Nothing in the Universe - 1927

Got a call from a buddy of mine That I ain't seen in a long long time He was comin' into town for the day And he thought that he might stop by He said, "I hate to interrupt your weekend So just tell me if you got any plans" I told him that I had a cooler of beer And I could sure use an extra hand Doin' Nothin' in particular, and I'm doin' it all day long A hot grill and a cooler of beer and a CD of my favorite songs A lotta nothin' in particular and I do it well So much of nothin' on the schedule now and I'm invitin' all of y'all to help I got my ass in the lawn chair, my toes in the clay I done called all my folks, and they on their way I got ribs on the grill, and I'm smokin' a ham I got a cooler full of beer, so I don't give a damn Just sittin' in the shade where the cool breeze blows I got the boom box bumpin' Mr. David Allan Coe Then my crazy neighbor Bill just stopped on by And old uncle Paul just came through with some wine And you know it gets hotter when the sun goes down And the homemade wine, it's been making it's rounds And we all catchin' up like a redneck reunion Y'all stop on by, cause we'll still be doin' Nothin' in particular, and I'm doin' it all day long A hot grill and a cooler of beer and a CD of my favorite songs A lotta nothin' in particular and I do it well So much of nothin' on the schedule now and I'm invitin' all of y'all to help Just a down south river rat I'm always lookin' for a place that I can kick it back You know I got a big cooler of them Warmouth And I'm invitin' y'all to come and ride out, ride out Just a wonderful night, under the canopy light Drinkin' the brandy and Sprite, havin' the time of my life You know them youngin's in the tire swing Hangin' from a pine tree Lady in her tight jeans Lickin' on an ice cream cone Phones ain't no good around here So hit the power off button, go on and getcha a beer Old 50 patties on my new grill from Sears And when I'm bored I'll score you better hold your ear Just a backwoods boy doin' backwoods things On the weekend days I like to practice my aim In the city people tell me that I'm wastin' time I like to call it drinkin' time, we take our time doin' Nothin' in particular, and I'm doin' it all day long A hot grill and a cooler of beer and a CD of my favorite songs A lotta nothin' in particular and I do it well So much of nothin' on the schedule now and I'm invitin' all of y'all to help Nothin' in particular, and I'm doin' it all day long (we can do this stuff all day) (Country girls come out and play) a hot grill and a cooler of beer (We always get it on this way) and a CD of my favorite songs A lotta nothin' in particular and I do it well (we can do this stuff all day) (Country girls come out and play) so much of nothin' on the schedule now (We always get it on this way) and I'm invitin' all of y'all to help