Fortnite Rap Battle Royale - Dan Bull

Welcome to war kid, you might as well forfeit Got a scoped kar 98 aimed at your forehead I could take down your fort with just a little vintorez Tryna win a chicken dinner I can stick me a fork in We got actual tactics, you have some casual antics We got mechanics and graphics, you dance around with pickaxes You're a imitation of the real thing, just a catfish I'll flush you down like the factory on that map that you're packin' Woo! PubG's back from the dead But no matter man, I'm used to shooting zombies in the head Bro you're poppin' pills if you be thinking you know war But you can never kill the pain cause now you're sucked into the storm Forget realism, I want bizarre Can't touch my guns, But i'mma give you a scar You mad as your developer, it's like you wanna sue dude Don't be getting tilted cause I tower over you! Into battle I have landed Don't care if a fortnight passes I shall be the last one standin' On the battlegrounds Fight through all my matches I won't stop 'till I am champion Now it's time to see who's granted Best royale around Your game's just like its engine, completely unreal Just another genre epic storm thought it could steal Drop, loot, run, shoot, a familiar feel You're just a free carbon copy of the genuine deal You gon' need more than slurp juice if i decide to merc you Those stick walls ain't nothing my molotov couldn't burn through Those colorful toy guns just make me wanna nerf you Have you hidin' in your hut like a police curfew Hunger games and call of duty fusin', I see why you hatin' Cause we took the game you slapped together, made it more creative No adrenaline for aidin', gonna need your team for savin' Cause you down and out, you're loggin' out, your game is old and dated In the junk junction, while I'm sittin' on the throne My numbers are explodin', while your players are unknown My bars hard as my gamers' raps Goin' back to back, back to back Into battle I have landed Don't care if a fortnight passes I shall be the last one standin' On the battlegrounds Fight through all my matches I won't stop 'till I am champion Now it's time to see who's granted Best royale around Two games enter, one game leaves Two games enter, one game leaves Two games enter, my game leaves! I'mma hop in a buggy and see if you can out run me I got a gun that's named tommy who'd like to meet all your buddies Your game is so cartoonish, I feel like elmer fudd hunting I got an sks suppressed, you'll never hear your death coming Think you're crafty, but you're just another notch on my hitlist I'm crashing through with my dacia, those sticks won't fix this You took minecraft, pubg, nazi zombies and mixed it Meet me on the battlefield, you're getting your wig split Think you'll flame through my fort? Please Your whole game's one mode for me Your game stinks, can you not see? Why you think we're always sayin' "Pu, bg" There's no fixin' you, you're always buggin' and you're laggin' Guess your vehicles aren't the only thing that's crashin' Rot with H1Z1, you're beat Everything you did, I did it better and for free Into battle I have landed Don't care if a fortnight passes I shall be the last one standin' On the battlegrounds Fight through all my matches I won't stop 'till I am champion Now it's time to see who's granted Best royale around

I am a spider, hi, how are you? Four pairs of walking boots, I'm Anansi Sinatra Sitting peacefully, content with mingling Until the evening, when my evil senses get to tingling But isn't it a great time, chilling in the daytime? Until the night arrives, and then it's playtime I'll wear four air force pairs at the same time Connect you to my web before giving you some face time Many a brave knight gave a brave fight Until I made a dinner plate of his grave site In the daytime, I'm a web designer Then, when the nighttime arrives, I get kind of wild I'm crawling up your wall Black and hairy, very small Now, I'm up above your head, hanging by a little thread Creepy, crawly, creepy, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly (Bull is the spider) Look, I'm a giant, ungoliant, shelob, an aragog An arukenimon, and I wreck anyone I can, I'm pog A self-propelling hairy hand with eight fingers Wrapped around a pair of scary fangs, ornate pincers Wait a moment, I must finish up a few things Wrap up a customer, pick up a couple loose strings Circadian mood swings change the way I do things I could lose a few limbs, and just be like, "Oops, cringe" Went in to the dentist, and I said to them, "My tooth stings" They didn't find the double entendre, too amusing And I may not be tall, but when I'm climbing up the walls Right behind you, you'll be frightened While you're trying not to fall Right down into the dungeon, find yourself in a conundrum Right in time 'cause I'm inviting you to help me out with luncheon I'm climbing up your spout (creepy, crawly) That rain won't wash me out (creepy, crawly) I'm climbing up your spout (Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly) (Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly) Your mates won't hear you shout (Bull is the Spider) I'm a brain on legs, animated in my element And when I'm spitting venom, it's as if I'm Eminem Picking up the pen again, and dip it in the poison Liquify your innards, turn your organs into hoi sin So bring your boys in, tell them this'll hurt With the main course finished, then I'll have them for dessert Inciting paranoia with a side of violent nausea Call me Dali or Bunuel, while I'm about to slice your cornea A primordial killer, debilitating prey With serrated razor blades dipped in danger mayonnaise I'll eat you in my own home like a takeaway So just let the venom penetrate your brain like theta waves It needn't have to happen in a painful way So lay awake, breathe, count down from ten, and then fade away I'm crawling up your wall (creepy, crawly) Black and hairy, very small (creepy, crawly) Now I'm up above your head (Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly) (Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly) Hanging by a little thread (Bull is the Spider) Well, hello again, friend, I'm a skeleton Hopping on your back like Aladdin on an elephant Accessorizing spiders like a bone white petticoat But we know I'm only here to maximize the SEO We're just some friendly bros, but to you we're deadly foes Dropping every flow like a heavy load wherever we go So let's go, skeleton, my exoskeleton Is ready to propel us to the next little fellow That we find in the mine Digging Redstone diamonds We'll kindly provide him a nice little headstone Inscribed with the line, "Was alive, now he's dead, LOL" I'm climbing up your spout That rain won't wash me out I'm climbing up your spout Your mates won't hear you shout Creepy, crawly, creepy, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly (Bull is the Spider)