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Elf's Lament (feat. Michael Bublé) - Barenaked Ladies

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@Suzanna
1,317
20 Sec

Elf's Lament (feat. Michael Bublé) - song lyrics

I'm a man of reason, and they say "'Tis the season to be jolly"
But it's folly when you volley for position

Never in existence has there been such a resistance
To ideas meant to free us
If you could see us, then you'd listen

Toiling through the ages, making toys on garnished wages
There's no union
We're only through when we outdo the competition

I make toys, but I've got aspirations
Make some noise
Use your imagination
Girls and boys, before you wish for what you wish for
There's a list for who's been
Naughty or nice, but consider the price to an elf

A full indentured servitude can reflect on one's attitude
But that silly red hat just makes the fat man look outrageous

Absurd though it may seem, you know, I've heard there's even been illegal doping
And though we're coping, I just hope it's not contagious

You try to start a movement, and you think you see improvement
But when thrown into the moment, we just don't seem so courageous

I make toys, but I've got aspirations
Make some noise
Use your imagination
Girls and boys, before you wish for what you wish for
There's a list for who's been
Naughty or nice, but consider the price to an elf

You look at yourself
You're an elf
And the shelf is just filled with disappointing memories
Trends come and go, and your friends wanna know why you aren't just happy making crappy little gizmos
Every kid knows they'll just throw this stuff away

We're used to repetition, so we drew up a petition
We, the undersigned, feel undermined
Let's redefine "employment"

We know that we've got leverage, so we'll hand the fat man a beverage
And sit back while we attack the utter lack of our enjoyment

It may be tough to swallow, but our threats are far from hollow
He may thunder, but if he blunders, he may wonder where the toys went

I make toys, but I've got aspirations
Make some noise
Use your imagination
Girls and boys, before you wish for what you wish for
There's a list for who's been
Naughty or nice, but consider the price
Naughty or nice, but consider the price
Naughty or nice, but consider the price to an elf

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You never took some time You never needed praise You would work your hands to the bone You would work your hands to the bone You always made the time You got me on my wayㅤ You would work your hands to the bone Just to turn our house to a home A different kind of hero With a different kind of strength Another word for saviour And another word for saint Mother, a fighter and a lover Always there by my side no matter what I am going through And there's no other, the place where we take cover And I know everybody's saying they got the best one But that ain't true 'Cause I do I know I made it tough I know I caused you pain You loved me like the angel, I'm not But you still held me down like a rock There's nothing I could do There's nothing I could say The words can float away through the years So I wrote them down for you here The person that I turn to And the person that I trust The voice inside my head when I think I'm giving up Mother, a fighter and a lover Everything I'll ever have and all I am is because of you And there's no other, the place where we take cover And I know everybody's saying they got the best one But that ain't true 'Cause I do No matter where I go Or where I'm at in life You'll always be my Mother, fighter and a lover Always there by my side no matter what I am going through And there's no other, the place where we take cover And I know everybody's saying they got the best one But that ain't true I know everybody's saying they got the best one But that ain't true 'Cause I do 'Cause I do
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