Dude: you ready? Kef: yeah yeah Dude: alright, we're rollin' Kef: if you show me something precious, I will show you someone blue, And we'll calculate what drives me straight to you The fascination kindled like a spark becomes a flame, And then the fire thickens, And my heart quickens, Every measure i hear your name Evangeline Evangeline Well can you feature an adorable creature More appealing than this world has ever seen? Evangeline Evangeline Her face made equal to the minature features Of a hand-made porcelain figurine Dude: did you just say 'porcelain figurine?' Kef: well, yeah. there's only a handful of words you can rhyme with- y'know what? just don't worry about it. Dude: right. Kef: if i ever fall abandoned on a desert made in blue, I would only wish to spend each day with you Essential artless charm from which impossible to wean It only amplifies those lips those eyes and every freckle that's in between Evangeline Evangeline Far more beauty in a single view than on the pages of a fashion magazine Evangeline Evangeline Can you feature an adorable creature more appealing than this world has ever seen? Evangeline And you know i'd never forget you Until i have you in my arms Dude: uh dude, she's gonna think you're a stalker... Kef: i'm trying to do a solo here Dude: yeah but i mean, you should think about how this is gonna be perceived because i mean, it's a little... crazy you know? I recognize and risk absurdity to call your name this way But i fear there might not be another way Effortless sparkle shines around the angel in your name, And if i never laid my eyes on you i know i wouldn't be the same Evangeline Evangeline Far more beauty in a single view than on the pages of a fashion magazine Evangeline Evangeline To spend an hour in the grip of your power could make any other moment feel a little routine Evangeline Evangeline If i imagine any kind of beauty pageant you are making all adjacent competition look obscene Evangeline Evangeline How could i ever fabricate another woman as my lover there's no other one i'd rather here to be Evangeline Dude: (laughs) you are such a jackass! Kef: yeah, okay, you don't have to- Dude: (singing) evangeliiiiiine! Kef: alright that's enou- Dude: (singing) i love yooou! Kef: alright, fine! Dude: (still singing): will you come back pleeeeease?!

Your Majesty Your kingdom is underneath the sea Apologies for the human race But somehow I know you still see my face So much left to teach Are you an angel? I'll stand on the beach Call me Gabriel and you're my Evangeline Just know that I'll find you again underneath the sea Fuck everyone forever Fuck everything forever and ever Are you an angel? 'Cause I'll wait on the beach Call me Gabriel, my dear Evangeline I'll find you again underwater My beautiful angel Your heaven's down here, aye Fuck everyone forever Fuck everything forever and ever Are you an angel? 'Cause I'll wait on the beach Call me Gabriel, my dear Evangeline

You found me all alone You helped me build a home I had tried before Couldn't pick myself off of the floor And then you came Whispered my name You found me You found me in a dream Tangled, lost at sea I had tried before Always found myself looking for more But then you came Whispered my name You found me You found me all alone You helped me build a home I had tried before Couldn't pick myself off of the floor And then you came Whispered my name You found me

I tried to be happy i tried to be free I tried to accept you accepting me And i tried to escape the fate awaiting me And take times loose from my neck so i can breathe And this could be Just for fun, just for kicks Cause i've had one too many drinks And this heart cannot be fixed Cause i follow fear like faith And i'll dig until the day my life is saved My life is saved Saved Well i played up my virtue and hid my vice I'd only show you naughty if you first showed me nice Cause i thought i knew what a woman's work was I kept from view what you wanted most It was fun playing god And this could be Just for fun, just for kicks Cause i've had one too many drinks And this heart cannot be fixed Cause i follow fear like faith And i'll dig until the day my life is saved My life is saved Saved And this could be Just for fun, just for kicks Cause i've had one too many drinks And this heart cannot be fixed Cause i follow fear like faith And i'll dig until the day my life is saved My life is saved Saved Cause i follow fear like faith And i'll dig until the day my life is saved My life is saved Saved