Dirty Words - Swervo

I'm a feminine Eminem, a Slim Shady lady, But nice cause I texted haiti 90 lady cops on the road and I'm arrested for doing 80. Like Hamlet, all about "words, words, words" Divide a whole into thirds, thirds, thirds. I'm a gay sea otter I blow other dudes out of the water I'm the man muffin, divin', muffin, Cold and fly like an arctic puffin, Puffin' whacky tobaccy Hatin other rappers like I'm Helga Pataki And I've been rockin this mic before electricity Way back in 1000 BCE That's before the common era, era, era, era (era era) WOAH I can't be stopped, flow so sick that it should be mopped up Chick's got a dixie cup, I gotta dick full of helium, I'll fuck you up. A boy, a girl, a middle aged bitch, botox in the third person. I give the perspective a switchin and Bo talks in the third person. Just relax, if you wanna know me, here's two facts I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. Hungry hungry hypocrite I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. Met a girl named Macy, had sex with her all day, But she was dyslexic, so I ended up doin' the YMCA We ballin, asian, wii bowlin, prostate cancer, semi-colon, Find that hole like I'm Stephen Hawking, Atticus Finch, killing, mocking. Cry like a child would, you raped my childhood Just stroll in, roll in your pole into Rolie Polie Olie's colon. To relax my mind I take a walk by the clock and I pass the time and Rhymin, mathematical timin, syntax impacts the intact hymen. I'm an internet provider, came from the web like a horny spider, Fucked a girl in an apple orchard, then came in cider (inside her) I thought AIDS was a butt virus like conjunction junction conjunctivitis I spit gold bars cause I was molested by my uncle Midas. Gay dads blow pops, another sucker, Oedipus was the first motherfucker! I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. Hungry hungry hypocrite I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. (Hypocrite) We the people of the USA Jose, we're not talkin to you, esé. We got a border in order to keep you out, It's what my NYU essay's about Cause we're xenophobic warrior princess, Molested by my uncle sam, is that incest? "I WANT YOU" to smell my finger Does my nephew's sense still linger? South of queers, north of hell, The queer ones suck and the brown ones smell We guard the border and we guard it well But some slip through the cracks of the liberty bell Did I say liberty? I meant taco, Paco, hey you better let that rock go Cause in real life Goliath wins And then sells all the silk that the widow spins. (One more time) I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. Hungry hungry hypocrite I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. (Yeah, break it down now, what) Bitches and hoes, Bo's hoes, oh, bitches and hoes, bitches, hoes. Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist, Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist So take off your bras and burn 'em or you can let me burn 'em, Take off your bras and burn 'em, or you can let Bo burnham burn 'em. Take off your bras and burn 'em, you can let me burn 'em, Take off your bras and burn 'em, burn 'em, you can let Bo burnham burn 'em. (Hoes, Bo's hoes, oh, bitches and hoes, bitches, hoes)

You and me I go die for Fighting for love is the right war Give you no reason to cry for I wanna see you no lights out Give you my heart no try outs Kinda tired of them nights out I'm stayin' in Girl you know you on fire Ain't nobody take me higher You know your hips don't lie nah Make me say Tinga linga ling I do as you please you're ma queen Ten out of ten You got it all me na wish for a ting When I feel incomplete you make me whole I'd do anything just to keep your love Id never go against you I know you know The shit they say about you I don't give a fuck They tried to exaggerate your past Said something bout your last They said something bout the sex I said you the fuckin' best Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Real ting dats what we got here Never trade it for nothing Deaf ears to what the crowd say They know nothin' about us Dirty whisper in my head Gimme a hug wit your arms and legs This part I just like it right here What we doin' none of us can tell Dirty whisper in my head Gimme a hug wit your arms and legs This part I just like it right here What we doin' none of us can tell A kiss before I leave yeah you like dat Try my best to avoid apologies yeah nice You bring happiness in my life A lil crazy you my type Bail on my team for ya I dream about and for ya I'm addicted to ya You and me I go die for Fighting for love is the right war Give you no reason to cry for Real ting dats what we got here Never trade it for nothing Deaf ears to what the crowd say They know nothin' about us Dirty whisper in my head Gimme a hug wit your arms and legs This part I just like it right here What we doin' none of us can tell Dirty whisper in my head Gimme a hug wit your arms and legs This part I just like it right here What we doin' none of us can tell