Redneck 12 Days of Christmas - The Hit Crew

Somebody done been to the wal*mart Man this is the stuff I got for christmas You cleaned up, what you get? Five flanel shirts Four big mud tires Three shot gun shells Two huntin' dogs And some parts to a Mustange G.T You fool! You got jipped! thar's twelve days of Christmas! I know that look over there in the corner Thats yours too? Yeah Twelve pack a bud Elevin wrastlin' tickets Ten acopenhagen Nine years probation Eight table dancers Seven packs of redman Six cans of spam Five flanel shirts Four big mud tires Three shot gun shells Two huntin' dogs And some parts to a Mustange G.T Man these aint normal Christmas presents! Naw they redneck gifts Redneck gifts? Yeah, like when you buy your wife earrings that double as fishen luers, or if you can burp the entire chorus of jingle bells, or if you think the nutcracker is something you did off the high dive, or if you've ever miss spelled anything in christmas lights, or if you leave cold beer and pickeled eggs for santa clause. Whats wrong with that? I didnt say anything was wrong with it, its hard to beat Twelve pack a bud Elevin wrastlin' tickets Ten acopenhagen Nine years probation Eight table dancers Seven packs of redman Six cans of spam Five flanel shirts Four big mud tires Three shot gun shells Two huntin' dogs And some parts to a Mustange G.T Well you know you cant consider it a Christmas unless you go down to the penitenturary and visit your momma. You're not listenin' to me get the car key out of your ear, that where the nine years probation comes in. im a do it for you again, now listen Twelve pack a bud Elevin wrastlin' tickets Ten acopenhagen Nine years probation Eight table dancers Seven packs of redman Six cans of spam Five flanel shirts Four big mud tires Three shot gun shells Two huntin' dogs And some parts to a Mustange G.T Are you cryin'? Naw just my allergies Happy Holidays everybody

On the first day of Christmas My true love gave to me A partridge in a pear tree On the second day of Christmas My true love gave to me Two turtle doves And a partridge in a pear tree On the third day of Christmas My true love gave to me Three French hens Two turtle doves And a partridge in a pear tree On the fourth day of Christmas My true love gave to me Four calling birds Three French hens Two turtle doves And a partridge in a pear tree On the fifth day of Christmas My true love gave to me Five golden rings Four calling birds Three French hens Two turtle doves And a partridge in a pear tree On the sixth day of Christmas My true love gave to me Six geese-a-laying Five golden rings Four calling birds Three French hens Two turtle doves And a partridge in a pear tree On the seventh day of Christmas My true love gave to me Seven swans-a-swimming Six geese-a-laying Five golden rings Four calling birds Three French hens Two turtle doves And a partridge in a pear tree On the eighth day of Christmas My true love gave to me Eight maids-a-milking Seven swans-a-swimming Six geese-a-laying Five golden rings Four calling birds Three French hens Two turtle doves And a partridge in a pear tree On the ninth day of Christmas My true love gave to me Nine drummers drumming Eight maids-a-milking Seven swans-a-swimming Six geese-a-laying Five golden rings Four calling birds Three French hens Two turtle doves And a partridge in a pear tree On the tenth day of Christmas My true love gave to me Ten pipers piping Nine drummers drumming Eight maids-a-milking Seven swans-a-swimming Six geese-a-laying Five golden rings Four calling birds Three French hens Two turtle doves And a partridge in a pear tree On eleventh day of Christmas My true love gave to me Eleven ladies dancing Ten pipers piping Nine drummers drumming Eight maids-a-milking Seven swans-a-swimming Six geese-a-laying Five golden rings Four calling birds Three French hens Two turtle doves And a partridge in a pear tree On the twelfth day of Christmas My true love gave to me Twelve lords-a-leaping Eleven ladies dancing Ten pipers piping Nine drummers drumming Eight maids-a-milking Seven swans-a-swimming Six geese-a-laying Five golden rings Four calling birds Three French hens Two turtle doves And a partridge in a pear tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Twelve drummers drumming Eleven pipers piping Ten lords a-leaping, nine ladies dancing Eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming Six geese a-laying, five golden rings (Five golden rings) Four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves And a partridge in a pear tree On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Twelve drummers drumming Eleven pipers piping Ten lords a-leaping, nine ladies dancing Eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming Six geese a-laying, five golden rings (Five golden rings) Four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves And a partridge in a pear tree And a partridge in a pear tree

