Clouds so swift Rain won't lift Gate won't close Railings froze Get your mind off wintertime You ain't going nowhere Whoo-ee! Ride me high Tomorrow's the day My bride's gonna come Oh, oh, are we gonna fly Down in the easy chair! I don't care How many letters they sent Morning came and morning went Pick up your money And pack up your tent You ain't going nowhere Whoo-ee! Ride me high Tomorrow's the day My bride's gonna come Oh, oh, are we gonna fly Down in the easy chair! Buy me a flute And a gun that shoots Tailgates and substitutes Strap yourself To the tree with roots You ain't going nowhere Whoo-ee! Ride me high Tomorrow's the day My bride's gonna come Oh, oh, are we gonna fly Down in the easy chair! Genghis Khan He could not keep All his kings Supplied with sleep We'll climb that hill no matter how steep When we get up to it Whoo-ee! Ride me high Tomorrow's the day My bride's gonna come Oh, oh, are we gonna fly Down in the easy chair! Whoo-ee! Ride me high Tomorrow's the day My bride's gonna come Oh, oh, are we gonna fly Down in the easy chair!

I put in my forty and they take out way too much The same old story, same old brown bag, homemade lunch Might not be the big dream but I guess I can't complain It pays the rent but that's about all that it pays It's been too long Hey, I'm goin', I'm goin' I'm overdue so throw it on the card Bartender, keep it open, I'm just getting started Come Monday morning, I just might be overdrawn But it's Friday night, so I'm goin', goin', gone Ain't got no 401, ain't got no benefits They don't hand out stock options, not down here in the pits But I've got old glory hangin' by my front porch light Might not be the perfect world but then again, it might All I know is It's been too long Hey, I'm goin', I'm goin' I'm overdue so throw it on the card Bartender, keep it open, I'm just getting started Come Monday morning, I just might be overdrawn But it's Friday night, so I'm goin', goin', gone It's been too long So I'm goin', I'm goin' I'm overdue so throw it on the card Bartender, leave it open, I'm just getting started Come Monday morning, I just might be overdrawn But it's Friday night, so I'm goin', goin', gone

I gotta get my girl a present She got one for me She wrapped it up real pretty It's underneath a tree She goes shopping early I go way too late Every year's the same thing I procrastinate It's almost Christmas And I'm the last one in the store It's almost Christmas I can't do this anymore It's almost Christmas I can hear those sleigh bells ring It's almost Christmas and I haven't bought a thing I should buy her fancy earrings Maybe find the right perfume I'm open to suggestions But they better get here soon She goes shopping early I go way too late Every year's the same thing I procrastinate It's almost Christmas And I'm the last one in the store It's almost Christmas I can't do this anymore It's almost Christmas Did I hear a sleigh bell ring? It's almost Christmas and I haven't bought a thing Everything is closing down Not one present have I found Now they're locking up the door I don't know what I'm shopping for It's almost Christmas And I'm the last one in the store It's almost Christmas I can't do this anymore It's almost Christmas Did I hear a sleigh bell ring It's almost Christmas and I haven't bought a thing Almost Christmas (the door will be closing in five minutes) It's almost Christmas (thank you for shopping) Yeah, yeah It's almost Christmas It's almost Christmas

It seems so long since you told me That it was just me and you I wish tonight you could hold me I've got these holiday blues There's folks out shopping for presents Lovers pass by, two by two They're in a world, oh, so pleasant But I've got holiday blues Where will I go It won't be Christmas without you What would I do if you decide we are through? Where will I go It won't be Christmas without you Darling, what will I do if you decide we are through? I had a dream that you love me And that you'd whisper be true But it was only a dream, dear I've got these holiday blues