aha And from the way you blacked my eye, I know that you're the reason why And from the way you fix his tie I see you're gettin' to him, gettin' to him My friend Jack's got an ache in his back Oooooh oh yeah The doc said he'd be fine if he'd just take his time Ohh oh, ooh And from the way you blacked my eye I know that you're the reason why And from the way you fix his tie I see you're gettin' to him, you've been gettin' to him - kinky! And from the way you blacked my eye I know that you're the reason why And from the way you fix his tie I see you're gettin' to him, you've been gettin' to him My friend Pete says his body is weak Oh yeah, aha He told me he can't sleep and his temperature's steep Oh yeah, woho And from the way you blacked my eye, I know that you're the reason why And from the way you fix his tie I see you're gettin' to him, you've been gettin' to him, You've been gettin' to him, you've been gettin' to him Oh yeah!

Whiplash in the dead of night And down on sunset dynamite Blinding lights on the marquee shining bright There's George on his knees again On the town with Miss Zimmerman Alert the media and then my friend Ooh la la in L.A., ooh la la in the U.S.A. One night stands with a one night band is this Ooh la la in L.A., ooh la la in the U.S.A. Making out every turned on a hit and miss You see the food and you feel the force B.L.T. and there ain't no sauce You get enough to feed a horse that's true And down at Barney's playing pool Minnesota Fats is ultra cool A load of balls make you look a fool than you Ooh la la in L.A., ooh la la in the U.S.A. One night stands with a one night band is this Ooh la la in L.A., ooh la la in the U.S.A. Making out every turned on a hit and miss Runaway on the radio A powerplay every hour or so A never ending red eyed T.V. show Ooh la la in L.A., ooh la la in the U.S.A. One night stands with a one night band is this Ooh la la in L.A., ooh la la in the U.S.A. Making out every turned on a hit and miss It's in the dead of night And it's a dynamite The blinding lights are shining brighter and brighter He's on his knees again Alert the media my friend Ooh la la in L.A., ooh la la in the U.S.A. One night stands with a one night band is this Ooh la la in L.A., ooh la la in the U.S.A. Making out every turned on a hit and miss