Went to a party I danced all night I drank sixteen beers And I started up a fight But now I am jaded You're out of luck I'm rolling down the stairs Too drunk to fuck Too drunk to fuck Too drunk to fuck Too drunk, to fuck I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to fuck I love your stories I like your gun Shooting out truck tires Sounds like loads and loads of fun But in my room Wish you were dead You ball like the baby In Eraserhead Too drunk to fuck Too drunk to fuck Too drunk to fuck I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to fuck Too drunk to fuck Hmm Too drunk to fuck I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to fuck Oh je suis trop bourrée Pour baiser

Oh, I'm tired as fuck Oh, I'm tired as fuck Dry my eyes on the back of my sleeve and do my coat up Oh, I'm tired and stuck Oh, I'm tired as fuck Put down the phone, put on my gloves and wish me luck Wish me luck Oh, I'm tired as hell Oh, I'm tired as hell Busted bed and broken door and I'm keeping to myself Oh, I'm tired as hell Oh, I'm tired as hell Put down the phone, put on my shoes And wish me well Wish me well Never had a prayer to swallow I'll be coming home tomorrow Never had a prayer to follow I'll be coming home tomorrow When I'm tired as fuck Oh, I'm tired as fuck Nothing no one ever can do to bring me back on When I'm tired as fuck Oh, I'm tired as fuck Dry my eyes on the back of my sleeve Just wish me luck Wish me luck Never had a prayer to swallow I'll be coming home tomorrow Never had a prayer to follow I'll be coming home tomorrow Never had a prayer to swallow I'll be coming home tomorrow Never had a prayer to follow I'll be coming home tomorrow

Don't understand a gal' need much lightly Never sure quite what they wanna hear They're all hittin' up the club Drinkin' real expensive buck All I really wanted was some beer Drunk sluts, they're drivin' me nuts Can't hold their lips, so they stick bunch of dicks in their butts When I was younger, used to be, no gal' would have shade on me Now I only sing to me Drunk sluts They say girls comin' up these days are looser One date with them they let you spend a night I click on the internet watching million different porno clips So far I ain't seen the same girl twice Drunk sluts, they're drivin me nuts Can't hold their lips so they stick a bunch of dicks in their butts When I was younger, used to be, no girl would have shade on me Now I only sing to me, drunk sluts I know I'm gettin' older, and every gal' can't be like these Don't get me wrong I like to fuck but it's easier sometimes to pee Girls these days want the dj, not the singer Some douchebag scratching breast up like a moose I'm too distracted to flirt, they're wearing really short skirts You can squint, I can pretty much see her cooch Drunk sluts, they're drivin' me nuts Can't hold their lips, so they stick a bunch of dicks in their butts When I was younger, used to be no girl would have shade on me Now I only sing to me, doesn't give a shit to me Now I only sing to me, drunk sluts

Wheeler Walker Jr. motherfucker I'm back I got pussy on the brain And a dick covered in purple vein Got a girl in Memphis and one in Baton Rogue Dietician in Austin who thinks that my dick is better than food Twins in Oakland: one watches, one pounds away Trainer in Bakersfield keeps her legs open for me, just in case Got an Asian girl, her pussy's inside out Catholic virgin, thinks anal doesn't count Dental assistant in Cleveland My dick still tastes like her mouth, yeah All the panties drop down whenever I sing I'm a country legend, I'm the pussy king I can steal your lady like it ain't no thing Honky tonk hero, I'm the pussy king, yeah Big tittied teacher in Flint, fuck her after class Got a bitty in Reno who uses her mouth to clean out my ass Fucked a mom in Cleveland, her husband was hard and mean He's gonna be a lot meaner next year when his daughter gonna turn 18 Black girl in Harlem with an Afro bush Hick in Boise with corn in her tush Girl in Nashville breaks into my place to wipe my Gibson on her puss Yeah All the panties drop down whenever I sing I'm a country legend, I'm the pussy king I steal your lady like it ain't no thing Honky tonk hero, I'm the pussy king Oh I like that I know you like that Wheeler Hey, Wheeler! Tell me what'cha gonna do with that pussy now, oh What'cha, what'cha, what'cha gonna do with that pussy, pussy Alright break it down here What'cha gonna do Here we go You gotta tame the pussy Gotta tame the pussy Gotta tame the pussy now Tame the pussy gotta Tame the pussy gotta Tame the pussy now Tame the pussy gotta Tame the pussy gotta Tame the pussy now Tame the pussy gotta Tame the pussy gotta Tame the pussy now All the panties drop down whenever I sing I'm a country legend, I'm the pussy king I steal your lady like it ain't no thing Honky tonk hero, I'm the pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy king