I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon) - The Lonely Island

Baby get down with me Take my hand Cancel all your plans And go and tell your plans youre leaving town And you aint coming back Lets got to paradise Or Japan, the south of France Or Los Angeles Lets go to paradise And tell you too Baby just me and you Lets go to paradise Lets have the time of lives tonight Lets go to paradise Lets enjoy this moment Make it last forever Make it last forever Lets the best of time we spent Lets go get lost Lets rip the bandage first off al of this Dont worry about the gun Lets got to paradise Capri tonight Hawaii Lets hop on the next flight And if you bored, we go to Bora Bora We touch down and get in the water Lets go to paradise Lets have the time of lives tonight Lets go to paradise Lets enjoy this moment Make it last forever Make it last forever Lets go to, lets go to Lets go to, lets go to Monte Carlo Lets go to paradise Lets have the time of lives tonight Lets go to paradise Lets enjoy this moment Make it last forever Make it last forever

I know you thought it best That we spend a little time apart But one night without you Is too much for my heart I know I promised not to call Sorry, but I didn't have a choice I just had to hear your voice I had to know that you're okay I couldn't get to sleep this way Please don't be mad at me 'Cause I really did the best I could Not to dial your number But it didn't do much good Hung up the phone so many times 'Til I didn't have a choice I just had to hear your voice I had to know that you're okay I couldn't get to sleep this way But I had to hear you say hello Had to hear you Because I love you so I know you thought it best That we spend a little time apart But I had to hear your voice Though I know it wasn't right Though I had to hear your voice Goodnight

It'd be so nice If you didn't have to feel so lonely It'd be so nice If I could sneak you for a moment I know you like to get away, go away, far away To a place where there's just us two Got a busy day, everyday but not today 'Cause I'm here to take that stress from you So you can just chill and clear your head And let me do everything for you 'cause you deserve it Prepare your meal and make your bed Willin' to switch places with you 'cause you are so worth it I just want us to go, go, go Drop everything and just go, go, go I just want us to go, go, go Drop everything and just go, go, go How would you like to sail away in the Bahamas? (Just you and me, girl) So far out in the sea where nobody can find us (Toward the end of the world) 'Cause there is no rush for you to come back and face the rain 'Cause there is plenty sunshine where I'm takin' you And I'm here to reduce the pain I know you like to get away, go away, far away To a place where there's just us two Got a busy day, everyday but not today 'Cause I'm here to take that stress from you So you can just chill and clear your head And let me do everything for you 'cause you deserve it Prepare your meal and make your bed Willin' to switch places with you 'cause you are so worth it I just want us to go, go, go Drop everything and just go, go, go I just want us to go, go, go Drop everything and just go, go, go Just imagine when you tired and layin' by my side and Sippin' on some wine while I'm steady massagin' Releasin' all your tension I couldn't have had better timin' My job is to keep my baby smilin' So you can just chill And clear your head And let me do everything for you 'cause you deserve it Prepare your meal and make your bed Willin' to switch places with you 'cause you are so worth it I just want us to go, go, go Drop everything and just go, go, go I just want us to go, go, go Drop everything and just go, go, go I just want us to go, go, go Drop everything and just go, go, go I just want us to go, go, go Drop everything and just go, go, go

在人性之內 在獸性之外 我眼前有面陰陽海 風向左右標籤上 的是非黑白 暗湧區分上下流 審醜審美觀 最大的陸塊 外圍仍是海 只是 大一點的孤島 而人的善連著魔 邪惡的韻腳 反而像半島 為什麼體無完膚 仍想要愛你? 為什麼孤獨至極 仍繼續遊戲? 為什麼跳進文明 巨大的潮汐 一座一座孤島 浮起? 嗚 嗚 嗚 嗚 最大的陸塊 外圍仍是海 只是 大一點的孤島 而人的善連著魔 邪惡的韻腳 反而像半島 為什麼體無完膚 仍想要愛你? 為什麼孤獨至極 仍繼續遊戲? 為什麼跳進文明 巨大的潮汐 一座一座孤島 浮起? 嗚 嗚 嗚 嗚 嗚 嗚 嗚 嗚

