Memphis Women and Chicken - T. Graham Brown

Hear me, women and wives Hear me, husbands and lovers What we do with our lives Seems to matter to others Some of them may follow Roads that we run down Chasing tomorrow Many choices to make Many chains to unravel Every path that we take Makes it harder to travel Laughter turned to sorrow Doesn't get me down Chasing tomorrow When tomorrow comes around You'll be looking at the future So keep your feet upon the ground And get ready to run Now hear me, mothers and men Hear me, sistеrs and brothers Teach your children and thеn Make 'em pass it to others Some of them may borrow Tears you hand them down Chasing tomorrow Hear me, women and wives Hear me, husband and lovers What we do with our lives Seems to matter to others Some of them may follow Roads that we run down Chasing tomorrow Get ready to run Chasing tomorrow Get ready to run

Men and Women – Rodney Carrington You women have so much power in your pants you have no clue. You have to much power! That little hairy critter you got in you bridges causes more shit than anything else in this world. If I had a twat in my bridges I'd be in a hotel room right now with eight guys, 'cause I'm a big old hoar. You have to much power. You can ...in the front yard and tell your man: 'Now you go out there and eat that, when you come back, you can have some!' You know what he'd do? Whah whah! He 'd come running back into the house with a chocolate ring around his lips. 'I did it!'. You stupid son of a bitch, I was kiddin'. Well, I still get the pussy don't I? Well no, you got shit in your mouth! Thank god for hands. I'm 34 years old, I jack off more now than I did when I discovered it. When I discovered it, I loved it: Man, this feels great. What the fuck was that? I can't see! I can't see! How many women masturbate? Look, 10 of you! Horseshit! Is that a 14 biljon dollar a year dildo business I think it is. Then 10 women out here keeping it going. Horseshit! Women do it. I just do it in private. Found her hanging against the washingmachine while folding clothes. Whooooooooo shit! ' What are you doing?' I'm folding clothes! Shit, and I watched. And then men get all the shit, 'cause we're the horny ones, you know? 'You're always horny. That's all you ever wanna do!' I KNOW! Because one of us had to be. One of us had to be the horny ones. There's men en there's women. One of us had to be the horny ones. So it's men. Women don't think like we do. They're emotional creatures. If they did, we'd all in a big ... right now. Which would be a hell of a lot of fun. That's why men created sports. Men created sports 'cause they get tired of thinking about pussy 24 hours a day. Because sex is all about find them a girl, getting' in the little spot. Find her, get there... It's all it's about. And if you look at sports it's the same way 'cause men created them. Footbal! Upright through the middle! We put hair on the post is it wouldn't too offensive. Basketball: 2 hole, 5 guys fighting 5 other guys for a hole. Just like being in a nightclub! And off course tennis was invented by a women, 'cause that's just her doing: Back and forth, back and forth... Which goes back to the power-issue. If there is an argument at my house, my wife can take the puss, run in another room and hold it hostage. All of a sudden I am a hostage-negotiator. 'Have you harmed the hostage in any way? Press the hostage against the window so I can see it. Why is the hostage smoking white sigar? We know you got demands, what are they? She wants to go shopping. Shit! And a new car. Fuck! She wants a helicopter. God damn' we can do that I tell you . a helicopter, Helicopter, HELICOPTER, HELICOPTER! Thanks a lot everybody for coming out. I hope you had a great time. I did! Thank you! Good night. Thank you very much.

Darlene, sit down I need to talk to you Then you do what you want to do Just hear me through Darlene, you don't need no other guy When you gonna realize How much I love you (Chorus) Darlene, you're an errant pack of all you dreams I'll have all I'll ever need, if you'll go with me Darlene, honey I can give you everthing I want you for my darlin', Darlene Darlene, we're both tired of just hangin' 'round Tired of dreamin' in this sleepy town, the rest is history (Chorus)

Now baby don't worry If he troubles your mind It'll all wash away, girl In the river of time If you need a shoulder I'll be around Be your rock to hold onto Till the river goes down It's hell and high water That your goin' through But come hell or high water I'll be here waiting for you I can't keep you from cryin' And I can't stop your pain The brightest of sunshine Never could stop the rain But you know that I'll be there Just like that ol' song To be your good morning When your cryin's all done It's hell and high water That your goin' through But come hell or high water I'll be here waiting for you It's hell and high water That your goin' through But come hell or high water I'll be here waiting for you It's hell and high water That your goin' through But come hell or high water I'll be here waiting for you

T Graham Brown Miscellaneous If You Could Only See Me Now (1990) I tried to be just what you wanted Whoa but I was always wishing on the moon Things were always going wrong thou it took so long You just left me way too soon If you could only see me now, now I turned my life around completely If I could bring you back somehow I know that I would make you proud to love me Oh I think you would be surprised I'd be something in your eyes If you could only see me now Some crazy dream was always waiting Down some road I had to follow to the end I meant to come back home time kept rolling on I'd love to have that chance again If you could only see me now, now I turned my life around completely If I could bring you back somehow I know that I would make you proud to love me Oh I think you would be surprised I'd be something in your eyes If you could only see me now I think you would be surprised I'd be something in your eyes If you could only see me now