On se demande Désormais qui commande Est cque par hasard ce monde est fou On est d'accord J'en parlais hier encore Et c'est bon d'être d'accord sur tout Quand on voit ce que l'on voit On se dit qu'il ne faut pas molir Quand on sait tout ce qu'on sait On se dit qu'il faudrait réagir On s'interroge sur ces gens qui dérogent Cette jeunesse qui se fiche de nous On est d'accord je disais hier encore Précisément la même chose que vous Quand on vit ce que l'on vit À coup sûr il est temps de sévir Quand on croit tout ce qu'on croit Il n'est nul besoin de réfléchir Dieu quelle misère tout se perd nos anciens repères Tournent si mal mais Qu'a-t-on fait du respect et de la moral Un vide abyssal Si on se venge de ce qui nous dérange C'est par sens du devoir avant tout Vous allez rire j'allais justement dire Qu'il n'y a point d'aigreur la dessous Quand on pense ce que l'on pense C'est notre vérité qu'on exprime On ressent ce qu'on ressent Ce n'est pas méchant c'est légitime Dieu quelle misère tout se perd nos anciens repères Tournent si mal mais Qu'a-t-on fait du respect et de la moral Un vide abyssal Voyez-vous des raison de sourire J'allais précisément vous les dire Quand on voit ce que l'on voit On se dit qu'il ne faut pas molir Quand on croit tout ce qu'on croit On a plus besoin de réfléchir Dieu quelle misère tout se perd nos anciens repères Tournent si mal Dieu Quelle horreur tout se meurt sans nos vieilles valeurs Dieu quelle misère tout se perd Nos anciennes prières Sont mises à mal mais Qu'a-t-on fait du respect et de la moral Un vide abyssal

Parfois, j'entends Les voix fatiguées De nos deux corps qui n'ont rien à donner L'envie s'endort Et les mots se taisent Quand l'amour ne vient plus attiser la braise Entre toi et moi Pas de creux, pas de trêve Ne me réveille pas Je rêve (je rêve) Non, rien ne se perd Tout recommence avec toi Rien ne se perd Et tout se crée à chaque fois En un éclair Et j'en redemande encore Non, rien ne se perd Dans l'univers de tes bras Ni la lumière Dans mes yeux quand je te vois Bien au contraire On est de plus en plus forts L'usure du temps Nous a oubliés On dirait le printemps pour l'éternité Sous l'eau qui dort Le feu du mystère Notre vie se transforme, mais rien ne se perd Et je t'aperçois Dans la nuit, dans mon rêve Si tu n'es plus là Je crève (je crève) Non, rien ne se perd Tout recommence avec toi Rien ne se perd Et tout se crée à chaque fois En un éclair Et j'en redemande encore Non, rien ne se perd Dans l'univers de tes bras Ni la lumière Dans mes yeux quand je te vois Bien au contraire On est de plus en plus forts Rien ne se perd Malgré les années qui passent Rien ne se perd, rien ne s'efface Rien ne se perd Entre nous et dans l'espace Rien dans notre univers Rien ne se perd Le désir et le cœur La passion, la chaleur Non, rien ne se perd Dans notre univers La folie, la douceur La mémoire du bonheur Non, rien ne se perd Non, rien ne se perd Dans notre univers Dans notre univers Non, rien ne se perd J'ai toujours envie de toi Rien ne se perd Et tout se crée à chaque fois En un éclair Et j'en redemande encore Non, rien ne se perd Tout recommence avec toi Rien ne se perd Et tout se crée à chaque fois En un éclair Et j'en redemande encore Non, rien ne se perd Dans l'univers de tes bras Ni la lumière Dans mes yeux quand je te vois Bien au contraire On est de plus en plus forts

They're there for your first year, they give you your first beer When you get your heart broke, they're there for your worst year Don't get you at all, but your apple don't fall too far from 'em They own too much wicker and drink too much liquor You'd wash your hands of them, but blood's always thicker You might look just like 'em; that don't mean you're like 'em But you love 'em Family is family, in church or in prison You get what you get, and you don't get to pick 'em They might smoke like chimneys, but give you their kidneys Yeah, friends come in handy, but family is family They're there when you're married, divorced and remarried You fall out of touch, but then someone gets buried And you're right back together like no time has ever gone by Can't live with or without 'em; you might talk about 'em But if someone else does, well, then you'll knock 'em out 'cause When it's all said and done, they're the only ones that you got Family is family, in church or in prison You get what you get, and you don't get to pick 'em They might smoke like chimneys, but give you their kidneys Yeah, friends come in handy, but family is family Yeah, family is funny, they'll ask you for money Even though they know you ain't got no money They show up at Christmas, get up in your business They might not be fancy, but family is family You might look just like 'em; that don't mean you're like 'em But you love 'em

