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Father - Hobo Johnson

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@Robert
279
30 Sec

Father - song lyrics

Hi, uh-uhhh, what's up? My name's Frank
Uh Hobo Johnson I hope you like this song
I made it up for my dad, it's for you, Dad, hey

My dad taught me 'bout
The story 'bout the birds and the bees
When the bees turn into wasps and take half of everything
He sounded sure
That a bird doesn't need a full nest
But a bed for our bird heads to rest
He told me son you'll never dunk (WHAT?)
It's family tradition basketball is not for us
Our legs just aren't that springy
My great great uncle almost did but he didn't
He told me son beware
Of the monsters that roam the depths of your head
Sometimes they'll make you real sad or
Or real real mad, or real real jealous and
That's real real bad, boy breathe
Nicotine until you fall asleep like all of our family, breathe
Nicotine until you fall asleep
Like all of our family, like all of our family, like

I'm the new Will Smith
I'm-I'm Will Smith mixed with Michael Cera
I'm Will Smith, Michael Cera
Kevin Spacey
Michael Cera

My father's married to a shape shifting monster
Who can sometimes take the form
Of a really really really nice woman
And although that seems super fucking frightening
Sometimes this scary monster makes
A really really great vanilla pudding, he has courage
But sometimes your courage isn't quite the kryptonite
As the monster runs rampant through the house
Sometimes your courage makes you feel strong
But it seems as if the monster eats your muscles all along
Fucking pickin out your self respect right out it's scary teeth
Her breath smells like pride of self
And other men she used to meet
And the monster doesn't sleep just schemes and fiends
On the next tasty meal it gets to eat
It gets to eat, it gets to eat

I'm the new Will Smith
I'm mixed with Kevin Spacy
I'm the new Will Smith, Kevin Spacey, Michael Cera
What the fuck

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@Annabella
993
There ain't a pair of boots in my closet That ain't scuffed up and walked right through the soles And there ain't a pair of jeans That ain't hanging on by the seams and full of holes I ain't never been inside a three piece suit And my collar's just a worn out shade of blue I try to beat the morning sun out of the bed And then I work like hell 'til the sun goes down And then I rest my head next to The most beautiful thing you've ever seen Lord only knows what she means to me Solid as the rock on her left hand She's proud to be my woman And that's why I'm proud to be her man She has flowers in her hair on Sunday mornin' And she has a bud light in her hand on Friday night She's corn bread in the oven She's wild and crazy loving me just right Oh you know that's right She ain't afraid to put me in my place And she ain't afraid to love me every night, so every day I try to beat the morning sun out of bed Then I work like hell 'til the sun goes down And then I rest my head next to The most beautiful thing you've ever seen Lord only knows what she means to me Solid as the rock on her left hand She's proud to be my woman And that's why I'm proud to be her man And she can rock a dress and cowboy boots Make a rolling stone wanna plant some roots And she's the one thing that I can't afford lose So I try to beat the morning sun out of the bed And then I work like hell 'til the sun goes down And then I rest my head next to The most beautiful thing you've ever seen Lord only knows what she means to me The reason I keep this ring on my left hand She's proud to be my woman That's why I'm proud to be her man She's proud to be my woman And that's why I'm proud to be her man
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@Iga
271
Did you ever have one of those days When it just rains and it rains? You mind and your whole back aches But you get up anyways You gave up your dreams, you got a boss to please It makes you wonder if it's worth it Loosen my chain 'cause even my pain is hurting I said, "Lord won't you give an old boy a break You said you wouldn't give me more than I could take" But this old world, it sure rattles your faith sometimes Well you try and you try and you keep on trying Happy's for sale but you can't buy it How 'bout a little something to ease a man's burden? 'Cause even my pain is hurting My house ain't worth what I owe I've been all my life owing that load And like a sucker I bought what they sold But down here in the ground ain't gold Yeah I've been a caged bird singing Waiting on freedom, feeling like my prayers ain't working Go on and loosen my chain 'cause even my pain is hurting So I said, "Lord cant you give an old boy a break You said you wouldn't give me more than I could take" But this old world can sure rattle your faith sometimes Yeah 'cause you try and you try and you keep on trying Happy's for sale but you can't buy it How 'bout a little something to ease a man's burden? 'Cause even my pain is hurting I got a loaded forty-five laying on to the table Next to a bottle of old Black Label Can't be the only way to ease a man's burden So I said, "Lord won't you give an old boy a break You said you wouldn't give me more than I could take" But this old world can sure rattle your faith sometimes Yeah 'cause you try and you try and you keep on trying Happy's for sale but you can't buy it How 'bout a little something to ease a man's burden? 'Cause even my pain is hurting Oh I say now even my pain, even my pain Mmm, said even my pain is hurting, whoa
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