On the first day of Christmas My true love gave to me: A Partridge in a Pear Tree On the second day of Christmas My true love gave to me: 2 Turtle Doves And a Partridge in a Pear Tree On the third day of Christmas My true love gave to me: 3 French Hens 2 Turtle Doves And a Partridge in a Pear Tree On the fourth day of Christmas My true love gave to me: 4 Calling Birds 3 French Hens 2 Turtle Doves And a Partridge in a Pear Tree On the fifth day of Christmas My true love gave to me: 5 Golden Rings 4 Calling Birds 3 French Hens 2 Turtle Doves And a Partridge in a Pear Tree On the sixth day of Christmas My true love gave to me: 6 Geese a Laying 5 Golden Rings 4 Calling Birds 3 French Hens 2 Turtle Doves And a Partridge in a Pear Tree On the seventh day of Christmas My true love gave to me: 7 Swans a Swimming 6 Geese a Laying 5 Golden Rings 4 Calling Birds 3 French Hens 2 Turtle Doves And a Partridge in a Pear Tree On the eighth day of Christmas My true love gave to me: 8 Maids a Milking 7 Swans a Swimming 6 Geese a Laying 5 Golden Rings 4 Calling Birds 3 French Hens 2 Turtle Doves And a Partridge in a Pear Tree On the ninth day of Christmas My true love gave to me: 9 Ladies Dancing 8 Maids a Milking 7 Swans a Swimming 6 Geese a Laying 5 Golden Rings 4 Calling Birds 3 French Hens 2 Turtle Doves And a Partridge in a Pear Tree On the tenth day of Christmas My true love gave to me: 10 Lords a Leaping 9 Ladies Dancing 8 Maids a Milking 7 Swans a Swimming 6 Geese a Laying 5 Golden Rings 4 Calling Birds 3 French Hens 2 Turtle Doves And a Partridge in a Pear Tree On the eleventh day of Christmas My true love gave to me: 11 Pipers Piping 10 Lords a Leaping 9 Ladies Dancing 8 Maids a Milking 7 Swans a Swimming 6 Geese a Laying 5 Golden Rings 4 Calling Birds 3 French Hens 2 Turtle Doves And a Partridge in a Pear Tree On the twelveth day of Christmas My true love gave to me: 12 Drummers Drumming 11 Pipers Piping 10 Lords a Leaping 9 Ladies Dancing 8 Maids a Milking 7 Swans a Swimming 6 Geese a Laying 5 Golden Rings 4 Calling Birds 3 French Hens 2 Turtle Doves And a Partridge in a Pear Tree And a Partridge in a Pear Tree And a Partridge in a Pear Tree

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree On the fourth day of Christ On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me, five golden rings Four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree On the ninth day of Christmas (on the eighth day of Christmas) My true love gave to me (my true love gave to me) Nine ladies dancing (eight maids a milking) Eight maids a milking (seven swans a swimming) Seven swans a swimming (six geese a laying) Six geese a laying, five You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not in a pear tree On the ninth (no) On the eighth (no) On the seventh day of Christmas (deck the halls) My true love gave to me (with boughs of holly) Seven swans a swimming (here we come a wassailing) Six geese a laying (among the leaves so) Five golden rings (fa-la-la-la-la-la-la) Four calling birds, three french hens Two turtle doves (here we come a wassailing) The boar's head in hand bear I (among the leaves so green) Bedeck'd with bays And partridge in a pear tree On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me 11 pipers piping (ding) Ten lords a leaping (dong) Nine ladies dancing (ding) Eight maids a milking (dong) Seven swans a swimming (ding) Six geese a laying (dong) Five golden rings Four calling birds Three french hens Two turtle doves And Rudolph the red nosed reindeer On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay, and when it's dry and ready A dreidel I shall play. Oh, dre- Hey, hey, hey, 12 days of Christmas, eight days of Hanukkah (what?) It's a Christmas medley (oh) On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me On the twelfth day my true love gave to me 12 drummers drumming like Olympus above the Serengeti 11 pipers piping, ten lords a leaping Nine ladies dancing they were dancing for me Eight maids a milking they were milking just for me I had Christmas down in Africa I had Christmas down in Africa I had Christmas down in Africa (five golden rings) I had Christmas down in Africa (five golden rings) I had Christmas down in Africa (five golden rings) Gonna deck the halls and do the things we never had Partridge in a big pear tree Partridge in a big pear tree

Ghostbusters! If there's something strange in you neighborhood, Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters! If there's something weird and it don't look good, Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters! I ain't afraid of no ghost. I ain't afraid of no ghost. If you're seeing things running through your head, Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters! An invisible man sleeping in your bed, Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters! I ain't afraid of no ghost. I ain't afraid of no ghost. Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters! If you're all alone, pick up the phone and call