I was working in the lab, late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my monster from his slab, began to rise And suddenly to my surprise (He did the mash) He did the monster mash (The monster mash) It was a graveyard smash (He did the mash) It caught on in a flash (He did the mash) He did the monster mash From my laboratory in the castle east To the master bedroom where the vampires feast The ghouls all came from their humble abodes To get a jolt from my electrodes (They did the mash) They did the monster mash (The monster mash) It was a graveyard smash (They did the mash) It caught on in a flash (They did the mash) They did the monster mash The zombies were having fun (tennis shoe, wa hoo) The party had just begun (tennis shoe, wa hoo) The guests included Wolfman, Dracula and his son The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds The coffin-bangers were about to arrive With their vocal group, 'The Crypt-Kicker Five' (They played the mash) They played the monster mash (The monster mash) It was a graveyard smash (They played the mash) It caught on in a flash (They played the mash) They played the monster mash Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring Seems he was troubled by just one thing He opened the lid and shook his fist and said "Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist? (It's now the mash) It's now the monster mash (The monster mash) And it's a graveyard smash (It's now the mash) It's caught on in a flash (It's now the mash) It's now the monster mash Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land For you, the living, this mash was meant too When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you (Then you can mash) Then you can monster mash (The monster mash) And do my graveyard smash (Then you can mash) You'll catch on in a flash (Then you can mash) Then you can monster mash (Wa hoo, monster mash) (Wa hoo, monster mash) Easy Igor, you impetuous young boy (Wa hoo, monster mash) (Wa hoo, monster mash) (Wa hoo, monster mash) (Wa hoo, monster mash) (Wa hoo, monster mash)

Hi Minnie! What's cookin'? Mmm, let's see! My toasted oven muffins and banana bread Some apple strudel crumpets with a caramel thread My nugget raisin' cookies always take first price But this is for the bake sale so You better close your hungry eyes Oh gee My cherry berry biscuits are a tasty treat My lovely lemon tarts have all the others beat Aha But take your mints away from them Someday I'll make it all again This is for the bake sale Mickey, please don't touch But Minnie could I only have a little bite? A-ah I'll promise you that will satisfy me Cut a piece and make it tiny Make the bake sale wait but why me? Oh, Mickey! My sugar sweetened harvest bars will make you drool Oh Like frosted walnut donuts with a chocolate whole My butter scotch vanilla cake you can't ignore But this is for the bake sale so You're going to have to wait some more Oh Some sugar and some flour and some butter, too I'll mix it up together in a scrumptious go I'll pop it in the oven now My tummy is talking clear and crow This is for the bake sale Mickey Please don't touch! But Minnie Don't you think you want to take a break? From the bake sale, let's play hooky Who's your little snooki-hooky? Can I have a single cookie? Well, no! A cheesecake or a pump cake or an angel food Now take your fingers out of there and don't be rude I can't hold back, I'll jump right in I'll bat you with this rolling pin This is for the bake sale Mickey, please don't touch This is for the bake sale Mickey, not for you This is for the bake sale Mickey, just back off!