I've got a sweet tooth For licorice drops and jelly roll Hey, sugar daddy Hansel needs some sugar in his bowl I'll lay out fine China on the linen And polish up the chrome If you've got some sugar for me Sugar daddy, bring it home Black strap molasses You're my orange blossom honey bear Bring me Versace blue jeans Black designer underwear We'll dress up like the disco dancing Jet set in Milan and Rome If you've got some sugar for me Sugar daddy, bring it home Oh, the thrill of control Like the rush of rock and roll Is the sweetest taste I've known, oh, yeah If you've got some sugar, bring it home When honey bees go shopping It's something to be seen They swarm to wild flowers And get nectar for the Queen And everything you bring me Got me dripping like a honeycomb If you've got some sugar for me Sugar daddy, bring it home Oh, the thrill of control Like the Blitzkrieg on the roll Is the sweetest taste I've known, oh, yeah If you've got some sugar bring it home Come on, sugar daddy, bring it home Whiskey and French cigarettes A motorbike with high-speed jets A Waterpik, a Cuisinart And a hypo-allergenic dog I want all the luxuries of the modern age And every item on every page In the Lillian Vernon catalogue Oh, baby, something's crossed my mind I was thinking you'd look so fine In a velvet dress With heels and an ermine stole Oh, Luther, darling, Heaven knows I've never put on women's clothes Except for once, my mother's camisole So, you think only a woman Can truly love a man? Well, you buy me the dress, I'll be more woman Than a man like you can stand I'll be your Venus on a chocolate clam shell Rising on a sea of marshmallow foam If you got some sugar for me Sugar daddy, bring it home It's our tradition to control Like Erich Honecker and Helmut Kohl, remember him From the Ukraine to the Rhone Sweet home uber allies, Lord, I'm coming home, yeah Come on, sugar daddy, bring me home

When the earth was still flat and the clouds made of fire And the mountains stretched up to the sky, sometimes higher Folks roamed the earth like big rolling kegs They had two sets of arms They had two sets of legs They had two faces peering out of one giant head So they could watch all around them as they talked while they read And they never knew nothing of love It was before the origin of love Origin of love The origin of love Origin of love Well there were three sexes then One that looked like two men glued on back to back They were the children of the sun And similar in shape girth were the children of the earth They looked like two girls rolled up in one And the children of the moon was like a fork shoved on a spoon They were part sun part earth part daughter part son Oh the origin of love Well the gods grew quite scared of our strength and defiance And thor said i'm gonna kill them all with my hammer Like i killed the giants But zeus said no You'd better let me use my lightning like scissors Like i cut the legs off the whales Dinosaurs into lizards Then he grabbed up some bolts, he let out a laugh Said i'll split them right down the middle Gonna cut them right up in half And then storm clouds gathered above into great balls of fire And then fire shot down from the sky in bolts Like shining blades of a knife And it ripped right through the flesh Of the children of the sun and the moon and the earth And some indian god sewed the wound up to a hole Turned it 'round to our bellies to remind us the price we payed And osiris, and the gods of the nile gathered up a big storm To blow a hurricane To scatter us away A flood of wind and rain, a sea of tidal waves To wash us all away And if we don't behave they'll cut us down again And we'll be hopping 'round on one foot Looking through one eye The last time i saw you we had just split in two He was looking at me, i was looking at you You had a way so familiar i could not recognize Cause you had blood on your face And i had blood in my eyes But i swear by your expression That the pain down in your soul was the same As the one down in mine That's the pain That cuts a straight line down through the heart We call it love We wrapped our arms around each other Tried to shove ourselves back together We were making love, making love It was a cold dark evening such a long time ago When by the mighty hand of jove It was a sad story how we became lonely two-legged creatures The story, the origin of love That's the origin of love Oh yeah, the origin of love The origin of love The origin of love

On nights like this When the world's a bit amiss And the lights go down across the trailer park I get down, I feel had I feel on the verge of going mad And then it's time to punch the clock I put on some make-up And turn on the tape deck And pull the wig back on my head Suddenly I'm Miss Midwest Midnight checkout queen Until I head home And I put myself to bed I look back on where I'm from Look at the woman I've become And the strangest things seem suddenly routine I look up from my Vermouth on the rocks The gift wrapped wig still in the box Of towering velveteen I put on some make-up Some Lavern Baker I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf Suddenly I'm Miss Beehive 1963 Until I wake up And I turn back to myself Some girls they have natural ease They wear it any way they please With their French flip curls and perfumed magazines Wear it up, let it down This is the best way that I've found To be the best you've ever seen I put on some make-up Turn on the eight-tack I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf Suddenly I'm Miss Farrah Fawcett from TV Until I wake up And I turn back to myself Shag, bi-level, Bob, Dorothy Hamill do Sausage curl, chicken wings, it's all because of you With your blow dried, feather backed Toni home wave, too Flip, for, frizz, flop, it's all because of you It's all because of you, it's all because of you Okay Everybody I put on some make-up Turn up the eight track I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf Suddenly I'm this punk rock star of stage and screen And I ain't never I'm never turning back

My sex-change operation got botched My Guardian angel fell asleep on the watch Now all I got is a Barbie doll crotch I got an angry inch Six inches forward and five inches back I got a, I got an angry inch Six inches forward and five inches back I got a, I got an angry inch I'm from the land where you still hear the cries I had to get out to sever all ties I changed my name and assumed a disguise I got an angry inch Six inches forward and five inches back I got a, I got an angry inch Six inches forward and five inches back I got a, I got an angry inch Six inches forward and five inches back The train is coming and I'm tied to the track I try to get up but I can't get no slack I got an angry inch, angry inch, angry inch My mother made my tits out of clay My boyfriend told me that he'd take me away They dragged me to the doctor one day I've got an angry inch Six inches forward and five inches back I got a, I got an angry inch Six inches forward and five inches back I got a, I got an angry inch Long story short When I woke up from the operation, I was bleeding down there I was bleeding from the gash between my legs My first day as a woman and already it's that time of the month But two days later, the hole closed up and the wound healed And I was left with a one inch mound of flesh Where my penis used to be, where my vagina never was A one inch mound of flesh with a scar running down it Like a sideways grimace on an eyeless face It was just a little bulge, it was an angry inch Six inches forward and five inches back The train is coming and I'm tied to the track I try to get up but I can't get no slack I got an angry inch, angry inch, angry inch Six inches forward and five inches back Stay under cover till the night turns to black I got my inch and I'm set to attack I got an angry inch, angry inch, angry inch Six inches forward and five inches back The train is coming and I'm tied to the track I try to get up but I can't get no slack I got an angry inch, angry inch, angry inch Six inches forward and five inches back Stay under cover till the night turns to black I got my inch and I'm set to attack I got an angry inch, angry inch, angry inch Angry inch, angry inch, angry inch Angry inch, angry inch, angry inch