A true friend is hard to find Go get yourself outside of your mind Whether it's right or whether it's wrong I'm on the treadmill all day long A true friend is hard to find Chicken on the high street, make you go blind Shimmying up the totem pole I got sick of the arctic roll I walked for sixteen blocks Tiptoed over those burning rocks You were a household name Wonder what they say if they knew your game Let's go daywalking I heard enough of everybody talkin' I hear the choir singing And now the alarm bells are ringin' 'Cause you can't, can't stop this Ain't never ever ever gonna top this 'Cause I'm all, all in this. And you'll be lucky to survive this A true friend is hard to keep I'm so quick, I'm fast asleep What went down in the function room All you talk is doom and gloom I walked for sixteen blocks The plastic beakers gave electric shocks. Oh no, dude got grey Should have stayed at home with your bird of prey Let's go daywalking I heard enough of everybody talkin'. I hear the choir singing And now the alarm bells are ringin' 'Cause you can't, can't stop this Ain't never ever ever gonna top this 'Cause I'm all, all in this. And you'll be lucky to survive this