Her high heels on the red carpet Her perfect hair blowing in the wind With her designer jeans and fake eyelashes Crooning "thanks y'all" to the crowd between the flashes She may be singing 'bout the country Puttin' out the hits But those boots sure never stepped in horseshit So thank God she lives in the city 'Cause country ain't never been pretty Hear the rooster crow at the crack of dawn You've already been at it for hours You're thankful there's no cameras 'Cause you make an awful face The first sit in a cold tractor seat just can't be done with grace Instead of hairspray and curls You got hay and dirt Slammed your unpainted nails into a barn door But It's alright to look kinda shitty 'Cause country ain't never been pretty So simply as it seems, who needs brand-name jeans? Your man's hands are gonna cover the label anyways, woo Country ain't never been pretty And that's alright 'Cause if your heads on straight, your hair will be fine You might not get it at first, but you'll come around And see, your legs look great with both feet on the ground All right Please stop me if you get it already Country ain't never been pretty You can spend eight hours at the gym every day But then who would bale the hay? You could iron your shirt and polish your boots But then you may as well go put on a suit The glitter and glamour, the fortune and fame The sugar-free soy vanilla lattes Leave all that to the folks in the city 'Cause country ain't never been pretty It's easier than you think Just buy a round of drinks Beer goggles are cheaper than Gucci glasses anyway Woo! Country ain't never been pretty, and that's alright 'Cause if your head's on straight, your hair will be fine You might not get it at first, but you'll come around And see your legs look great with both feet on the ground All right Please stop me if you get it already If you've heard anything I've said in this ditty I'll say it plain, I'm not trying to be witty Country ain't never been pretty

You could be sittin' all the way on the other end Of this beach seat Thinkin' How being right here right now's the last place You outta be Keeping that small talk rollin' Just enough to keep me from knowing the real you But baby, you ain't You're straight up wrecking me Sittin' right next to me All up in my head like a number one melody Loving everything, everything that you're tellin' me Opening up when you oughta be pushing me away But baby, you ain't I could be be taking these kisses off your lips a little to far Let my head do the talking Instead of letting you hear from my heart Acting like you ain't driving me crazy I'm only into you just a little kinda maybe Awe, but baby, baby I ain't Straight up wrecking me Sittin' right next to me All up in my head like a number one melody Loving everthing, everything that you're tellin' me Opening up whe you oughta be pushing me away Awe, but baby, you ain't You're straight up wrecking me Sittin' right next to me (Yeah) (Said) You're straight up wrecking me Sittin' right next to me You're straight up wrecking me Sittin' right next to me All up in my head like a number one melody Loving everyhing, everything that you're telling me Opening up when you oughta be pushing me away Yeah, pushing me away Awe but baby, you ain't

The world's standin' still on the 405 The vampires ain't out on Mullholand Drive Heart breaker smiles everywhere you turn Some learn too fast, some crash and burn And the sun still shines all the time And the sky's still blue And the stars shine bright every night Like they used to Oh, but it ain't California No, it ain't California No, it ain't California without you American girls with those golden tans Running down their dreams buried in the sand Still bettin' it all on that Hollywood sign Hell, even the losers get lucky sometimes And the sun still shines all the time And the sky's still blue And the stars shine bright every night Like they used to Oh but it ain't California It ain't California No, it ain't California without you Since you've been gone the music keeps on goin' Would've followed you to the great wide open Me and Mary Jane, yeah we shed some tears We're both free fallin' without you here And the sun still shines all the time And the sky's still blue And the stars shine bright every night Like they used to Oh but it ain't California It ain't California No, it ain't California without you (The stars shine bright every night, just like they used to) It ain't California No, it ain't California No, it ain't California without you (The stars shine bright every night, just like they used to) It ain't California No, it ain't California No, it ain't California without you

