Well I guess it's just not my day The wind blew my morning paper away Then I cut my toe on a sliver of glass From the stormdoor you broke when you left here so fast If it ain't one thing it's you If you've heard that I'm going crazy It's true The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do Well I rented that movie you hate But that old VCR just chewed up the tape Then I went to the freezer thought I'd cook me a steak All I found was that old piece of our wedding cake If it ain't one thing it's you If you've heard that I'm going crazy It's true The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do If it ain't one thing It's you But I never knew that I needed you so But now that I've lost you, I can't let you go If it ain't one thing oh it's you If you've heard that I'm going crazy It's true The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do If it ain't one thing It's you Oh if it ain't one thing It's you

Why, why why why why Cause I keep bangin' y'all mother-fuckin ass, with this shit If it ain't live, it aint me Oh nigga I'm too def to move a step, too shy to slip or slide I'm too hard to fall apart, I'm too cold to get old I'm too hip to drip, I do it to 'em like this I wan't-a load it up, cock back don't miss Y'all ain't goin' believe this Got the preacher's wife talkin' bout rock that shit All they do is say the mans name You watch how many bitches start comin', it's a damn shame They know I got the wood for 'em If they in the hotel room and get the dick, that's good for 'em Big pussy and it's soft dick time, bitch I got to get'cha, mm-hm, uh-huh Tell me what you goin' do If you got your friends with you, you could bring them ho's too Come and turn around, let me get behind you Move somethin' for me baby, I ain't goin' tell no body If it ain't live, it aint me Oh nigga I'm too def to move a step, too shy to slip or slide I'm too hard to fall apart, I'm too cold to get old If it ain't live, it aint me Oh nigga I'm too def to move a step, too shy to slip or slide I'm too hard to fall apart, I'm too cold to get old I'm too hip to drip When I'm here they got to have it White lines so live they jump off the cabinet It's Micheal Tyler not Black Sabbath It's springin' hunter so watch out for the cat parrot I'm a whole and kaniver, the hot enchilada, Big Truck driver Hittin' hookers is a side high Tuckin' guts stackin' paper formin' lyrics is my real job Got my fingers and my shit tight Got another album and contract bitch get right Form a crowd like a fist fight Take my time with it if it takes me sun-up to midnight If it ain't live, it aint me Oh nigga I'm too def to move a step, too shy to slip or slide I'm too hard to fall apart, I'm too cold to get old If it ain't live, it aint me Oh nigga I'm too def to move a step, too shy to slip or slide I'm too hard to fall apart, I'm too cold to get old I'm too hip to drip I'm too man to try to handle, I'm too bad and loaded too for you to hold Too tight to out-write, too strong to out-sold, too much to out-bust I'll talk shit and cuss, foul-dog rimp and the walk talk spit crush The paper towels and toilet tissue, start your engine set the table Clean your plate and wash the dishes Can I please get a source cup And if they don't give me my grammy, feel so sorry for your mother And after I'm goin' get Jive I done bust my ass, y'all ain't do y'all job If it ain't live, it aint me Oh nigga I'm too def to move a step, too shy to slip or slide I'm too hard to fall apart, I'm too cold to get old If it ain't live, it aint me Oh nigga I'm too def to move a step, too shy to slip or slide I'm too hard to fall apart, I'm too cold to get old I'm too hip to drip If it ain't live, it aint me Oh nigga I'm too def to move a step, too shy to slip or slide I'm too hard to fall apart, I'm too cold to get old If it ain't live, it aint me Oh nigga I'm too def to move a step, too shy to slip or slide I'm too hard to fall apart, I'm too cold to get old I'm too hip to drip

Hey, it ain't a party, if you can't come 'round Yeah! You can drive the car, I'll play my ol' guitar Come back to me, come back to me And you can get some beer, ya let's get outta here Come back to me, come back to me We'll find a place to go, no one will ever know Somewhere that's outta town Put a blanket on the ground, baby An' we can really go crazy Babe, it ain't a party, if you can't come 'round Can't even get started, if you don't come down Hey, even Saturday, ain't a holiday, if you stay away No no, it ain't a party, if you can't come 'round )Thats right, ah) Slip into somethin' tight, we'll slip into the night Come back to me, come back to me We'll see the sun go down, an' maybe fool around Come back to me, come back to me Ya we can start a fire, maybe get a little higher Don't worry what to bring 'Cause we got everything, baby And we can really go crazy Babe, it ain't a party, if you can't come 'round Can't even get started, if you don't come down Hey, even Saturday, ain't a holiday, if you stay away No no, it ain't a party (I'll try to party) Oh, hey, even Saturday, ain't a holiday, if you stay away No, it ain't a party, oh, if you can't come 'round No way, can't even get started, can't get started If you can't come 'round Oh yeah, oh 'cause even Saturday, ain't a holiday (Party) (If you can't come 'round) Oh, yeah No, it ain't a party Oh, if you can't come 'round

I miss your love I miss your touch I miss everything about you Once upon a time I believed in love It was with you, Now thats all through And gone I was so stupid and so young But i dont want to do the things used to do You see everything's popin When my baby with me. But when she aint with me Then things aren't poppin yea I don't, don't wanna leave yea I dont wanna love nobody If it aint wit you baby If it aint with you

Loving is easy It's the living that's hard Don't know where we should be But I like where we are Even when the world turns on a dime And you're pinching pennies just to get by Well, I don't know how, I don't know how But we'll be alright Baby, the truth is, nobody knows what they're doing I don't have the why, when or how But we'll figure it out, we'll figure it out Highways or dirt roads Sunset highs and heartbreak lows Together, there ain't no doubt, we'll figure it out, we'll figure it out Ooh, ooh, ooh Turns out the secret, everybody's trying so hard to find Is there ain't no secret Just got to take it one step at a time Long as I got your hand to hold Every mile is a milestone So, when you get scared looking out there into the unknown Baby, the truth is, nobody knows what they're doing I don't have the why, when or how But we'll figure it out, we'll figure it out Highways or dirt roads Sunset highs and heartbreak lows Together, there ain't no doubt, we'll figure it out, we'll figure it out Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Somehow we always find a place to land Somewhere between the prayers and the plans Baby, the truth is, nobody knows what they're doing I don't have the why, when or how But we'll figure it out, we'll figure it out Highways or dirt roads Sunset highs and heartbreak lows Together, there ain't no doubt, we'll figure it out, we'll figure it out Together, there ain't no doubt, we'll figure it out, we'll figure it out