The O'kaysions Miscellaneous Girl Watcher Girl Watcher The O'Kaysions (Buck Trail/Wayne Pittman) Chorus: I'm a girl watcher, I'm a girl watcher... Watchin' girls go by, hey, my my I'm a girl watcher, I'm a girl watcher... Here comes one now I was just a boy when I threw away my toys And found a new pastime to dwell on Whenever I detects them there of the other sex I play the game I do so well on [Repeat chorus] Mumble something tell my my, but you do look swell Could you please walk a little slower Wonder if you know that you're putting on a show Could you please walk a little closer

I know what you're doing and I'll save you the trouble I saw you wink for the waiter to slip me a double If you want some barroom swinger I'm not the one Cause I don't think a girl's gotta drink to have fun Mama said when I went out in the world drinking ain't the thing for a sweet young girl I didn't listen then but now I'm here to shout That my dear old mama knew what she was talkin' about So if you want another round just order one Cause I don't think a girl's gotta drink to have fun Don't bother bringing a bottle when you call Cause I like my kisses straight or not at all I wanna be sure I remember everyone And I don't think a girl's gotta drink to have fun Mama said when I went out... No I don't think a girl's gotta drink to have fun

I come home in the morning light My mother says, "When you gonna live your life right?" Oh mother dear we're not the fortunate ones And girls, they wanna have fun Oh girls just want to have fun The phone rings in the middle of the night My father yells, "What you gonna do with your life?" Oh daddy dear, you know you're still number one But girls, they wanna have fun Oh girls just want to have That's all they really want Some fun When the working day is done Oh girls, they wanna have fun Oh girls just wanna have fun (girls, They wanna, wanna have fun, girls wanna have) Some boys take a beautiful girl And hide her away from the rest of the world I want to be the one to walk in the sun Oh girls, they wanna have fun Oh girls just wanna have That's all they really...

Mastro! I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny But we can have lots of good fun that is funny It's fun to have fun but you've got to know how ... I know lots of good tricks and I'll- ... There was this cat I knew back home where I was bred. He never listened to a single thing his mother said. He never used the litter box, he made a mess in the halls, that's why they sent him to a vet to cut off both his b- poor, poor, BOY! There wasn't fun, fun, fun. He never learned you can have fun, fun, fun. But less is more. They may ship you off to school So reign it in a little. We can't spell fun without U in the middle. ... There was this highstrung cat, who thought she knew it all. The way she scheduled out her day could drive you off the wall. She liked to be the teacher's pet, always the head of the class. It took a ton of TNT to kill the bug up her a-ASK me was she fun, fun, fun Not a chance, you can't have fun, fun, fun if you're uptight so loosen up and lose those lists, life isn't such a riddle. You can't spell fun without U in the middle. You can juggle, work, and play, but you have to know the way. You can keep afloat a wish, like the way I do this fish. You can be a happy fella, someone throw me that umbrella And that rake, the cake! That's what you make. So have fun, fun, fun. Go insane and have some fun, fun, fun. Just look at me! Fun, fun, fun. No more rain, look it's the sun, sun, sun. So can't you see, I'm as happy as a clam, I'm as fit as a fiddle. Though, the dogs may bark about you and the pure bred, cats may doubt you. But remember this, you can't spell fun without U in the middle.