I got a nice sized collection I'll admit it Yea the night I showed it to her I'll never forget it One shot of Whiskey River and she was gone, long gone She couldn't leave my Willie alone I played her everything from Material Girl All of my Skynyrd and Merle The Beatles and the Rolling Stones Yea tried like hell to hook her on the Man in Black She wasn't havin any of that And she kept goin back To the only thing that turned her on She wouldn't leave my Willie alone Well the honeymoon sure did wear off fast We went from huggy, kissy, to fightin like dogs and cats Well bad got worse when she went to cleanin out my home, sweet home And she wouldn't leave my Willie alone I tried to give her everything from Material Girl All of my Skynyrd and Merle The Beatles and the Rolling Stones Yea tried like hell to hook her on the Man in Black She wasn't havin any of that And she keeps comin back To the o-o-only thing that turns her on She won't leave my Willie alone Yea I'm afraid it's been this way my whole life long They won't leave my Willie alone No they won't

Leave my monkey alone Leave my monkey alone Leave my monkey alone Leave my monkey alone Down in Kenya where the Masai roam And the grass grows tall on the veldt In our old colonial home We drank our bitters while the empire fell Leave my monkey alone Leave my monkey alone Leave my monkey alone Leave my monkey alone One day the Mau Mau came All we had was lost In our old colonial home Under the Southern Cross Leave my monkey alone Leave my monkey alone Leave my monkey alone Leave my monkey alone Down in Kenya where the Masai roam And the grass grows tall on the veldt In our old colonial home We drank our bitters while the empire fell Leave my monkey alone Leave my monkey alone Leave my monkey alone Leave my monkey alone The Mau Mau came in '52 The sun went down and we drew the drapes In our old colonial home We hid behind the Mau Mau gates Leave my monkey alone Leave my monkey alone Leave my monkey alone Leave my monkey alone Leave my monkey alone Leave my monkey alone Leave my monkey alone Leave my monkey alone Leave my monkey alone Leave my monkey alone Leave my monkey alone Leave my monkey alone

Two, three, four You took off in the car With my electric guitar And it didn't come as no surprise Even though you've got angel eyes You won't get very far You took all of my clothes Hid my poems and prose You took my favorite show You didn't even, even know That's alright, I suppose Take what you need, but just leave my guitar alone Whoa-oh-oh-oh Don't make me plead, but don't leave me on my own Take what you need, but just leave my guitar alone Whoa-oh-oh-oh Don't make me plead, but don't leave me on my own You took off in the car With my electric guitar And it didn't come as no surprise Even though you've got angel eyes You won't get very far And it didn't come as no surprise Even though you've got angel eyes You won't get very far And it didn't come as no surprise Even though you've got angel eyes You won't get very far