Chill to Survive - Shepard Audio

C-c-c'mon, c-c-c-c'mon Go, go! C-c-c'mon, c-c-c-c'mon Go go! I'm waiting for my porno to load My brain is gonna freakin' explode And now of course it's time to hit the road Which means I'll be uncomfortable all-day But that really isn't such a change If I'm not feeling weird or super strange My life would be in utter disarray 'Cause freaking out is my okay Good morning, time to start the day! C-c-c'mon, c-c-c-c'mon Go, go! C-c-c'mon, c-c-c-c'mon Go go! Now, should I take a bus or walk instead? I feel my stomach filling up with dread When I get nervous my whole face goes red Dude, weigh the options calmly and be still A junior on the bus is killer weak But if I walk when I arrive I'm gonna straight up reak And my boxers will be bunchy and my pits will leak Ugh, God, I wish I had the skill To just be fine and cool and chill I don't wanna be a hero Just wanna stay in the line I'll never be your Rob DeNiro For me Joe Pesci is fine So I follow my own rules And I use them as my tools To stay alive I don't wanna be special, no no I just wanna survive C-c-c'mon, c-c-c-c'mon Go, go! C-c-c'mon, c-c-c-c'mon Go go! So, Jenna Roland said Madeline told Jake, "I'll only have sex with you if you beat me at pool" And then she lost at pool Deliberately! That is so awesome! Brooke! I mean slutty And the Madeline was all like- I'm telling the story, Jenna! Oh my God, he's like totally getting off on that Ugh! Yo, don't touch me tall ass! Sorry, I was just trying to get to- Jakey D! Yo, what's the story with Madeline? Oh, man, I shouldn't say But it's a good thing I rock at pool I navigate the dangerous halls Focus on a poster there on the wall Avoiding any eye contact at all And trying hard to remain unseen The poster's closer now, what does it say? It's a sign-up for the afterschool play It's a sign-up sheet for getting called gay And that's not what I need right now End scene I hang a left and there's Christine Christine Christine Christine Canigula Christine Did you say something? I... Uh- Well, that was smooth Yeah, that was super pimp My Mac Daddy game couldn't be more limp No time to wallow No, instead, just clear your brain and move ahead Accept that you're one of those guys Who'll be a virgin 'til he dies I don't wanna be a baller Just want some skills to count on If my nuts were any smaller They would be totally gone If I continue at this rate The only thing I'll ever date Is my MacBook Pro hard-drive I don't wanna be Clooney, no no I just wanna survive Michael! Jeremy, my buddy How's it hanging? Lunch is banging Had my sushi Got my slushie and more! The roll was maki maki and I'm feeling kinda cocky 'Cause that girl at Sev' Elev' gave me a generous pour You're listening to Bob Marley again, aren't you? Oh, I'm listening to Marley And the groove is hella gnarly And we're almost at the end of this song Yeah, that was the end Now tell me, friend How was class? You look like ass What's wrong? I wrote Christine a letter telling her how I feel That's progress! Yeah, I tore it up and flushed it Oh It's still progress It's all good! Hey, I saw on discovery That humanity has stopped evolving That's... good? Evolution is survival of the fittest, right? But now, because of technology You don't have to be strong to survive Which means there's never been a better time in history to be a loser! Ha! So own it! Why try to be cool when you could be- Signing up for the play! I was gonna say getting stoned in my basement, but- No! I mean look who's signing up for the play! Christine Christine Christine Christine Canigula Christine Christine Christine Christine Canigula Christine Canigula I feel my body moving through the air See my converse walking over there Take a shaky breath and I prepare Who cares if people think I'm lame? Christine signed, I'll do the same I grab the pen, I write my name Gay! (Hahahahahaha) (Ah, I like gay people) I'm never gonna be the cool guy I'm more the one who's left out Of all the characters at school I am not the one who the story's about Why can't someone just help me out? And teach me how to thrive Help me to more than survive (Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na) More than survive (Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na) More than survive (Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na) If this was an apocalypse I would not need any tips In how to stay alive But since the zombie army's yet to descend And the period is going to end I'm just trying my best to pass the test and Survive (C-c-c'mon, c-c-c-c'mon, go go) Survive (C-c-c'mon, c-c-c-c'mon, go go) C-c-c'mon, c-c-c-c'mon, go go Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

I think the hardest part of being gone Is knowing you're alone tonight I wish I was by your side This road I'm on, it has no end in site I'm feeling so alone tonight I wish I was by your side Cause I need you, do you need me? And I can feel you from miles away As these white lines, they guide me tonight In all directions but where I wanna be So save me cause I can't save myself I'm waiting, I think I need some help I know I left you mid-September Summer's gone and the leaves falling off again I think the hardest part of being home Is feeling so unknown tonight I wish I was by your side This road you're on, it has no end in site I'm feeling so alone tonight I wish you were by my side Cause I need you, do you need me? And I can feel you from miles away As these white lines, they guide you tonight In all directions but where I want you to be Please save me cause I can't save myself I'm waiting, I think I need your help Oh, I know you left me mid-September Summer's gone and the leaves falling off again Touch me, never let me go Hold me, make me feel at home Touch me, never let me go Hold me, make me feel at home Please save me cause I can't save myself I'm waiting, I think I need your help Oh, I know you left me mid-September Summer's gone and the leaves falling off again, again, again Tell you the things that make you want to stay That makes you want to scream Can you just tell me one day that things are gonna change Cause I need you next to me, I need you next to me Touch me, never let me go Hold me, make me feel at home Touch me, never let me go Hold me, make me feel at home

I'm amazed in the way that we've got this far At the pace we're going, you'll think we're done Amazed in the way that we're all still here Just looking at our last 50 years And our task, in the west in the years to come Does the dollar really matter when our whole world's gone? Worry about yourself, while the world still turns Waiting 'til we watching it burn, out here Stuck in a revolving door And caught in our race for sure Just look into your eyes Now do we have the strength to survive? Stuck in a revolving door And caught in our race for sure Just look into your eyes Now do we have the strength to survive if I live here? It's not like cigarettes, not like your TVs Bigger and brighter than any other thing Just consume less, and giving back more And live our old ways at the door And I'll wait, if we don't We can kiss it goodbye Our sun, our moon, our earth and our sky Our world will recover in a billion years But if we're not living here When we are Stuck in a revolving door And caught in our race for sure Just look into your eyes Now do we have the strength to survive? When we are Stuck in a revolving door And caught in our race for sure Just look into your eyes Now do we have the strength to survive? C'mon, do we have strength to survive? C'mon, do we have strength to survive? C'mon, do we have strength to the- Do we have strength to the- Do we have strength to survive? When we are Stuck in a revolving door And caught in our pace for sure Just look into your eyes Do we have the strength to survive?