Double Eyed Whammy - Tommy Ridgley

I met a big woman With eyes of fury And the voice Is hard as stone Said she'd get me Couldn't live without me Said she'd use her mojo bone Wuaaaaaaaargh She put the whammy Whow, yes, yeaaaaaah She put the whammy Wuaaaaaaaargh She put the whammy On poor poor me Whow, wow, I'm walking sideways Oh, oh, my mind My mind's in neutral [?] Ooouh, she put the evil eyeball Dead on me, aah I bought a shotgun A great, big, long shotgun I put the bell upside her head I said 'release me Hey there, woman, release me Or I'll blow the moonlight Clean through your bald head Wuaaaaaaaargh Whoaaargh She put the whammy Oh, the whammy Yeaaheah, yeeeaheah She put the whammy On poor poor me Wuaaargh, wuaaargh I'm walking sideways, Ooh, my mind's in neutral [?] Aaaargh, She put the evil eyeball Dead on me, wuaargh Moooan, Moooan, Moooan, Moooan,

I need a refueling, I need your kiss Come on now and plant it on my lips I need a refueling, I need your kiss Come on now and plant it on my lips Whammy kiss me, whammy hug Revitalize me, give me whammy love Yeah, whammy kiss me, whammy hug Revitalize me, give me whammy love On Planet X, ohh, it won't be long now I got a light year to get to the phone now I'm gonna contact you when I get home Give it all you got, give it all to me Come on mammy and throw me that whammy I said, "Give it all you got, give it all to me" Come on mammy, throw me that whammy And now I know I need that whammy kiss Whatever you do, I'm just passing the time To get to you to pass the time with you He cannot stand to go into work When he needs some whammy love Whammy! You gotta [Incomprehensible] it right, use it right now I ain't foolin', give me a refuelin' Yeah, whammy kiss me, whammy hug Come on mammy, throw me that whammy On Planet X, ohh, it won't be long now I got a light year to get to the phone now I'm gonna contact you when I get home I ain't foolin', give me a refuelin' And I know he needs that whammy kiss Whatever he do, I'm just passing the time To get to you to pass the time with you On Planet X, ohh, it won't be long now I got a light year to get to the phone now I'm gonna contact you when I get home And I know I need that whammy kiss Whatever you do, I'm just passing the time To get to you to pass the time with you On Planet X And I know he needs that whammy kiss Whatever he do, I'm just passing the time To get to you to pass the time with you On Planet X, ohh, it won't be long now I got a light year to get to the phone now I'm gonna contact you when I get home And I know I need that whammy kiss Whatever you do, I'm just passing the time To get to you to pass the time with you