D: now look fellas, i've been walking around the north pole For 2 days and i'm cold and tired and, well, where's the Surprise you brought me here to see? A: around the next corner. T: there he is! C: hi, rudolph! S: hello, rudolph. T: hi, old pal. D: who's rudolph, boys? C: who's rudolph?! tell him, ruddy! R: i'm rudolph the red-nosed reindeer I have a very shiny nose And if you ever saw it You would even say it glows C: all of the other reindeer Used to laugh and call him names They'd never let poor rudolph Join in any reindeer games R: then one foggy christmas eve Santa came to say (that's my boss) Rudolph with your nose so bright Wontcha guide my sleigh tonight C: then how the reindeer loved him As they shouted out with glee Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer You'll go down in history S: hey, you sing good, ruddy! A: that was fine. T: yeah, good for you, ruddy! R: aw shucks, fellas. D: say fellas, it's awfully cold here. i'm gonna see if i can find Myself a nice warm igloo. try to get along without me, if you Possibly can, because i... (fades out) C: then one foggy christmas eve Santa came to say R: rudolph with your nose so bright Won't you guide my sleigh tonight C: then how the reindeer loved him As they shouted out with glee Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer You'll go down in history R: by the way, what do you want for christmas, simon? S: i want a real astrocar T: i want a real live pony R: how about it, alvin? A: well, first i still want that hula hoop, and a... (fades out)

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixon Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen But do you recall the most famous reindeer of all Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer Had a very shiny nose And if you ever saw him You would even say it glows All of the other reindeer Used to laugh and call him names They never let poor Rudolph Join in any reindeer games Then one foggy Christmas eve Santa came to say Rudolph with your nose so bright Won't you guide my sleigh tonight? Then how the reindeer loved him As they shouted out with glee Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer You'll go down in history! Then one foggy Christmas eve Santa came to say Rudolph with your nose so bright Won't you guide my sleigh tonight? Then how the reindeer loved him As they shouted out with glee Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer You'll go down in history! Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer You'll go down in history!

Here's what he'll do He'll play it cool When he hangs out with a woman like you Say he ain't pressed by all your success Tell you he's different than all of the rest You're gonna give it all and give it all But you won't get it back I'm telling you, it's gonna hurt Stay away from a boy like that He wants a breadwinner He wants your dinner Until he ain't hungry anymore He wants your shimmer To make him feel bigger Until he starts feeling insecure I wish somebody would've told me the truth See, he's never gonna know what to do With a woman like you With a woman like you I see the games a mile away They only end when another heart breaks But all of his wounds ain't an excuse For you to put up with how he treats you You're gonna give it all and give it all But you won't get it back I'm telling you, it's gonna hurt Stay away from a boy like that He wants a breadwinner He wants your dinner Until he ain't hungry anymore He wants your shimmer To make him feel bigger Until he starts feeling insecure I wish somebody would've told me the truth See, he's never gonna know what to do With a woman like you With a woman like you I can sleep at night Knowing I really tried I put in the time But the fault isn't mine That he wants a (breadwinner) (He wants your dinner) (Until he ain't hungry anymore) anymore He wants a breadwinner He wants your dinner Until he ain't hungry anymore (anymore) He wants your shimmer To make him feel bigger Until he starts feeling insecure I wish somebody would've told me the truth See, he's never gonna know what to do With a woman like you With a woman like you With a woman like you and me He likes what he sees

Taking down your neighbour won't take you any higher I burned my own damn finger poking someone else's fire I've never gotten taller making someone else feel small If you ain't got nothing nice to say don't say nothing at all Just hoe your own row and raise your own babies Smoke your own smoke and grow your own daisies Mend your own fences and own your own crazy Mind your own biscuits and life will be gravy Mind your own biscuits and life will be gravy Nobody's perfect, we've all lost and we've all lied Most of us have cheated the rest of us have tried The holiest of the holy even slip from time to time We've all got dirty laundry hanging on the line So hoe your own row and raise your own babies Smoke your own smoke and grow your own daisies Mend your own fences and own your own crazy Mind your own biscuits and life will be gravy Mind your own biscuits and life will be gravy Pouring salt in my sugar won't make yours any Pissing in my yard ain't gonna make yours any greener I wouldn't know about the rocks in your shoes So I'll just do me and honey you can just do you So hoe your own row and raise your own babies Smoke your own smoke and grow your own daisies Mend your own fences and own your own crazy Mind your own biscuits and life will be gravy Mind your own biscuits and life will be gravy

Picked you out and picked you up Hoping that my luck would change I let the summer fill my lungs And superstition fill my brain Dandelion A million little wishes float across the sky But it's a waste of breath and it's a waste of time I know Cause just like him, you always leave me cryin' dandelion Sent you dancing on the breeze And like a stupid little girl I spent my wishes on a weed Thinking it could change my world Dandelion A million little wishes float across the sky But it's a waste of breath and it's a waste of time I know Cause just like him, you always leave me cryin' dandelion Falling stars and lucky pennies Have let me down so many times before And you're just one more Oh, dandelion Oh, dandelion I'm always blowing kisses out across the sky But it's a waste of breath and it's a waste of time I know Cause just like him, you always leave me cryin' dandelion Dandelion

If I was an angel, I wouldn't have to try So hard to save you or show you how to fly If I was an angel, I wouldn't get so mad It'd be easy to be grateful for everything I have You'd only get the best of me I'd pull you out of the darkness Keep you out of the rain Everything would be better I'd never have to change I'd never have to change If I was an angel I'd use only pretty words And when I'm talking to you It would never hurt You'd only get the best of me I'd never make you wanna leave I'd pull you out of the darkness Keep you out of the rain Everything would be better You'd never have to change You'd never have to change But something's gotta change I'd pull you out of the darkness Always keep you safe Everything would be better I'd never have to change I'd never have to change