Gravity Falls Main Theme (8-Bit) - 8-Bit Bunker

There were seven lumberjacks, heading home Driving through the woods in the dark Half-way they halted as they saw something strange A glow in the sky like a dome One left the truck, don't ask him why He stumbled away in the dark Paralyzed he then found himself in the light Unable to move nor to fight Why do you want me, I beg you to tell I'm stuck in space in a slime covered cell Please don't hurt me or just let me die A cosmic nightmare worse than hell Five days of terror and five nights of fear Feeling nothing but pain Human like creatures with staring black eyes Messing around in his brain Why do you want me, I beg you to tell I'm stuck in space in a slime covered cell Please don't hurt me or just let me die A cosmic nightmare worse than hell Returned by the aliens, naked and cold On the highway he stood in the rain Never did his life turn back again To a point where he felt happy and sane Why do you want me, I beg you to tell I'm stuck in space in a slime covered cell Please don't hurt me or just let me die A cosmic nightmare worse than hell

You think you do good But you don't do shit You wonder if you could But you all lack wit Leo on the move This spells doom Cause they won't do crap They're all just running laps See the kid doing 120 The 5-0's been called Fucking cops did plenty The crash got him mauled Leo on the move This spells doom Occupied with drunks They should all sleep in bunks UGH L.E.O L.E.O Aaaah Now someone's been robbed They pulled out a knife With a wound They sit and sob Glad they didn't end a life Wrote up a report With name and lid Did nothing to a fault Lot' a good that did Leo on the move This spells doom Cause they won't do crap They're all just running laps Police in a shack Never on track Always fucking late And they wonder why the hate YEAH

Alice, don't hurt me Don't remove my dignity Don't try to convince me, don't try to make peace You will never succeed Alice, forget it Leave all of our memories behind All the times you gave me shivers down my spine Love really makes you blind Alice, where are you Are you hiding away from me Crawl out from your hiding place, make sure no one sees I beg you, pretty please Alice, I'll hurt you I'll make you feel the pain That you have caused and inflicted on me I'll make sure you scream Alice, don't run now You know I am quicker than you I'll chase you down, beat you up, you have no chance This will be your final dance Alice, come back now I miss teasing and poking at you At least that's what I think of when I hear your name Will life ever really be the same? Alice, farewell love I will never see you again Trust me, it's for real this time, it ain't a fucking game Mom, pick me up, it's cold in the rain

Santa Claus loves touching children Falalalala la la la la He lures them in with gifts and cookies Falalalala la la la He picks up the bottle, and takes a sip He calls for Mrs. Claus to hop on his dick To deliver all the gifts in a single night Santa comes with fear and fright Santa's fat, not too jolly he's filled with bullcrap His image is all fake and he has a hard lap Pedophiles are seldom very missed Santa is on the S.O. list Santa Claus is just a normal, senile, drunken man He doesn't give a fuck about happy holidays, he disregards his fans He doesn't give a fuck about the well being of kids They mean jack shit to him Rudolph's nose, that used to shine so bright, is starting to look dim He spanks his reindeer and says "we don't have much time" Little does he know that burglary's a crime To break in and leave presents is what he does best If he ever gets caught it'll be a shitfest Santa hates his wife and he hates his bratty kids You'd think he'd love them all but no cause god forbid He strangles them and hits them he loves to cause pain I don't really judge him now Christmas is all rain Santa Claus is just a normal, senile, drunken man He doesn't give a fuck about happy holidays, he disregards his fans He doesn't give a fuck about the well being of kids They mean jack shit to him Rudolph's nose, that used to shine so bright, is starting to look dim Santa's fat, not too jolly he's filled with bullcrap His image is all fake and he has a hard lap Pedophiles are seldom very missed Santa is on the S.O. list Santa hates his wife and he hates his bratty kids You'd think he'd love them all but no cause god forbids He strangles them and hits them he loves to cause pain I don't really judge him cause now Christmas is all rain Merry fucking Christmas to each and every one Merry fucking Christmas to each and every one Merry fucking Christmas to each and every one Merry fucking Christmas to each and every one Merry fucking Christmas to each and every one Merry fucking Christmas to each and every one Merry fucking Christmas to each and every one Merry fucking Christmas to each and every one Merry fucking Christmas to each and every one Merry fucking Christmas to each and every one

In the city of Helsinki in a lonesome neighborhood Called the naked harbor, where things are not so good There are drunks there are addicts, there are kids tryna be cool Rubber masks and rubber brains That's all you need to boost Your shitty little suburb life With stolen eggs and stolen knives The cops patrolling day and night, focusing on mopeds despite Nothing that they try to do will ever stop the kids Who hit and steal and blow shit up, they kick in others ribs Rubber masks and rubber brains That's all you need to boost Your shitty little suburb life With stolen eggs and stolen knives You simple minded hammerheads, I hope you're sleeping well Knowing how you turned that little kids life into hell You picked on a kid that was half your size Go fuck yourselves that's my advice Rubber masks and rubber brains That's all you need to boost Your shitty little suburb life With stolen eggs and stolen knives Rubber masks and rubber brains That's all you have to give For your shitty little suburb gang With stolen drinks and stolen fags