Boondocks - VeggieTales

Arr! Arr! ARr! ARR! We are the pirates who don't do anything, We just stay at home and lie around, And if you ask us to do anything, We'll just tell you we don't do anything! Well, I've never been to Greenland, And I've never been to Denver, And I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul, And I've never been to Moscow, And I've never been to Tampa, And I've never been to Boston in the fall! 'Cause We're the pirates who don't do anything, We just stay at home and lie around, And if you ask us to do anything, We'll just tell you we don't do anything! And I never hoist the mainstay, And I've never swabbed the poop deck, And I never veer to starboard, Cause I never sail at all. And I've never walked the gangplank, And I've never owned a parrot, And I've never been to Boston in the fall! 'Cause were the pirates who don't do anything, We just stay at home and lie around, And if you ask us to do anything, We'll just tell you we don't do anything! Well, I've never plucked a rooster, And I'm not too good at ping pong, And I've never thrown my mashed potatos, Up against the wall. And I've never kissed a chipmunk, And I've never gotten head lice, And I've never been to Boston in the Fall! (Spoken part) Pirate Captain's Log, 2002, Who be this band Relient K? And why be they so full of contradictions? We don't know, what he did, But we're down with Captain Kidd, We don't wake up before lunch, But we all eat Captain Crunch, We don't smoke, We don't chew, We watch Captain Kangaroo! And I've never licked a spark plug, And I've never sniffed a stinkbug, And I've never painted daisies, On a big red rubber ball. And I've never bathed in yogurt, And I don't look good in leggings, And I've never been to Boston in the fall! (Ladies and Gentlemen, let's give 'em a big hand!) We are the pirates who don't do anything, We just stay at home and lie around, And if you ask us to do anything, We'll just tell you we don't do anything! We're the pirates who don't do anything, We just stay at home and lie around, And if you ask us to do anything, We'll just tell you we don't do anything!

And now it's time for Silly Songs With Larry, The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls Larry the Cucumber presents, In a sequential image, stereo-phonic, multi-media event The Song Of The Cebu! Cebu! This is a song about a boy, A song about a little boy and his cebus, A song about a little boy and his three cebus! The little boy who had a sick cebu, A sad Cebu And a mute Cebu And also a hippo Umm, umm, This is me at the airport, This is my aunt Ruth, This is me in a bull fight, This is me fighting a bull, (Oooh) This is me and the bull (Aaah) This is me and the bull And i think that's the bull's cousin, He's a cebu. Hold it! You call this a multi-media event? This is a slide projector and, and a bed sheet! And what on Earth is a cebu anyway? It's kinda like a cow, see? Yes, well very good, This could be interesting, Carry on Cebu! Sing it with me! Cebu (Cebu) Boy is riding with cebu (Boy is riding the cebu) Into town in his canoe (Into town in his canoe) Sick cebu is rowing and sneezing Achoo moo moo achoo moo moo Achoo moo moo achoo moo moo Achoo moo moo (Achoo moo moo achoo moo moo Achoo moo moo ahcu moo moo Achoo moo moo achoo moo moo moo moo) Hippo chewing on bamboo (Hippo chewing on bamboo) Can't see boy and three Cebu (Can't see boy and three Cebu) Sad cebu is rowing and crying Ba hoo moo moo ba hoo moo moo Ba hoo moo moo ba hoo moo moo moo moo (Ba hoo moo moo ba hoo moo moo Ba hoo moo moo ba hoo moo moo Ba hoo moo moo moo moo) Cebu! (Cebu!) Cebu! (Cebu!) Achoo moo moo ba hoo moo moo ba hoo moo moo Achoo moo moo achoo moo moo boo hoo moo moo Cebu! Hippo seen by mute cebu (Hippo seen by mute cebu) Tries to tell the other two (Tries to tell the other two) Mute cebu is waving and grunting Uhmmm, uhmmm, Uhmmm, uhmmm, uhmmm (Uhmmm, uhmmm, uhmmm, Uhmmm, uhmmm, uhmmm, uhmmm) Uh oh Wait! What happens next? Um Does the hippo see them? Is the poor mute cebu successful in communicating the eminent danger To the other passengers? Is the boy injurered? Why is the sad cebu sad? Is the canoe wood? Or aluminum? This is quite disappointing I'm going to have to speak to Bob about this. Oh look a Cebu! (Cebu) No wait, thats a water buffalo No more song about cebu Need another verse or two Audience is standing and leaving Bye-bye moo moo bye bye moo Bye-bye moo moo moo moo I want my money back Yeah, that'd be good

And now it's time for 'Silly Songs with Larry', the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr. Lunt, who together make up The infamous gang of scalliwags, the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you We don't do anything! Well, I've never been Greenland And I've never been to Denver, And I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul, And I've never been to Moscow And I've never been to Tampa, And I've never been to Boston in the fall 'Cause we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything We just stay home and lie around And if you ask us to do anything, We'll just tell you We don't do anything And I never hoist the mainstay And I never swab the poop deck, And I never veer to starboard 'Cause I never sail at all, And I've never walked the gang plank And I've never owned a parrot, And I've never been to Boston in the fall 'Cause we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything We just stay at home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you We don't do anything! Well, I've never plucked a rooster And I'm not too good at ping-pong, And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, And I've never kissed a chipmunk And I've never gotten head lice, And I've never been to Boston in the fall Huh? What are you talking about? What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate? Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about pirate-y things!" Oh ... And who ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up? Am I right? What do you think? I think you look like Cap'n Crunch! Huh? No I don't! Do too Do not! You're making me hungry That's it, you're walkin' the plank! Says who? Says the captain, that's who! Oh, yeah? Aye aye, Cap'n Crunch! And I've never licked a spark plug And I've never sniffed a stink bug, And I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, And I've never bathed in yogurt And I don't look good in leggings ... You just don't get it! And we've never been to Boston in the fall!