Louis: It seems today, that all you see is violence in movies, and sex on T. V. Peter: But where are those good old-fashioned values, on which we used to rely? Brian: It used to be, a big time star was elegant as Garbo, or Hedy Lamarr. Stewie: But now we get whores like Jenny Lopez, you want to curl up and die. Lucky theres a Family Guy. Lucky theres a man who positively can do all the things that make us- Stewie: Laugh and cry! Hes a Family Guy! Louis: When I was young, the songs were fair, with Mister Johnny Mathis, and Sonny and Cher. Peter: But now we get Justin Timber-homo. Louis: A heartache all gone awry! Brian: The classic films were works of arts, the images were graceful, the stories were smart. Stewie: But now we get Matrix Revolution, Im sorry I know this doesnt rhyme, but what the hell were you Wachowski Brothers thinking?! Lucky theres a family guy, lucky theres a fella, sweeter than vanilla, wholesome as a piece of- Stewie: Apple Pie! Hes a family guy! Lois: His smiles a simple delight. Chris: He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites. Lois: Peter! Meg: He bought me my cute little hat. Brian: Yeah we should have a talk about that. About that! And his hat! Brian: Hes mastered the comedy arts. Stewie: He says, Look out, Hiroshima! Then casually farts. (fart sound effect) Lois: Hes loaded with sexy appeal. Peter: And best of all my titties are real. Have a feel! Brian: No thank you. Stewie: I gave it the office. Lois: The Brady Bunch has got their Mike and pretty Laura Petrie has Dicky Van Dyke. But who around here could fill those loafers? But heres a happy reply. Lucky theres a family guy. Lucky theres a man who positively can do all the thing that make us- Stewie: Laugh and Cry! Hes a Family Guy! Hes a Family Guy!!! Lois: Oh My! Thank you very much! What a welcome. Peter: I am gunna buy each and every one of you a beer after the show. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Im kidding for Christs sake, Im not serious. Thats expensive! Look, just the fact that I came up with the idea should tell you Im generous; I shouldnt actually have to spend any money. Meg: Uh, can we turn the spotlight down a bit? Brian: Yeah, it is a little bright. Stewie: You know Brian, I- I just noticed something. With that light shining on you from that angle, you look a lot like Jamie Farr. Brian: Yeah, youve told me that before and uh, its interesting, because Im thinking you look a lot like Britney Spears. Stewie: Really?! How so? Brian: Well, you- you got that thing going on with your eyes like Britney does. You know where You know how her eyes are just like a hair too far apart? Uh, a- a- almost like there was some immediate post-birth surgery that should have been done but it was the south, so they didnt have the medical technology. Stewie: Oh, I see. Chris: Mom! Lois: Yes honey? Chris: I have a wedgie. Lois: Chris, honey, wait until the intermission. Then you can fix it. Peter: Well, we got a lot of fun stuff lined up here tonight. We got music, we got comedy, we got behind the scenes crap from the show. Lois: Thats right! For example, not a lot of people know this, but in one episode of the show there was a flashback of Brian when he was a puppy. Now, they couldnt find a puppy who looked enough like him, so they actually built a dog suit for the scene, and the actor of inside the suit was Raven- Symoné, who was Olivia on the Cosby show. Brian: Fascinating bit of trivia. Peter: All right, okay, I got one for ya. You know the sound stage where we shoot Family Guy is the same stage where they shot the Golden Girls back in the 80s, right? Now one of the stage hands was telling me a- a pretty intense story. I guess there was one night when they were all ready to shoot, and uh, the audience was waiting. And uh, nobody could find Bea Arthur. So everybodys freaking out and uh, then one of the producers runs in and says Cancel the show tonight. Bea Arthurs in jail! Lois: Oh My God! Peter: Yeah. Apparently she had a little too much to drink before the show and uh, they found her standing on the street corner, exposing her penis to traffic. Brian: Oh My God! Meg: Ew! Thats Disgusting! Peter: Can you believe that? Brian: Wait a minute. How the hell can Bea Arthur have a penis? Peter: Eh, special permit. Stewie: I say, what is it with these actors? Theyre perfectly normal people in civilian life and then they come out to Hollywood and just go fucking berserk. Brian: You gotta watch your language, kid. Stewie: Oh, its a record album for Gods sake. Lets cut loose a bit. Chris: Nipples! Hehe. Stewie: Perfect example. Although I must say I am amazed at the language you can get away with on television these days. I- I was watching Law and Order the other night and I swear to god, I heard someone use the word balls. And I thought to myself, My God, that- that Dick Wolf just does whatever he damn well pleases, doesnt he? Bringing words like balls into Americas living rooms. I wonder how hed like it if I just walked into his living room a- and use the word balls. Brian: Uh I think that would be breaking and entering. Lois: You know, I am so glad they allowed us to bring Stewie this evening. The last show we did we had to leave him at home. They didnt allow babies in the theater. Brian: Well of course. People wanted to be able to enjoy the show Stewie: I am a show you lack-witted beetle head! Ugh! Oh what a night that was. My babysitter was a total bitch. Lois: Stewie! Thats very rude. Especially since your babysitter is here tonight. Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Hailey Duff. Hailey Duff: Hi Mr. And Mrs. Griffin Peter: Howre ya, sweetheart? Lois: So was it really that bad babysitting Stewie? Hailey Duff: You want the truth? Well, okay. So after you and Peter left for dinner, I- No. Wait a minute. Lets tell this story right. Please.