I can't stand this common shit Life's too fast for me Everyone's trying so hard to impress What is the really meaning of humanity Morals and values are based upon Your style of dress Money in your pocket will become chump change If we don't make any progess Sucess and fitness are the trend of today Infomercials keep us all in touch With modern technology Hey, hey, hey, hey, hehey Lets shoot the moon! Shoot the moon Shoot the moon Soon you will be shopping Without leaving your front fucking door The cost of living is never going away Jobs are fading and poverty is on the rise Lets shoot the moon! Shoot the moon Shoot the moon Jobs are fading and poverty is on the rise Jobs are fading and poverty is on the rise Jobs are fading and poverty is on the rise Jobs are fading and poverty is on the rise I can't stand this common shit Life's too fast for me Everyone's trying so hard to impress What is the really meaning of humanity Morals and values are based upon Your style of dress Money in your pocket will become chump change If we don't make any progess Lets shoot the moon! Shoot the moon Shoot the moon Jobs are fading and poverty is on the rise Jobs are fading and poverty is on the rise Jobs are fading and poverty is on the rise Jobs are fading and poverty is on the rise Ok

Here's a little tune we're gonna play for you, There ain't nothin' to it and it's easy to do: Called the Calloway Boogie, It's the Calloway Boogie, Keeps you groovy twenty-four hours a day! If you like music with a boogie beat, Here's a little ditty that's really all reet! It's the Calloway Boogie, It's the Calloway Boogie, Keeps you groovy twenty-four hours a day! I woke up with the blues the other day, The cats started jamming and they blew away. With the Calloway Boogie, The Calloway Boogie, Keeps you groovy twenty-four hours a day! We play waltzes, bebop and jive, But here's the kind of music that keeps you alive! It's the Calloway Boogie, It's the Calloway Boogie, Keeps you groovy twenty-four hours a day! If you like boogie with some hi-de-ho, Just listen to me, here's the way it goes: Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi! Ho-de-ho-de-ho-de-ho! Keeps you groovy twenty-four hours a day!

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Hep hep De-boodle-de-ack, de-boodle-de-ackasaki Hep hep Oh, rang-tang, te-dah-dah Hep-hep Gonna tell you 'bout the jumpin' jive Hep hep Jim, jam, jump, the jumpin' jive Hep hep Cats gonna beat out this mellow jive Hep hep Beat it out on the mellow side Boy Whatcha gonna say there, gate? Oh, boy Whatcha gonna say there, gate? Palomar, shalomar, Swanee shore Let me dig that jive once more Boy Lay it right on down to the gator Oh, boy Lay it flat as a gator Now, can't you hear those hep cats call? Yeah Come on, boys, let's have a ball The jim, jam, jump on the jumpin' jive Makes you dig your jive on the mellow side Hep hep Hep hep The jim, jam, jump is the solid jive Makes you nine foot tall when you're four foot five Hep hep Hep hep Now, don't you be that ickeroo Get hep, come on and follow through Then you get your steady foo You make the joint jump like the gators do The jim, jam, jump on the jumpin' jive Makes you like your eggs on the Jersey side Hep hep Hep hep The jim, jam, jumpin' jive Makes you hep hep on the mellow side Hep hep, hep hep Hep hep, hep hep The jim, jam, jump on the jumpin' jive Will make you dig your jive on the mellow side Hep hep Hep hep The jim, jam, jump, the solid jive Makes you nine foot tall when you're four foot five Hep hep Hep hep Now, don't you be that ickeroo Get hep, come on and follow through Then you get your steady foo You make the joint jump like the gators do The jim, jam, jump on the jumpin' jive Makes you like your eggs on the Jersey side Hep hep Hep hep The jim, jam, jumpin' jive Makes you hep hep, on the mellow side Hep hep Hep hep Now, I've told you 'bout the jumpin' jive The jim, jam, jump, the jumpin' jive I know you dug this mellow jive Oh, you dig it on the mellow side

Boy The honeydripper He's a killer The honeydripper Salt · sweet · heart · beat A solid old cat Really A mellow hepcat And he jumps And he swears And he rips And he rides Then he shifts And jumps He's high Oh my To · be · that · cat · and · jump · for · joy You dig that lick You dig that beat You get knocked out Right off your feet One, two, three, four, five, six, so rip it You take it away He's a killer The honeydriller Boy · joy · joy · hoy · boy · hoy · joy He's a dipper The honeydripper Boy · hoy · joy · hoy · boy · hoy · hoy · joy A-swing it up, bring it up, bring it on up A-swing it up, bring it up, bring it on up A-swing it up, bring it up, bring it on up A-swing it up, bring it up, bring it on up, boy Hey! Yeah-yeah hey! Hey-hey! Hey-hey! Boy The honeydripper A-he's a killer The honeydripper He's salt · sweet · heart · beat A solid old cat He's reallyyyy a mellow hepcat