Guess I'm filled with the Christmas spirit Celebrate a jolly man in red Hope my kids don't find out Santa Clause isn't real Maybe I should have told them about Jesus instead Last time I heard about it He didn't come in a Santa outfit Santa Clause is dead! Guess it's time to thank the Easter bunny again For doing absolutely nothing in my life What the heck do a bunch of colored eggs Have to do with the Son of God being raised back to life Last time I heard about it He didn't rise in an Easter outfit The Easter bunny is dead! Christmas is when I celebrate Jesus' birth Easter's when I celebrate Jesus' resurrection Jesus is alive! If we are so worried about what our kids are going to grow up doing, if we are so worried about our kids growing up and getting on drugs and having premarital sex and getting sexually transmitted diseases, and instead of standing around the Christmas tree and wondering if Santa brought them a present why don't we start telling them about how Jesus Christ died for them how He was born from a virgin named Mary, how He was dead for three days and how He rose again. And how the only way they are going to have eternal life is through His blood. And if they accept Him that they'll go to Heaven. If we start telling our kids about that and maybe we won't have to worry about all this violence going on in the world and maybe we won't have to worry about all our problems as being parents and divorce, maybe we won't have to worry about anything. Why don't we just tell them about Jesus and it might solve some stuff!

You've got a type Pasty skin and dead inside Oh and green eyes Yeah ones that look just like mine And you've got a motive You pulled your hair back Oh I noticed You can relax Oh I make you panic Call me when I'm manic But know that I'll never call you, back I never should have came here in the first place Thinking this might be the end of our days Hedge your bets, get some rest Get these feelings off your chest You picked apart our conversations But there's nothing beneath the surface I'm an asshole, I deserve this Keep it down, hope no one's heard us But I don't want to hurt like this I never meant to hurt like this