Fgteev - Ruslan Barysiuk

Hey can we be friends? Yeah Do you promise Uh huh Friends for ever right Forever Awesome In a field of flowers I Picked one and made a wish on dandelion That from now till the end of time These will be the rainbow friends of mine These rainbow friends of mine These rainbow friends of mine Wait why are they telling me that I should die? Tell me what did I do I just picked up block and you in hot pursuit Why are you coming at me mr. Orange and green Can you give me a clue, wait what are you doing blue Boom I hear them creeping and they crawling And they coming for me following They after me Man they after me I hear them creeping s crawling They coming for me following They my enemies They ain't no friends of me I can't believe that I's fooled into thinking that you was cool Blue, dude did you know, that you big dumb and you drool Ooh, I'm coming for your crown now Better spread the word around town Sneakily I get down, grab out my box and make no sound Green is close but it don't matter cuz he's blind I hear a tummy rumbling, it's orange's feeding time I went up to his hide out, walked in like it was my house Filled up his bowl with food and poisoned it, lights out 1 down, quick descent Next up, I kicked the vent Instant oof, there go the goof I bust out the box and I flown the coop I'm color blind but I need to find that bean Yes, success, now my eyes on green Rock, paper, scissor, shoot Ya I got that scissor look I chop him down to size and now he looking like a baby groot Now it's only me and you blue Embarrass you up on youtube Is exactly what I'm gon-na do But first up here come the hook I hear them creeping and they crawling And they coming for me following They after me Man they after me I hear them creeping and crawling They coming for me following They my enemies They ain't no friends of me He's chuckling in my face But he won't be soon Cause I will disrupt this place When I pop this balloon Talking boom, it's puncturing, he's suffering oooh He's said I I w-w-willl get get you Now he's stuttering, looking like a blue porky pig And I'm about to put an end to this roygbv He took a step towards me and then he fell Cause I dug a huge hole with this cute shovel Yeah he fell and fell down into the deep well But not before I could grab his crown then I yelled I'm the winner, I'm the winner i'm the winner chicken dinner Blue is gone so's the rest of them oh no heres chapter two

I got a story 'bout a psycho pig She's coming for me, she's a psycho pig, she's crazy I don't know what I did to psycho pig Running for my life from a psycho pig Yo, whose house is this, house is this? Don't know, but I gotta get out of it (Where am I?) All the doors have been locked up I'ma find a nice little spot on the couch to sit Yo, danger is definte Why is there so many pictures of Peppa Pig? What in the heck is this? I'm getting really freaked out That's when I see her just creepin' about I'm moving as fast as I can Be all on my back with a bat like she granny Hid in the kitchen, she finds me I'm through Oh, there's some pizza, don't mind if i do This weirdo's near, this gear goes here I'm burning the rubber on my Nikes Broke two by fours on the door Put the code in then busted out with the white key Think I was kidnapped by a psycho pig She really did that, she's a psycho pig, she's crazy! I don't know what I did to psycho pig Running for my life from a psycho pig Went up in the school on the very next day I was up in class, I'm writing an essay Heard the bell ring, and I jumped out my seat But the boarded up door was there blocking the way Yo, she must've followed me here The end is probably near She got the creepiest eye, and I see the evil inside But she got the floppiest ears (aww) But that isn't Piglet, no this one is different And she's on a mission to find me I found me a book, and I put it in place But yo, I was't looking behind me I picked up the carrot and gave it to bunny while running And she took the heat for me to pick up the key Run to the door, bust the lock open with it and leave I'm so exhausted from this psycho pig She's really lost it, she's a psycho pig, she's crazy I don't know what I did to psycho pig Running for my life from a psycho pig It's chapter ten, see Pull up to the mall on my 10-speed I lent my brotha the Bentley Kick down the stand, and then watch 'em all flip While I'm making my entry Then she... (what?) came outta Kohl's with a mean mug Poured out my cup and said "Clean up" Listen here piggy, but you and you homies existing offends me Then she grabbed on to my collar and gave me a wedgie And took about twenty-two dollars, called me a doody head Truly, man, she made me cry until I went and called for my momma I don't know why she's so mean to me I was just trying to get me some pizza See, I wish it wasn't, it is But I admit, I got beat up by a psycho pig Man, I got beat up by this psycho pig Got no idea why this psycho pig's so angry She really whooped me, she's a psycho pig Running for my life from a psycho pig Psycho pig, psycho pig, psycho Psycho pig (psycho) Psycho pig, psycho pig, psycho Psycho pig (psycho) Like a psycho pig, psycho pig, psycho Psycho pig (psycho) Like a psycho pig, psycho pig, psycho Psycho pig (psycho) I got a story 'bout a psycho pig She's coming for me, she's a psycho pig, she's crazy I don't know what I did to psycho pig Running for my life from a psycho pig, oh no

