Not A Pretty Pair - The Wealthy West

I am not a pretty girl That is not what I do I ain't no damsel in distress And I don't need to be rescued So put me down, punk Wouldn't you prefer a maiden fair? Isn't there a kitten stuck up a tree somewhere? I am not an angry girl But it seems like I've got everyone fooled Every time I say something they find hard to hear They chalk it up to my anger And never to their own fear Imagine you're a girl Just trying to finally come clean Knowing full well they'd prefer you were dirty And smiling And I am sorry But I am not a maiden fair And I am not a kitten stuck up a tree somewhere And generally, my generation Wouldn't be caught dead working for the man And generally I agree with them Trouble is you gotta have youself An alternate plan And I have earned my disillusionment I have been working all of my life And I am a patriot I have been fighting the good fight And what if there are no damsels in distress What if I knew that and I called your bluff? Don't you think every kitten figures out how to get down, Whether or not you ever show up? I am not a pretty girl I don't really want to be a pretty girl No, I want to be more than a pretty girl.

Oh,na, na, na, na, na She hosts a TV show She rides the rodeo She plays the bass in a band She's an astronaut A valet at the parking lot A farmer workin' the land She is a champion She gets the gold She's a ballerina The star of the show She's not Just a pretty face She's got Everything it takes She has a fashion line A journalist for "Time" Coaches a football team She's a geologist A romance novelist She is a mother of three She is a soldier She is a wife She is a surgeon She'll save your life She's not Just a pretty face She's got Everything it takes She's mother Of the human race She's not Just a pretty face Oh Oh, oh yeah Oh, na, na, na, na, na, na, na She is your waitress She is your judge She is a teacher She is every woman in the world Oh, la, la, la, la, la She flies an airplane Drives a subway train At night she pumps gasoline She's on the council She's on the board She's a politician She praises the Lord She's not Just a pretty face She's got Everything it takes She's mother Of the human race She's not - oh no she's not just a pretty face She's got everything it takes She's not just a pretty face She's got everything it takes She's not just a pretty face