I miss you My missus Piano-oooo I promise I'm not with a- 'Nother man tho-oooo My new girl She plays Sweet and strong But it does not Compare to your Out of tune song My girl My girl I swear I won't be long 'Til we can play Our bug riddled songs My girl My girl I know I've Gone away But I can't help But miss the Way you play

You turned me into the softest bitch I know I used to wilt flowers, now I make them grow I was sour, I was mean, kids would cry when they looked at me But that all changed Love made me approachable Love made me sweet It's fucking miserable But it can't be beat Love made me cordial It never ends I want to terrify you But instead we're friends Love made me soft For the best You turned me into Gandhi's little cousin I spread peace and joy, like I'm not above them I miss the days when I was nasty, Christians wouldn't dare to pass me But that all changed Love made me approachable Love made me sweet It's fucking miserable But it can't be beat Love made me cordial It never ends I want to terrify you But instead we're friends Love made me soft For the best

I'll bet on you, baby, 'til the day I die I'd say let's get married, but that made you cry I'll bet on you, darlin' 'til the day we part But I hope that I kick first, 'cause it'd break my little heart I'll bet on you, sweetheart, like a game of cards And if I lose my hand, I'm sure it's worth the charge To love and to loss is worth the cost So I'm wagering forever just to be in your arms I'm playing with fire In the sense, I feel warm And I swear to fucking God, I'll weather the storms I'm running the numbers and counting the days Until you tack on my made-up last name If this won't convince you to take on the part My piano's already wearing your name in a heart If this overwhelms you and you fade away Just please be kind, I see my scar every fucking day You stitched up my forehead And made my house home Now every chair I sit in, it feels just like a throne My words fail me daily to show where I stand But good God took on new meaning when you tattooed it on my hand I'm playing with fire In the sense, I feel warm And I swear to fucking God, I'll weather the storms I'm running the numbers and counting the days Until you tack on my made-up last name

Ien Twa Trije Fjouwer You know, it feels good To stay out this late The last guy I knew Said be home by eight You know it's getting hard To not come up to you Cause when I heard your voice You threw me out of tune What do I do, yeah What do I do, yeah What do I do, yeah What do I do? And Oh, Shit! I think it's time that I admit You're just my type do you get it? So I gotta ask Do you like the girl in red? And God Damn! Things are getting way out of hand And in the background there's a baby grand Hyping me up so I just stood there and said "You know I really like you, but are you like... You know?" (You Bastard) She walks away and laughs and I feel like an ass So then I go back home I don't check my phone I woke up the next day a DM said hey It was the girl from that Party that I was at What do I do, yeah What do I do, oh What do I do, yeah What do I do? I said hey sorry if I was too straightforward She said "No, it's not that-- Honestly I was honored." I said "Then why'd you turn away and sneer?" She said "It's just that we already went on a date Last year" Oh, shit! I fucked this one up I will admit I've got the memory of a goldfish But since I'm here now do you wanna try this one again? And God damn! She tells me we had a one night stand And if she recalls it was quite grand But I fucking swear that I've never seen her before Are you fucking kidding me? That's kind of fucked up I'm the fucking worst I've been there, Rio, you're alright No, no no no no Hold on, hold on Since I saw her like a year before She grew out her hair And she like started wearing makeup again And then I didn't feel like such a fucking asshole for not Recognizing her Oh my god That's a little problematic, Rio, dontcha think?

Boom ba da Doom ba da Boom ba da Doom ba da Boom ba da Doom ba da Boom ba da Doom ba da Aaaaa Over and over and Over and over and Over and over Over and over I fuck myself over And under and under I do it again Morning and evening I felt I was grieving Until I said fuck you And never again Daytime or night time I feel I'm on my time But my time is fickle Just like a friend And with my departure From the pain I harbor I feel I am sinking And sailing to swim Over and over and Over and over and Over and over and Over and Over and over and Over and over and Over and over and Over and over and Over and over and Over and over and Over and over and Over and over and Over and over and Over and over and Over and over and Over and over Over and over and Over and over and Over and over and Over and over and And with my departure From the pain I harbor I feel I am sinking And sailing to swim

If I leave tomorrow, would you be alright? Would you be filled with sorrow? Would you put up a fight? How can I protect you when I don't feel alright? If I just vanished, do you think you'd manage? Or would you disappear right beside me? Do you think you're ready when I go unsteady? Lover, please prepare for my absence If I left the country, would you search and search? Or would you give up easy and find me in the dirt? Would I live forever? Or blend right into earth? If I just vanished, do you think you'd manage? Or would you disappear right beside me? Do you think you're ready when I go unsteady? Lover, please prepare for my absence Absence makes the heart grow stronger Pray my baby will not squander everything to gain by my leaving And if I can return the favor Pray my baby always savors every moment we were both present 'Cause if I just vanished, do you think you'd manage? Or would you disappear right beside me? Do you think you're ready when I go unsteady? Lover, please prepare for my absence