I don't want to go out And I won't stay in Get things done I catch a paper boy But things don't really change I'm standing in the wind But I never wave bye-bye But I try, I try There's no sign of life It's just the power to charm I'm lying in the rain But I never wave goodbye But I try, I try Never gonna fall for Modern love, walks beside me Modern love, walks on by Modern love, gets me to the church on time, yeah The church on time, terrifies me Church on time, makes me party Church on time, puts my trust in god and man, yeah God and man, no confessions God and man, no religion God and man, don't believe in modern love It's not really work It's just the power to charm I'm still standing in the wind But I never wave bye-bye But I try, I try Never gonna fall for Modern love, walks beside me Modern love, walks on by Modern love, gets me to the church on time, yeah The church on time, terrifies me Church on time, makes me party Church on time, puts my trust in god and man, yeah God and man, no confessions God and man, no religion God and man, don't believe in Puts my trust in god and man God and man, no confessions God and man

Ooh Hey, I'm feeling so dirty, you're looking so clean And all you can give is a spin in your washing machine I fly off to Rome to my prima bella She leaves me in the rain with telescopic umbrella Aah the pain Modern love can be a strain Aah the pain Modern love can be a strain I trusted my Venus was untouched in her shell But the pearls and the balls in her oysters were tacky as hell For Lady Godiva I came incognito The driver had stolen her red hot magneto Aah the pain Modern love can be a strain Aah the pain Modern love can be a strain I don't know why they leave me in the lurch To carry on the search It's driving me up the wall When I have so much passion Romance is out of fashion Can't handle modern love at all Hey, I worship Diana by the light of the moon When I pull out my pipe she scream out of tune In Paris my heart sinks when I see my Mona Lisa She gives me the wink, then she shows me the freezer Aah the pain Modern love can be a strain Aah the pain Modern love can be a strain Aah the pain Ooh the pain Aah the pain Ooh, ooh Gimme the pain Ooh, the pain