네가 원한 게 이런 거라며 내게 말을 건네 틀린 건 아니라면 아마 또 나를 욕해 보이는 게 다라면 나도 할 말은 없네 틀린 게 아니긴 해 원하면 나를 욕해 조명이 빛나는 거 알아, 왜 그것만 본대 Everything you want is around me 다른 말은 뭐게 네가 있는 게 난 없네 okay 잘 돌아보면 돈 빼곤 하나 가진 게 없네 Hey, 도대체 나다운 게 뭐야 Storm is around me, I feel so lonely, lonely Hey, 도대체 나다운 게 뭐냐고 I'm drowning, I feel so lonely, lonely 질문 하나 할 게 뭘 위해서 지구 위에 존재합니까, 넌 질문이 애매할 거야 그럼 돈 때문이라는 거에 내 손목 걸어 아빠가 말했어, 필요하대 돈 그래서 벌었지, 통장 안엔 억 어려서 그런 건지 난 그래 도저히 좋지만은 않더라고 모든 건 저놈들은 말해, 지껄여 ASH ISLAND 잘도 아네, 나 빼고 떠들어 나에 대해 도대체 뭘 아는데, 대체 나다운 게 뭐냐고 시발 그럼 해보던지 좆같게 아마도 너네들이 원한 거 난 못할 거야, 그건 알아둬 난 거짓으로 네게 남아도 진심일 거야, 걸어 모든 걸 네가 원한 게 이런 거라며 내게 말을 건네 틀린 건 아니라면 아마 또 나를 욕해 보이는 게 다라면 나도 할 말은 없네 틀린 게 아니긴 해 원하면 나를 욕해 조명이 빛나는 거 알아, 왜 그것만 본데 Everything you want is around me 다른 말은 뭐게 네가 있는 게 난 없네, okay 잘 돌아보면 돈 빼곤 하나 가진 게 없네 Hey, 도대체 나다운 게 뭐야 Storm is around me, I feel so lonely, lonely Hey, 도대체 나다운 게 뭐냐고 I'm drowning, I feel so lonely, lonely I feel so lonely, ay, ay, ay I feel so lonely, ay, ay, ay, ay I feel so lonely, ay, ay, ay I feel so lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely 네가 원한 게 이런 거라며 내게 말을 건네 틀린 건 아니라면 아마 또 나를 욕해 보이는 게 다라면 나도 할 말은 없네 틀린 게 아니긴 해 원하면 나를 욕해 조명이 빛나는 거 알아, 왜 그것만 본대 Everything you want is around me, 다른 말은 뭐게 네가 있는 게 난 없네, okay 잘 돌아보면 돈 빼곤 하나 가진 게 없네 Hey, 도대체 나다운 게 뭐야 Storm is around me, I feel so lonely, lonely Hey, 도대체 나다운 게 뭐냐고 I'm drowning, I feel so lonely, lonely

Hey man. Hey. Dude you're looking pretty swoll, you been working out? Uh yeah, why are you looking? Oh no, not like that man, I mean, no homo Ohhh no homo Cool When you want to compliment a friend (no homo) But you don't want that friendship to end (no homo) To tell a dude just how you feel (no homo) Say 'no homo' so he knows the deal (no homo) Hey yo man you got a fresh style (no homo) And you know you got the best smile (no homo) Your girlfriend is a lucky lady (no homo) With your looks you'll make a handsome baby (no homo) I like the way your shoulders fill out that shirt (no homo) It's hard to pull off but you make it work (no homo) Hey yo I kinda like your natural scent (no homo) Hey yo I kinda like the musical Rent (no homo) Man I can't decide who wore it best (no homo) But I'm feeling Diane Keaton's vest (no homo) I admit it I'm a fashionista (no homo) And I know every line of Mystic Pizza (no homo) Damn this rose is something special (no homo) Yeah, we should goof around and wrestle (no homo) Let's hit the hot tub and take a dunk (no homo) We're all friends ain't no need for trunks (no homo) Man I'm really feeling buzzed right now (no homo) Are you really feeling buzzed right now? (no homo) Yo we should watch this gay porno tape (no homo) But as a joke cause we're all straight (no homo) Man you could wash laundry on those abs (no homo) Yo I think girls look good in drag (no homo) Hey I've been thinking about posing nude (no homo) Yo I've been thinking about fucking a dude (no homo) We could 3-way 69 (no homo) Or human centipede in a line (no homo) Or some docking could be hella fun (no homo) Oh yeah man or I could do this one (no homo) Hey yo no homo but I wanna dress up like Dorothy And butt fuck a dude while he 69's Morrissey No homo but I wish I lived in Ancient Greece To gave young Socrates the illful release Hey yo no homo but today I'm coming out the closet Wanna scream it from the mountains like a gay prophet These two words have set me free (no homo) Damn it feels good to be (no homo)

What's up, y'all? This is Conner4Real You know I've been all around the world, right? But tonight, I'm on my dumb shit (hahaha) I landed in Paris at a quarter to noon So excited to see her, I went straight to the Louvre I heard she's exquisite, so I bought my ticket Pushed my way to the front of the crowd And I couldn't believe what I saw Mona Lisa You're an overrated piece of shit With your terrible style and your dead shark eyes And your smirk like you're hiding a dick (What the fuck is this garbage?) Mona Lisa The original basic bitch Traveled thousands of miles to see your beautiful smile Talk about a bait and switch You ugly I landed in Cairo to see the pyramids But what did I find there? A dirty pile of bricks There was trash all over and a very foul odor The smell was that of a camel's ass But even that wasn't as bad as Mona Lisa You're worse than the pyramids Can someone explain why the whole wide world Is obsessed with a Garbage Pail Kid? (Looks like a Garbage Pail Kid) And DaVinci Must have sucked an art historian's dick To get this girl who looked like uncooked bread At the top of the all-time list of paintings Mona Lisa I got to know Where the fuck are your eyebrows? I really wanna know You could land a helicopter on that big potato forehead Get this chick some Rogaine You a bloated corpse, girl I am an American man This is my native land Where no one lies about paintings But that's not the case in France Where the naked ladies dance And they look like Dennis Franz You're so mangy, Mona Hair part wider than a country road Unless you count cats, she died alone, ah The Mona Lisa sucks La, da, da, da, da