Easy, easy, easy, easy It ain't easy, it ain't easy Easy, easy, easy... Yeah I used to be alright just saying goodnight Maybe see you tomorrow Yeah I could go a couple of days Just doing my thing Whatever I wanted But now, your kisses hit me like lightning Can't fight it, girl you put it on me Yeah you stone me, when you ain't with me I ain't nothing but lonely It ain't easy anymore When I'm walking out your door My feet drag across the floor And it just about kills me I hate picking up my keys I hate kissing you goodbye No i ain't gonna lie With that look in your eyes And your arms around me Girl believe me It ain't easy anymore No it ain't easy, that's for sure Something different 'bout a Friday night And the neon lights if you ain't beside me Now I love it when you call me on the phone Saying "hurry on home" you got something special on And it's just for me Damn you make it hard to leave It ain't easy anymore When I'm walking out your door My feet drag across the floor And it just about kills me I hate picking up my keys I hate kissing you goodbye No i ain't gonna lie With that look in your eyes And your arms around me Girl believe me It ain't easy leaving my baby in the bed And driving away knowing the last thing you said Was "don't go, don't leave, lay here with me" Girl you're making me crazy It ain't easy, no, no, no, it ain't easy It sure ain't baby, yeah baby It ain't easy anymore When I'm walking out your door My feet drag across the floor And it just about kills me I hate picking up my keys I hate kissing you goodbye No i ain't gonna lie With that look in your eyes And your arms around me Girl believe me It ain't easy anymore No it ain't easy, walking out your door Mmm, no it ain't easy, no, no No it ain't easy walking out your door It ain't easy, oh, it ain't easy

Well I ain't never, I ain't never Seen nobody like you, no, no, no Never have I ever seen nobody like you You call me up and say to meet me at nine I have to hurry, hurry, but I'm there on time I walk right up and knock on your door The landlord says she ain't a here, no more I ain't never oh, darling seen nobody like you Hoo, hoo, but I love you, yeah, I love you I love you just the same Well, you tell me sweet things that you don't mean You've got me a living in a haunted dream You make me do things, I don't wanna do My friends say, oh Webb, what's wrong with you I ain't never oh, darling seen nobody like you Hoo, hoo, but I love you, yeah, I love you I love you just the same I love you just the same I love you just the same

(Writers: Jay Livingston, Ray Evans) City sidewalks, busy sidewalks, Dressed in holiday style, In the air there's a feeling of Christmas. Children laughing, people passing, Meeting smile after smile, And on every street corner you hear. Silver bells, silver bells, It's Christmastime in the city. Hear the bells go ding-a-ling, hear them ring, Soon it will be Christmas day. Strings of street lights, even stop lights Blink a bright red and green As the shoppers rush home with their treasures. Hear the snow crunch, see the kids bunch, This is Santa's big scene, And above all this bustle you hear. Silver bells, silver bells, It's Christmastime in the city. Hear the bells go ding-a-ling, hear them ring, Soon it will be Christmas day...

I took a double take out on the interstate When I saw her makin' eyes at me So I followed her down to Clubhouse Drive Past the pool on the eighteenth green And in the parkin' lot I said, "It's mighty hot Maybe I could buy you a beer" She said, "I'm glad you asked but I'll have to pass 'Cause only members are allowed in here" And I said I'm a member of a country club Country music is what I love I drive an old Ford pick-up truck I do my drinkin' from a Dixie cup Hey, I'm a bona fide dancin' fool I shoot a mighty mean game of pool At any honky-tonk roadside pub I'm a member of a country club You look so invitin', thought it might be excitin' For a woman with a limousine To go bouncin' around in a beat up truck With a man in wore out jeans Yeah, it's five o'clock before Friday night Here's where the fun begins So don't worry 'bout your reputation 'Cause you can tell all your friends I'm a member of a country club Country music is what I love I drive an old Ford pick-up truck I do my drinkin' from a Dixie cup Hey, I'm a bona fide dancin' fool I shoot a mighty mean game of pool At any honky-tonk roadside pub Well, I'm a member of a country club Yeah, I'm a member of a country club Country music is what I love I drive an old Ford pick-up truck I do my drinkin' from a Dixie cup Hey, I'm a bona fide dancin' fool I shoot a mighty mean game of pool At any honky-tonk roadside pub Well, I'm a member of a country club At any honky-tonk roadside pub Well, I'm a member of a country club

Well, I'm a runnin' down the road, tryin' to loosen my load, I've got seven women on my mind: Four that wanna own me, two that wanna stone me, One says she's a friend of mine. Take it easy, take it easy, Don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy. Lighten up while you still can, don't even try to understand, Just find a place to make your stand and take it easy. Well, I'm a standin' on a corner in Winslow, Arizona And such a fine sight to see: It's a girl, my Lord, in a flat bed Ford Slowin' down to take a look at me. Come on, baby, don't say maybe. I gotta know if your sweet love is gonna save me. We may lose and we may win though we will never be here again. So open up, I'm climbin' in, so take it easy. Well, I'm a runnin' down the road, tryin' to loosen my load, Got a world of trouble on my mind. Lookin' for a lover who won't blow my cover, She's so hard to find. Take it easy, take it easy, Don't let the sound of your own wheels make you crazy. Come on, baby, don't say maybe. I gotta know if your sweet love is gonna save me. Oh, we got it easy, We oughta take it easy.