Okay you guys I'm gonna sing You this song right now This is a kind of a sweet song I sing it to my wife Because she let's me talk about so many things In front of you people And she doesn't even get mad at me She's pretty damn cool So here we go... I met you 20 years ago And we talked all night You drank me under the table Yeah, it was love at first sight I knew right then and there I'd grow old with you I said I'd tell you jokes whenever you are sad Make you a mom, if you made me a dad Oh, it's been so much fun Growing old with you Oh, oh I love you Foot rub you Tell you you're the only one I'm thinking of Make big decisions with you Try new positions with you Even sit and watch Fucking Eat Pray Love Two times in a row Now when I'm on a diet You take away my potatoes Say "Fuck all those guys" After reading Rotten Tomatoes I hope they all die miserable deaths As I grow old with you You scold me You hold me Look the other way When I dress like a pimp You cry to me You lie to me But only when you tell me That the dick looks big Now, we don't need a big house We don't need any money All we need is you and me And Sadie and Sunny I got everything I want Growing old with you Thanks for growing old with... Me Alright y'all, thank you so much Respect... rock & roll I love you too, let's do it again some time (thank you)

Everybody talks about going on a walkabout To see the seven wonders of the world Trying to find the greener grass or get a sweeter piece of aspiration Or an oyster with a pearl Tomatoes in the garden And the jelly's in the jar They say home is where the heart is And my heart is with you I wanna live in a house with you forever (hey) and ever (hey, hey) We ain't gotta do nothing new, not ever (hey), no never (hey, hey) A yard with a cat and a dog named Blue A couple rugrats singing "Buckle My Shoe" Don't need a window for a wonderful view I wanna live in a house with you forever We'll be busy when your mama calls And raking up the leaves in fall And paint the walls whatever shade you want We'll build a little wrap-around So, we can watch the sun go down 'Til we go down the hallway for some fun 'Cause love is seven days a week And roots are made for running deep And here comes the chorus on cue I wanna live in a house with you forever (hey) and ever (hey, hey) We ain't gotta do nothing new, not ever (hey), no never (hey, hey) A yard with a cat and a dog named Blue A couple rugrats singing "Buckle My Shoe" Don't need a window for a wonderful view I wanna live in a house with you forever And if you ever leave, I'll burn it to the ground But if you come back I'll build it back better than it was when you left, 'cause I wanna live in a house with you forever and ever (oh) I wanna live in a house with you forever (hey) and ever (hey, hey) We ain't gotta do nothing new, not ever (hey), no never (hey, hey) A yard with a cat and a dog named Blue A couple rugrats singing "Buckle My Shoe" Don't need a window for a wonderful view I wanna live in a house with you forever I wanna live in a house with you forever

Yeah I won't let go, oh Don't wanna grow old, old I won't let go, oh I won't let, I won't let I won't let go, oh Don't wanna grow old, old I won't let go, oh I won't let, I won't let Now I put the blade down, darling I wanna see the light of the morning I was stuck inside the yesterdays Sedative ease the pain on my wrist I put the blade down, darling, oh I stood in the dark wishing the end was near Now I found my heart, and I know I have worth here So I won't let go, oh Don't wanna grow old, oh I won't let go, oh I won't let, I won't let I won't let go, oh Don't wanna grow old, old I won't let go, oh I won't let, I won't let