…if It Is At All - Survival Skills

Jimmy Buffett, Mac MacAnally, C. Macak, T. Baker, L. Laprise The universe is runnin' away I heard it on the news just the other day There's this new stuff called dark energy We can't measure and we can't see It's some elemental mystery Train that we can't catch But our heads are in the oven And somebody's 'bout to strike a match Meanwhile back on our big round ball Things are getting serious as cholesterol Permutations, calculations, Greedy piggies at the trough Arrogance and ignorance Just to top it off I just can't keep up with the Nasdaq Who got sold and bought I've got to take my lunch break But I'll leave you with a little for thought Maybe it's all too simple For our brains to figure it out What if the hokey pokey Is all it really is about What if life is just a cosmic joke Like spiders in your underwear or olives in Your coke My life can get as messy as a day old sticky bun So I arm myself with punch lines and a big ol' Water gun They say it's not that simple but just maybe it Should be It's time to change the subject, would you join me In a cup of herbal tea? Maybe it's all too simple For our brains to figure it out What if the hokey pokey Is all it really is about I still believe in rock 'n' roll It pays my bills and soothes my soul There really really isn't A whole lot more around Except for Frank Sinatra and the Big Band sound I want music in the music I want chicken in the soup I want caffeine in my system let's revive The hula hoop Maybe it's all too simple For our brains to figure it out What if the hokey pokey Is all it really is about

I know you're goin' I know this is goodbye And I can't make you stay No matter, no matter how I try But, ooh, if you're leaving, hey Please grant this one request And leave my heart with some happiness If this is the last kiss Let's make it last all night If this is the last time I'm ever, ever gonna hold you Let me hold you tight 'til the morning light If this is the last time Ooh, we'll ever be together Kiss me, and baby, give me something Tender to remember you by If I can't be with you, oh, baby all my life The next best thing is you next to me All through the night Pull all the shades down (pull the shades down) Put your heart next to mine Tonight give me a chance To feel Heaven just one more time And, ooh, if you're leaving, hey Honey, I'll set you free Just leave my arms this one sweet memory If this is the last kiss Let's make it last all night If this is the last time I'm ever, ever gonna hold you Let me hold you tight 'til the morning light If this is the last time Ooh, we'll ever be together Kiss me, and baby, give me something Tender to remember you by If I can't be with you, ooh, baby, all my life (all my life) The next best thing is you next to me All through the night If this is the last kiss Let's make it last all night If this is the last time I'm ever, ever gonna hold you Let me hold you tight 'tll the morning light If this is the last time Ooh, we'll ever be together Kiss me, and baby, give me something Tender to remember you by Kiss me, and baby, give me something Something to remember you by Baby, give me something Tender to remember you by

Ninja, prendi, corri, do the best Tieni gli occhi aperti perché fuori è buio pesto Uh ninja, a me non m'hanno manomesso Penso al rendiconto e rendo conto solo a me, a me Vengo dai '90, cassa dritta e fumo in piazza I miei coetanei hanno due figli e pure un po' di piazza È ora che qualcuno metta fine a questa farsa Calma un cazzo tipo cinque K da Starbucks Bella cosa? Bella merda, lei non balla Ninja, Chuck Norris, nella barba ho un'altra barra Piangon ragazzine, noi i nuovi Morandi e Dalla Chiedi chi erano i Migos e chi ha disegnato l'album Molla i soldi prima o fra' non salgo Lei è stupida, sì, ma non abbastanza per non darglielo Calma brandellino, mo ti compro un solitario Esco e torno tutto segnato frà come un calendario Flex, ho un flow che cola grasso, manzo Kobe Lei è fredda come il ghiaccio, prende il cazzo e manco gode Le ho detto come faccio, non ho tatto con 'ste troie Le ho infilato il braccio frate' e ci ho trovato un Rolex Uh ninja, prendi, corri, do the best Tieni gli occhi aperti perché fuori è buio pesto Uh ninja, a me non m'hanno manomesso Penso al rendiconto e rendo conto solo a me Ho le skills, what you gonna do about it Yeah, I got skills, what you gonna do about it Le skills, what you gonna do about it Yeah, I got skills, what you gonna do about it Chiudi la bocca, ci entran le mosche Chiudi la bocca, ci entran le mosche Chiudi la bocca, ci entran le mosche Chiudi la bocca Mi sembrano insicuri, si ripetono: "I'm the man" 'Sti qua li mando a casa, fai da te, Leroy Merlin Flow non puoi capire, suona come lo Zio Sam Soldi, soldi, soldi, poi gli paga tutto il dad Esco con un piano, cellulare e quattro bag C'ho gli amici ricercati, sì, per quattro tag Vogliono il mio flow, nemmeno se diventi me Spingo da dieci anni e sembra che ne ho ventitré Uh-uh ninja, prendi, corri, do the best Buona a me non sembra fra', la prendo ad uno e mezzo Lei mi chiede troppo e non sa i pezzi, è già una ex Non mi hai preso prima e non ci arrivi manco adesso Con un taglio, netto, preciso Separo chi sa fare da chi è solo fastidio Everybody moves, se mi fermo ho fallito Ho capito che non devo dare il doppio ma il triplo Entro con un taglio netto, pensa quanto ho reciso Chi sa fare fa, chi non sa fare stia zitto Everybody moves, se mi fermo ho fallito Ninja con le skills, what you gonna do about it Ho le skills, what you gonna do about it Yeah, I got skills, what you gonna do about it Le skills, what you gonna do about it Yeah, I got skills, what you gonna do about it Chiudi la bocca, ci entran le mosche Chiudi la bocca, ci entran le mosche Chiudi la bocca, ci entran le mosche