Yeah, yo, yeah, yo Yo! Chillin' in the crib with the fam, right? Got a party planned, it's gon' be a big night But before we get to bumpin' the beats I'm thinkin' maybe we should go and get somethin' to eat There's a McDonald's like just up the street We can make it pretty quick if we just hustle our feet! My son said, "I don't want McDonald's" I said, "Listen buddy I got a real mean craving for some chicken nuggies!" And I'm buyin' so c'mon We slidin' to the spot Where they fry 'em up in grease Then they liе 'em in the box We walkеd in I ran up to the counter like a boss Lemme get a number ten and some sweet n' sour sauce But this dude was rude in a bad mood He gave me 'tude, wasn't cool, I just want food And he was acting in an unpleasant manner and then he said "I promise it's only ketchup on my hammer" Uh okay I just wanted McDonald's So I went to McDonald's But I swear this dude Ronald, he really got it out for me (And I'm just tryin' to eat) I just want some McDonald's So I went to McDonald's But I swear this dude Ronald, he really got it out for me Would you like fries with that? Nah we straight, we gon' wait over there Uh, nevermind that guy's kinda weird But as we was able to sit down That sick clown's like "Wrong table, can't sit here!" Okay dude Yo, why is he acting really mean and nuts? I'm just tryin' to shower the sweet n' sour All over my chicken nuggs But he's acting really creepy got me wonderin' if I'm seein' stuff Went to take a bite, that's when I seen the creeper creepin' up Yo, this is awkward, can you like go away? I can't even eat my food my dude, this was a total waste If you're just gonna stare at us my guy Can you just throw away my tray And we'll hit the room right there where we can go and play? Yay! Time passed before you know it All my homies wylin' out And hoppin' into the foam pit And then he came in all creepy and makin' us nervous And asked how we rated his customer service (It was really bad) I just wanted McDonald's So I went to McDonald's But I swear this dude Ronald, he really got it out for me (How about an apple pie?) I just want some McDonald's So I went to McDonald's But I swear this dude Ronald, he really got it out for me (Ugh what?) Sorry to bother you sir, but I just gotta say Sorry about earlier, first day on the job today Had to get the orientation process Up out of the way, and I can't even figure out Like where to put the mops away Dropped my hammer in the ketchup vat up in the back room Oh, it's really ketchup on that hammer? Yeah dude, what else would it be? Hmm Anyway guy, just wanted to apologize And say have a good day, bye! Oh, and by the way, you almost sat up in some mustard I didn't mean to come off rude I just got really flustered I didn't want to end up messin' your clothes up If it were me with mustard on my pants Yo! I would probably go nuts! Haha! Just kidding man, hope you all enjoyed the food Here's a couple coupons, I got a couple for your boys here too But anyway guys, hope you have a great night You'll come and see us again on another day, right? Uh, yeah I just wanted McDonald's So I went to McDonald's But I swear this dude Ronald, I thought he had it out for me (But he turned out alright) I just want some McDonald's So I went to McDonald's But I swear this dude Ronald, I thought he had it out-