Clair - Gilbert O'Sullivan

Whoa, yeah Hey, oh Yeah, ayy Boy, you look like a cock-a-doodle-doo Whoa, whoa Yeah, whoa Yeah, here's the track, yeah Y'all thought we left? We'll never leave New York City to Atlanta, baby Alright Yeah, I'm sitting pretty but I'll leave you scarred 'Bout to pop some bottles on the fuckin' boulevard I don't need your car, yeah, my Uber's large Lip gloss shining, you see it from afar Just like Michael Jackson, I'm a smooth criminal Just like Michael Jackson, I'm a moon-walking hoe I'm hanging with the cutest crew You know how I do, Clair-Clair too We be pulling through In the nicest silks with the strongest drinks You know what I mean, it's the sweetest thing Honestly, just look at you then look at me I'm feelin' pretty, no matter the city, we're packin' knives And we out here ending lives (ring, ding-ding, all day, baby) If I die tonight, I'ma make it look pretty Yeah, I'm in your spot, yeah, I'm in your city Actin' real rude, bad attitude Actin' real goofy but if I cuss you out, I'ma make it look pretty If I start a fight, I'ma make it look pretty Yeah, I'm in your spot, yeah, I'm in your city Actin' real rude, bad attitude Actin' real goofy, but if I get kicked out I'ma make it look pretty Get up out my face, you look like a reptile Need Bindi Irwin in case it's about to get wild Don't follow me when you're looking like Vincent Gallo Keep a taser in my purse, no that shit's not hollow If I beat you up, I'ma make it look pretty Nails still intact and yeah I'm still witty If we in this thing, it's about to get litty You can have the spotlight in a little bitty (ring, ding-ding) If I die tonight, I'ma make it look pretty Yeah, I'm in your spot, yeah, I'm in your city Actin' real rude, bad attitude Actin' real goofy, but if I cuss you out, I'ma make it look pretty If I start a fight, I'ma make it look pretty Yeah, I'm in your spot, yeah, I'm in your city Actin' real rude, bad attitude Actin' real goofy, but if I kick it out, I'ma make it look pretty Make it pretty, make it pretty, make it pretty, make it pretty, make it Make it pretty, make it pretty, make it pretty, make it pretty, make it Make it pretty, make it pretty, make it pretty, make it pretty, make it Make it pretty, make it pretty, make it pretty, make it pretty, make it Make it pretty, make it pretty, make it pretty, make it pretty, make it

Aye, aye, aye, woo! Ya, woo! Slay Fuck the NRA, but I'll blow your fucking house out With a gun baby, I don't give a fuck, your light's out She's a little bitch She's my mini me, wannabe Pull up to the party, bet your boo wanna leave with me I've got lots of friends, and they all wanna die for me Even enemies wanna get a co-sign from me She's a little bitch She's my mini me, wannabe Pull up to the party, bet your boo wanna leave with me I must be a cake because they all want a slice of me Higher than a jet, even clouds wanna copy me Rapping on this Runescape type beat Thinking about someone who's been trying to try me Stay steady eyeing me Is that a glizzy, or are you happy to see me? Haters can't decide if they're mad or wanna be me Either way, I don't care Realest bitches in the room, always me and Claire That's why the bouncer gave us the all clear I'ma Jordan Sparks you That's right, no air She's a little bitch She's my mini me, wannabe Pull up to the party, bet your boo wanna leave with me I got lots of friends, and they all wanna die for me Even enemies wanna get a co-sign from me She's a little bitch She's my mini me, wannabe Pull up to the party, bet your boo wanna leave with me I must be a cake because they all want a slice of me Higher than a jet, even clouds wanna copy me

Spent the summer having fun Finally think I found the one Can't get you out of my mind Kind of ugly, but love is blind I've got a crush Think I've got a crush I've got a crush Think I've got a crush (on you) Wow, I think I've got a crush (ay) I think he's cute, but my friends think I'm nuts (Hey, big head) he stays in my brain (Hey, big head) got me going insane Let's hang and watch Purple Rain (pow, pow) You've got my attention (pow, pow) You kinda look like a duck But a bitch might start quackin' (pow) I've got my eye on many I've got four boyfriends, I need plenty Three to dine me and one for the Henny Can't trade you for any Wanna chill and watch Kangaroo Jack with you Even though you look like a motherfuckin', uh Zoboomafoo Spent the summer having fun Finally think I found the one Can't get you out of my mind Kind of ugly, but love is blind I've got a crush Think I've got a crush I've got a crush Think I've got a crush on you Got me smiling, got my crying Got me jealous, acting violent Got me lying, got me denying All my old crushes I wanna take a trip Hold hands and dip Don't need a relationship Saving you for later like some chips (pow) You're a smooth operator Unlike any other (woo) Just a crush though AKA love undercover (woo) You're not my main, babe But you're the HBIC This is easy Like ABC 123 Spent the summer having fun Finally think I found the one Can't get you out of my mind Kind of ugly, but love is blind I've got a crush Think I've got a crush I've got a crush Think I've got a crush on you

I've no wish to hurry you luv But have you seen the time? It's quarter to ten and we're supposed to be there at nine I don't think the registrar Will be very pleased When we show up an hour late Like two frozen peas Both now facing for the first time Presently and past Something that begins with M And ends in alas More than not complete disaster Even from the start What could it be...? It's Matrimony I know how you've dreamt about Being walked down the aisle But think of the money we'll save And you'll see it's worthwhile It won't please our mums and dads But they don't even know Besides if they did what's the betting They wouldn't even go You and me are all that matters Disregard the rest Trust your soon to be old man He knows what is best Very shortly now there's going to be An answer from you Then one from me That's matrimony Oh, I'm truly grateful for the little things in life That have made me so glad Every other hour that I spend with you Is not in the least bit sad Quite the opposite in fact And if you don't believe me Here's the proof Ask me if I and I'll say "Aye, I do" You and me are all that matters Disregard the rest Trust your soon to be old man He knows what is best Very shortly now there's going to be An answer from you Then one from me That's matrimony Marriage - the joining together of two people For better or for worse till death them do part Ole!

It's over now you've had your fun Get up them stairs go on quickly Don't run Take off your shoes the both of you's Leave them down outside the door turn the landing light off, No wait, leave it on it might make the night that easier to be gone And in the morning who'll be wide a wake and eating snow flakes as Opposed to those flakes. (We Will) We Will (We Will) We will That afternoon we spend the day with uncle Frank (remember?) and His wife auntie Mae well do you know since then I've recieved Up to four letters all of which repeat the same they say Thrilled to bits can't believe you came we relived it both Over time and time again and if there's Even a chance or even half you might be our way Would you promise to stay (We will) We will (We will) We Will Yeah.yeah.yeah Oh its no easy pretending that you Cannot hear once you've suffered the reflections within It's no use in an ending to proclaim from the start that the Moral of the stories to begin. On Sunday next if the weather holds we'll have that game But I bagsy-being-in-goal not because I'm good Or because I think I should it's just that well at My age I think standing still would really suit me best Do we all agree? Hands up those who do hands up those who don't I see well in that case will we please be kind enough if not On Sunday to go to mass on Monday (We will) We will (We will) We will yeah yeah (We will)