Rubber Duck - The Nightriders

Breaker, one-nine This here's the Duck again You got a copy on me Pig Pen, c'mon? Ah, negatory, Pig Pen There ain't no way ou 'Cept for that one Atlantic Ocean Now listen, drop them hogs off in Omaha And get over here in a short 'Cause it definitely looks like we got us a problem! Bears to the left, bears to the right We didn't have no place to go They had us backed up clean to the shore And them cab-over Petes don't float I says, "Pig Pen, I got me a good idea! Them Friends a' Jesus gonna save us! "So praise the Lord and Mister Ford, And follow that mikker-bus, ten-four! Yo-ho-ho, and a thousand trucks Gonna take a bath with a Rubber Duck Yo ho ho, and a lots a' luck 'Round the world with the Rubber Ducky! Yeah, we drove on the water like diesel whales Sank about a hunnert-and-ten of 'em I says, "Pig Pen, they just didn't have no faith "They definitely gone ten-seven." By the time we got into that Piccadilly Town 'Bout half of 'em was lost at sea I says, "Break one-nine for a ten-thirty-three" What we got was the cotton-pickin' BBC I say, Fabersham Looks likes the Americans have got themselves another bloody Con-voy! Yo-ho-ho, and a thousand trucks Gonna take a bath with a Rubber Duck Yo-ho-ho, and a lots a' luck 'Round the world with the Rubber Ducky! Good heavens! Look at them all! Half of them are sinking in the Thames! Hello! Some of our truck chaps are assisting them Good show, actually Oh, well, ten-four and all that rubbish! Well, we crossed that Channel like snakes on glass And stormed the beach about dawn I says, "Grab your shifters and punch thirteen" "We all goin' truckin' on the Autobahn "Now, Pig Pen, this here's the ultimate slab "'Cause there goes a Mercedes truck." He says, "Break one-three for the Strudel Machine "Ya just blew the doors off'n the Duck. How 'bout it?" Oh, zehn-vier, Rubber Duck! Ve are receiving you vall-to-vall But the schpeed limit on za Autobahn is triple-nickels You travel too schlow, Rubber Duck! We gonna see you around We gone! Auf Wiedersehen! Well, we stopped for a coffee in West Berlin Dumb, dumb, dumb This is the British Had hundred-mile tea Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb I says, "Pig Pen, from here on It's wall-to-wall bears" Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb Says, "Bash the Wall, we gonna see" Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb Well, them big red bears Must'a been in the bush Dumb, dumb, dumb This is 'cause we didn't see a one all day Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb So we raked up the leaves And we shook out the tree Dumb, dumb, dumb This is 'til they finally had something to say Dumb, dumb, dumb You got it Comrade Duck, you have been given until daybreak in Murmansk to get your cotton-pickin' trucks out of the U. S. S. of R. You will copy! Well, we shot them rigs Through Salt Mine City Dumb, dumb With a hammer and a sickle on down Dumb, dumb Then we hit the fan Through the Sea of Japan Dumb, dumb Tooled into Transistor Town Dumb, dumb I says, "Pig Pen, this here must be the place Dumb, dumb 'Cause everybody's eatin' with sticks Dumb, dumb He says, "Ten-Four, this here is CB land Dumb, dumb 'Cause my channel knob just went crick Dumb, dumb" Ah so, Lubba Duck You have a nice day today Betta day tomollow We catch you on frip-frop! This one Kamikaze Ozzie We gone Sayonara! Yo-ho-ho, and a thousand trucks Gonna take a bath with a Lubba Duck Yo-ho-ho, and a rots a' ruck 'Round the world with a Lubba Ducky! Ah, ten-four, Pig Pen What's your twenty? Australia? Mercy sakes, ain't nothin' down there But Tasmanian devils and them Q-alla bears What's that? No double-nickel limit? We gonna be there in a short, Pig Pen This here's the Rubber Duck Ten-ten and doin' it to it like Pruitt Used 'ta do it to it We gone! 'Bye-'bye!

Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the rubber duck. you gotta copy on me, pig pen, c'mon? ah, yeah, 10-4, pig pen, fer shure, fer shure. by golly, it's clean clear to flag town, c'mon. yeah, that Big 10-4 there, pig pen, yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy. mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy... Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of june In a kenworth pullin' logs Cab-over pete with a reefer on And a jimmy haulin' hogs We is headin' for bear on i-one-oh We gonna roll this truckin' convoy 'Bout a mile outta shaky town I says, pig pen, this here's the rubber duck. And I'm about to put the hammer down. 'Cause we got a little convoy Rockin' through the night. Yeah, we got a little convoy, Ain't she a beautiful sight? Come on and join our convoy Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way. We gonna roll this truckin' convoy 'Cross the u-s-a. Convoy! Ah, breaker, pig pen, this here's the duck. and, you wanna back off them hogs? yeah, 10-4, 'bout five mile or so. ten, roger. them hogs is gettin' in-tense up here. By the time we got into tulsa town, We had eighty-five trucks in all. But they's a roadblock up on the cloverleaf, And them bears was wall-to-wall. Yeah, them smokies is thick as bugs on a bumper; They even had a bear in the air! I says, callin' all trucks, this here's the duck. We about to go a-huntin' bear. 'Cause we got a great big convoy Rockin' through the night. Yeah, we got a great big convoy, Ain't she a beautiful sight? Come on and join our convoy Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way. We gonna roll this truckin' convoy 'Cross the u-s-a. Convoy! Ah, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that, pig pen? negatory, pig pen; you're still too close. yeah, them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses. mercy sakes, you better back off another ten. Well, we rolled up interstate 44 Like a rocket sled on rails. We tore up all of our swindle sheets, And left 'em settin' on the scales. By the time we hit that chi-town, Them bears was a-gettin' smart: They'd brought up some reinforcements From the illinoise national guard. There's armored cars, and tanks, and jeeps, And rigs of ev'ry size. Yeah, them chicken coops was full'a bears And choppers filled the skies. Well, we shot the line and we went for broke With a thousand screamin' trucks An' eleven long-haired friends a' jesus In a chartreuse micra-bus. Ah, rubber duck to sodbuster, come over. yeah, 10-4, sodbuster? lissen, you wanna put that micra-bus right behind that suicide jockey? yeah, he's haulin' dynamite, and he needs all the help he can yet Well, we laid a strip for the jersey shore And prepared to cross the line I could see the bridge was lined with bears But I didn't have a dog-goned dime. I says, pig pen, this here's the rubber duck. We just ain't a-gonna pay no toll. So we crashed the gate doing ninety-eight I says let them truckers roll, 10-4. 'Cause we got a mighty convoy Rockin' through the night. Yeah, we got a mighty convoy, Ain't she a beautiful sight? Come on and join our convoy Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way. We gonna roll this truckin' convoy 'Cross the u-s-a. Convoy! ah, 10-4, pig pen, what's your twenty? Convoy! omaha? well, they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there fer shure. well, mercy Convoy! sakes, good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, so keep the bugs