My Wife Can I Say This Again - Couple Reels

If it wasn't for the beans That come out the can Or the peas and beets To ripen The milk and bread At the grocery store I couldn't eat no more Let me tell my wife (His wife, she can't cook) Lord, if I thought she could read I would buy her a book But all she knows how to do Is fuss and holler She don't even know How to boil water Let me tell ya what we had last night On the dinner table A tomato The nastiest stuff you ever wanna see And she was tryin' to feed it to me Let me tell ya I think that woman is downright 'Cause here the sister With coldcuts and gravy Now coldcuts and gravy in a I thought I'd choke but I got through Well she said (Spit it out, spit it out) What you say? woo hoo Oh but I guess I'm gonna eat this slop Any old way So don't you get me wrong I love that girl I guess I'm about craziest old man in the world But I got to love her 'Cause I got no friends Aww, here she comes With red beans and onions again And she say... What you say? Ohh, woo hoo One two three four Five six seven eight Nine eight seven six Five four three two One more time, come on Early in the mornin' Woah, hoo (His wife, she can't cook) Cook them beans, cook 'em clean Put 'em in a pot and let 'em stink, come on (His wife, she can't cook) What you say? Woahh, wooo Come to the doctor You wonder why I just ate them beans And I'm about to die, come on Hey baby (His wife, she can't cook) Ohhh, wooo hoo (His wife, she can't cook) Aww, just a little bit louder, come on

My thoughts may stray My eyes may roam The neighbor's grass may seem much greener Than the grass right here at home If pretty girls excite me Well, that's life But just in case, you didn't know I love my wife My mind at times May dwell on sex If someone's rating dreams Then most of mine I guess are double X So dimpled knees delight me Well, that's life But just in case, you hadn't heard I love my wife Like bait that wriggles And it makes catfish bite A lady jiggles And my eyes gotta light Upon so sweet a sight And if I shake Break out in spots Don't fret, it's not swine fever, dear Your swine has merely got the hots If rosy lips invite me Well, that's life But just in case, you couldn't guess I love my wife My mind at times May dwell on sex If someone's rating dreams Then most of mine I guess are double X If rosy lips invite me Well, that's life But just in case, you couldn't guess Or hadn't heard Or didn't know I love my wife I love my wife I love my wife, mm, mm, mm, mmg I love my wife

Lonely nights, empty days Use me up so many ways You came along and Stole my heart away I just wanna hold you Darlin', tonight Knowin' that the love Between us is right I can't believe that You'd ever let me go, oh, no What can I say? What can I do? I'm so in love with you Got to be strong But for how long Must I have this feeling? It won't go away Take me back to yesterday I just wanna fade away Closer to you Than what we used to be, hmmm Are we really gonna let it die? Close the book and Give it one more try I can't believe that You'd ever let me go, oh, no What can I say? What can I do? I'm so in love with you Got to be strong (I got to be strong) But for how long Must I have this feeling? Won't go away What can I say? What can I do? I'm so in love with you Got to be strong (I got to be strong) But for how long Must I have this feeling? What can I say? I'm so in love with you Got to be strong (I got to be strong) But for how long Must I have this feeling? Won't go away What can I say?